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Still surreal to see things like this: Pot recall in NY

This delays today resonate with me

Lottery bodega cat. #nyc

You can always rely on the subway in NYC to run reliably during rush hour. #nyc

I know there's a lot more serious things going on in the world, but I'm going to take this moment to whine about the permanent late November weather New York City has now.
#nyc

it's called "a strike"
#yankees

It's still light out.

That is all.
#nyc

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Wait, you're telling me that the Joker, a mass murderer and psychopath is a"problematic character"?!?
How did I miss this?

Now that the Yankees have finally changed their facial hair policy, I'm looking forward to seeing this:
(though they said 'well groomed,' we'll see how it goes)
#yankees #mlb

Odds of ‘city-killer’ asteroid hitting Earth increase again, hitting ‘historic’ milestone It was a meteoric rise. The odds that “city killer” asteroid 2024 YR4 will strike our planet just increased again, hitting a “historic” threshold.

How can I send this asteroid my address?

nypost.com/2025/02/19/s...

DOGE in practice: Disabled Army veteran who has 4 kids and did 3 tours overseas is fired from his job at Bronx VA hospital

Some hired goons are on their way over to collect the 5 large I lost on the Puppy Bowl today. I think the game was fixed.

#puppybowl

Don't understand how Kanye West is posting things like this and there isn't an explosion of outrage. If it's there, I'm not seeing it.

Here are my useless Super Bowl predictions:
Eagles 23-21
Number of times Taylor Swift shown during the game: 403

A good time will be had by all.
#superbowl

I'm all in on this "Music for Dogs" station on Sirius XM.
(up next for me is "Music for Plants" — yes, that's real"

Cocaine "no worse than whiskey," would be "sold like wine" if legalized worldwide, Colombia's president says Cocaine "is no worse than whiskey" and is only illegal because it comes from Latin America, said Colombian President Gustavo Petro, whose nation is the world's biggest cocaine producer and exporter.

In unrelated news: Motley Crue announces five-year Colombia tour.
www.cbsnews.com/news/cocaine...

'Trump released something to us': Alex Jones reveals purported 'tranche' of 'secret intel' Right-wing host and conspiracy theorist Alex Jones on Sunday said Donald Trump gave him a "tranche" of "secret evidence."Jones, who famously lost defamation suits from the victims of Sandy Hook parent...

ok...

'Trump released something to us': Alex Jones reveals purported 'tranche' of 'secret intel' www.rawstory.com/watch-alex-j...

Hoping Winger cleans up at the Grammys tonight. They're overdue.

#grammys

If you need to ask an AI bot if groundhog predictions are accurate, I'm sorry there's no hope for you.
#groundhog day

hey question, is this bad?

Saquon Barkley is going to for 300 yards today, isn't he?
#nfl
#eagles

you should bet 20 large on that

My pointless NFL predictions for today:

Eagles 27-21
Bills 23-20

Whatever
#nfl

More DEI fallout: Air Force scraps course that used videos of Tuskegee Airmen and female WWII pilots The U.S. Air Force has removed training courses for service members that included historical videos of its storied Black Tuskegee Airmen and Women Airforce Service Pilots, or WASPs — female World War ...

The Air Force has removed videos of its storied Tuskegee Airmen and the Women Airforce Service Pilots, or WASPs — the female World War II pilots who were vital in ferrying warplanes for the military — to comply with the Trump admin’s crackdown on DEI initiatives.

apnews.com/article/air-...

Stu defeats Herb, 6-3

Last night I dreamt I decided to run for president and named Richard Nixon as my VP "just for laughs." And then I was disappointed when no one cared.

I thought it was funny, though.

TRUTH: The massive fire that destroyed Altadena was not a “forest fire.” The fire had nothing to do with forest management or water policy.

Three main reasons the fire exploded:

1. Drought-like conditions
2. Very low relative humidity
3. Santa Ana winds reaching 100 mph

(Video by Stuart Palley)

There are too many memes infiltrating Bluesky. Slow down y'all

Amazing.. all of my new followers are named "Sarah"!
What are the odds of that? gotta be at least 3-to-1