DMiurge

!!! (I'm asmodea in your chat)

GUILD NAVIGATOR: i have just folded space from ix SHADDAM THE FOURTH, PADISHAH-EMPEROR OF THE KNOWN UNIVERSE: oh... yes? GUILD NAVIGATOR: and boy are my arms tired

if you think that's bad it took years of @inplacesdeep.bsky.social badgering me to make this meme

ok after conferring with my spiritual advisors Imma take a break from bsky for a bit. See y'all after Easter

Would you still love me if I was a dirty greedy ugly american death sucker?

*watching anything with an even somewhat passable plot* okay but this couldve been gay tho

please share this my account is in the negatives and it's urgent
i'm really sorry!!

Q: But is Control controlled by it's need to control?

A: Yes.

thanks, bestie

look at this fucking shit

yeah I look like just two different fucking people whereas early transition to now you can tell it's the same person in a way that makes it somehow crazier

holy shit

Saw a girl on here apologizing for having OCD after info dumping about the particular worldview of a particular internet Nazi because she keeps all of them in little boxes in her head and I went "OH NO"

Yeah florals can be very divisive. I've never even had it I just like it when hot women tell me what to do

My friend cole uses Yosemite Sam voice and that is also Good

I once decided that since I can't really do a yorkshire accent a la Warhammer I should do Bobby's Mom for dwarves

I wrote an essay in gradschool about how this dynamic was established by St Jerome. Hate that guy

But maybe "doll" is already accurate since I run sandboxes

Part of me wants to do it over with DM brain on

Set and Setting!

I'm still with just the one partner but turns out she was a lesbian and going from "sad man she ostensibly loved but wasn't attracted to" to "happy woman" has greatly increased my own frequency

Did you get offered it by a beautiful witch and accept it as an act of submission? No? Ok maybe try it like that and get back to me

Did you get offered it by a beautiful witch and accept it as an act of submission? No? Ok maybe try it like that and get back to me

I often see stuff that's like "Narnia made me think turkish delight would be real good but it sucks ass" and I want you to consider that maybe it would be way better if a hot evil woman gave it to you

also still has vampires and the soundtrack rules

They should try transitioning

Andrew whatever-they-call-him-now in the back seat of a car today, looking crazed and old

The late Prince Phillip in the back seat of a car before (?) he died, looking old and crazed

Just a tribute to dear old father

i kinda want a tattoo that's just the ascii rendering of a nethack floor

me when I want to play caves of qud on my laptop/tablet

if anyone can do it you can