austie

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let me see if i can fix this

lololololol

it’s my first time and i’m infatuated

welp guess i better head back home then lol

WHAT IF I LIVE HERE NOW RUSS WHAT THEN

this place was incredible, a fancy-but-unpretentious restaurant stuffed into a dive bar, one of the owners talked so much shit to me about Baltimore food & drink spots, and John Waters walked in as i was walking out, 10/10, no notes

went to a mcsweeney's panel today that was so hilarious and inspiring that i've decided to declare on here that 2026 is the year they'll publish me i'm simply speaking that shit into existence and you're all required to clown on me if i don't pull it off in the next nine months thank you so much

TFW you know you’re at the right place

like a little angel and a little devil sitting on my shoulders during lunch

the room was smoky and so was the sandwich

don’t even think about it

🥩 look at god 🥩

CeeLo Green on Gnarls Barkley’s Atlanta-inspired final album: ‘I feel relieved’ Atlanta native CeeLo Green discusses Gnarls Barkley’s final album “Atlanta,” the duo’s legacy, past controversies and the creative process behind their long-awaited return.

CeeLo Green talks about how riding MARTA as a kid inspired the new Gnarls Barkley single "Pictures": "I would just ride the train to the furthest stop then turn around and come back. I maybe had to do it two or three times. I’d sit and talk to myself, imaginary friends." www.ajc.com/arts-enterta...

10000000% it’s like a tall, cool glass of water for the brain, which is a phrase i’m pretty sure i stole from @davidjroth.bsky.social

i walked around here for like a half hour and barely saw half of it, hell yeah

shoutout to the book fair trade show conference experience: dozens upon dozens of niche publishing houses, academic journals, weirdo zines, and unusual books catering to every possible interest or kink or personality type or micro-genre—just a wonderful reassurance that the written word whips ass

it was great! and this harbor area is lovely. i bet it’s unbelievable on a day that’s not all foggy-ass

this rules so much

Happy Bandcamp Friday, to all who celebrate bikinikill.bandcamp.com/merch/limite...

in THIS economy????

billiam,,,, thank you

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lol

in his AWP keynote tonight, John Waters said a lot of outrageous, ridiculous things, but this one stuck with me:

"Writing is a way to cause trouble and make people laugh. Maybe, eventually, you even make a living out of it."

oh shiiiiiiii

GOOD RIDDANCE YOU GHOUL

fell deeply in love with a bar tonight

Sports betting alliance ad: Almost Every Southern State Has Legalized Sports Betting ... BUT NOT GEORGIA.

Accidentally based

damn

black iced coffee is the Gentleman’s Coffee if only because it is my preferred coffee

Man this is crazy

we’re all trying to find the guy who did this 🌭

david “just in case” sizemore

how do butts decide poop or fart?