If the layout was truly random, eventually they would stumble upon at least one layout that made sense. But that has never happened. Morrisons is a psyop designed to test the limits of human mental endurance. A bakery section that’s the opposite side of the shop from bagged bread? That’s Morrisons
There is not a single Morrisons that has a layout that makes sense. And no Morrisons has a layout even close to the same as the layout of another. Do you know how improbable those things are? The effort that must go into creating hundreds of different store layouts, all a nightmare in their own way
Beyond knowing it’s a number and presumably an important one I don’t really know what Pi is, I think something to do with circles? Anyway none of you nerds tell me let me continue to exist in blissful ignorance free from the misery of maths xoxo
An advert for miserable bigot Morrissey’s album “Make Up Is a Lie”, edited badly to say “Wake Up?, A Lie In!”, because of that concert he cancelled because he didn’t get enough sleep
Back on my bullshit (low effort memes)
Among the many problems with this - these selections were curated by a human, and based on the selection of some fairly bland paragraphs (which is fine - it’s one paragraph among thousands, lets not get started on a contextless paragraph representing an entire novel) one with an agenda
From a Guardian article about Chalamet slagging Opera and Ballet - In an open letter published on Friday, the principal of LaGuardia high scho 1, where Chalamet was a student, wrote: "We know your heart, and we know you know better!”
This is an objectively hilarious thing to be saying, in an open letter no less, in response to someone giving opera and ballet a mild slagging
I’ve always found Harry Styles a bit flavourless but all his albums so far have had songs and moments where I felt he was doing or at least trying to do something interesting, so I’m kind of bewildered by how dull this new record is. This was billed as a joyful dance record, he sounds bored shitless
Congratulations on not being a stereotype Jed, enjoy your relegation
I’ve said variations of this before but caring about football is one of the stupidest life decisions I ever made, and I had the perfect get out clause for ignoring a lifetime of sporting misery right there waiting for me in homosexuality, yet I didn’t take it
Yeah I thought it was great, the karaoke cellists was a good opening gambit to placate people expecting the old hits, loved hearing the album in full and thought it was really well staged.
Fair play not a bad loophole that
Seeing Lily Allen tonight and I’ve just read an interview where she says she’s not playing ANYTHING else except West End Girl, no hits encore, which I am honestly fine with but I am very interested to see the crowd reaction to this 👀
Last week Spurs had a goal disallowed for the tiniest hint of a push and this week goal given against Spurs for a full bodied two handed shove 🙃
Paisley Road West closed in one direction for at least one and potentially two months, with about a days notice. Scottish Water you messy bitch
The gig I just went to (Maxïmo Park) was full of eggy farters. Was this a portent?
Vomlette
An entire carton of eggs (15) spilled and smashed on the floor of a McGill’s 38 bus.
Bus
Spurs suddenly deciding to attempt to play football for the first time in months
JK Rowling's team invited Jeffery Epstein to the deathly hallows play and to a Harry potter dinner.
www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
Spent the first 3 weeks of this year listening exclusively to Yeule, highly recommend
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ca7z...
Yaasss Senegal
Half an hour ago I complained about how dull this AFCON final had been, what a fool I was
Woman who goes to her friend's wedding wearing jeans.
It’s obviously a shame but disbanding Tottenham Hotspur may be the only way to release me from this pain
Some viral slop doing the rounds. “2006, Australian miners Todd Russell and Brant Webb were trapped underground in a mine for 14 days. To cope, they asked for an iPod with Foo Fighters music. Dave Grohl sent a handwritten note promising tickets and beers once they were free.”
Cannot imagine what it must have been like to endure such a horrific ordeal. The bit about being trapped in a mine sounds pretty rough too.
Trying to calculate what amount of goals we need to concede to get Thomas Frank sacked. 4-0 might be enough, up the Villa!
The last few days did not move the main story forward AT ALL. It's just a guy eating little treats and doing nothing. And so many plot holes. He says, "no more little treats," and then he's eating another little treat in literally the next scene.
Forgot that Thomas Frank’s Tottenham Hotspur were playing football tonight and then I just had to stupidly go and remember, cheers, evening ruined
Started a new job a couple weeks back and almost immediately introduced a blissfully ignorant coworker to this song, immediately cementing my status as A Terrible Colleague
Did a big 25 songs of 25 playlist and insta post today and just realised I forgot to put “Slayyy Bells” on it 😔
Anyway, playlist is here for any interested Apple Music-using Blueskiers
music.apple.com/gb/playlist/...
