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dildos

07.03.2026 00:47 πŸ‘ 31 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

flared based!

06.03.2026 19:19 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Proper Attire | funkittoys The guy you've been seeing knows all the best restaurants. His car is always sparkling clean, he's big, soft, and bulges in all the right places. He always wears rubbers. Oh, and he's hung like a sock...

www.funkittoys.com/product-page...

06.03.2026 19:18 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

i, uh, have good news

if you want it

06.03.2026 19:14 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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United Brothel Workers | CWA Local 9413 A historic fight is underway at Sheri's Ranch. Courtesans are standing together to demand safety, better working conditions, and control over their own futures.

no but actually

unitedbrothelworkers.org

06.03.2026 15:22 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

a thing that's been bouncing around my head lately is a line from Reaper Man by Terry Pratchett, where in an argument with the Wizards about paying taxes, the Patrician says "if per capita is a problem, decapita can be arranged"

06.03.2026 01:47 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

secrets

06.03.2026 01:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
ten hexagonal molds with matching lids, sealed up in a row on a messy silicone-covered workbench

ten hexagonal molds with matching lids, sealed up in a row on a messy silicone-covered workbench

what am i up to now

03.03.2026 20:23 πŸ‘ 50 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

i am 69 inches tall, i was born on the 69th day of the year, and i realized both these things after having already been a sex toy designer for YEARS.

All the stories about fate being unavoidable are true

05.03.2026 07:00 πŸ‘ 95 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

BuzzFeed is currently deleting Kyra Kupetsky's tweets about the situation.

Deleted follow-up message:

05.03.2026 21:10 πŸ‘ 1716 πŸ” 859 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 14

"c'mon honey, just hold on for another 20 hours, think of how funny it would be"

05.03.2026 18:43 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

my poor mother and grandmother

05.03.2026 18:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

if smartphones and google still exist when i'm 69, it'll be because nothing else does

05.03.2026 14:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i am 69 inches tall, i was born on the 69th day of the year, and i realized both these things after having already been a sex toy designer for YEARS.

All the stories about fate being unavoidable are true

05.03.2026 07:00 πŸ‘ 95 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

bluh, brain blasts are the worst. Hope you feel better!

04.03.2026 18:34 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Anti-Trans Democrats Blown Out In North Carolina Primary Election Anti-trans Democrat Nasif Majeed lost to Veleria Levy, who ran on a pro-LGBTQ+ platform. Other conservative Democrats lost as well on primary day.

1. In yesterday's primary elections, anti-transgender Democrats found out the hard way why you don't throw transgender people under the bus.

Two anti-trans dems lost their primaries, including one that cast the deciding veto override vote, in blowouts.

Subscribe to support our journalism.

04.03.2026 16:13 πŸ‘ 3535 πŸ” 981 πŸ’¬ 44 πŸ“Œ 102
We respect all types of work boots in this house [picture of some construction work boots and a pair of white sparkly pleaser boots]

We respect all types of work boots in this house [picture of some construction work boots and a pair of white sparkly pleaser boots]

As ever, but particularly today, from one union worker to hopefully others soon...

03.03.2026 20:47 πŸ‘ 239 πŸ” 85 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 3

hopsital

04.03.2026 06:40 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
ten hexagonal molds with matching lids, sealed up in a row on a messy silicone-covered workbench

ten hexagonal molds with matching lids, sealed up in a row on a messy silicone-covered workbench

what am i up to now

03.03.2026 20:23 πŸ‘ 50 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

i doubt we'd be in this industry if we didnt have such a strong urge to poke

03.03.2026 20:19 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

i use an fdm printer so checking on it is ACTIVELY HARMFUL to the process. This is why i cannot make sourdough. I WANNA POKE THE THING AND I WANT IT TO BE DONE NOOOOWWEEE

03.03.2026 20:13 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Today is International Sex Workers’ Rights Day, a time to support and uplift sex workers everywhereβ€”and a particularly good day to throw some money to the United Brothel Workers in Nevada who were illegally terminated after their historic union drive with CWA went public! β˜‚οΈ

03.03.2026 19:30 πŸ‘ 427 πŸ” 239 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2

video games are a great space to explore gender expression, even if that gender is cis

my gender according to my gaming history is Get Me Out Of This Meat Suit

03.03.2026 19:35 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

most excellent work

03.03.2026 18:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A red umbrella on a green background, surrounded by the words International Sex Workers' Rights Day.

A red umbrella on a green background, surrounded by the words International Sex Workers' Rights Day.

Today is International Sex Workers' Rights Day.

It's the perfect day to spoil your favourite sex worker and do something nice for them!

Supporting local sex worker organisations with a donation would also be a good idea.

Love goes out to all my fellow sex workers! β™₯️

03.03.2026 08:41 πŸ‘ 90 πŸ” 42 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
A graphic that features a hand holding a megaphone & the following text:

"March 3rd is International Sex Worker Rights Day

This marks the 25th anniversary of the 2001 festival in Kolkata, India, where over 25,000 sex workers gathered, despite opposition from prohibitionist groups that pressured the government to revoke their permit.

Today, as the current administration’s deep cuts to Title X & Medicaid gut public STI programs & reproductive care, the sexual economy is being pushed into a corner.

As a self-regulatory body, PASS:

Provides industry-standard STI testing policies that public systems are abandoning.

Advocates for workers whose safety is most at risk under these new federal restrictions.

Builds policies through a diverse community of volunteer public & sexual health practitioners, researchers, & adult industry workers - NOT by a government that seeks to ignore us.

Stay safe, stay strong, stay PASS Certified.

PASS"

A graphic that features a hand holding a megaphone & the following text: "March 3rd is International Sex Worker Rights Day This marks the 25th anniversary of the 2001 festival in Kolkata, India, where over 25,000 sex workers gathered, despite opposition from prohibitionist groups that pressured the government to revoke their permit. Today, as the current administration’s deep cuts to Title X & Medicaid gut public STI programs & reproductive care, the sexual economy is being pushed into a corner. As a self-regulatory body, PASS: Provides industry-standard STI testing policies that public systems are abandoning. Advocates for workers whose safety is most at risk under these new federal restrictions. Builds policies through a diverse community of volunteer public & sexual health practitioners, researchers, & adult industry workers - NOT by a government that seeks to ignore us. Stay safe, stay strong, stay PASS Certified. PASS"

Today is International Sex Worker Rights Day.
Stay safe, stay strong, stay PASS Certified. βœ…

03.03.2026 17:35 πŸ‘ 39 πŸ” 22 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

i don't even wear black but i would've worn this

03.03.2026 17:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
a screenshot of the LA metro shop, where a shirt reading "Ride the D" promoting the D line is marked sold out

a screenshot of the LA metro shop, where a shirt reading "Ride the D" promoting the D line is marked sold out

dammit, i was too late

03.03.2026 17:54 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

peace can be found temproarily in pretending everything marketed For Men is doing so with the same tongue in cheek attitude as Liquid Death

03.03.2026 15:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

if these balls are less than 3/4 inch across i'm gonna be so disappointed. Get the guys who make cheese balls to cover them in chocolate protein powder. i want a big ball cereal! frosted mini wheats but ball! NO, SHREDDED WHEAT BUT BALL. 12 3 inch cereal balls per box.

03.03.2026 15:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0