@txnewsprincess
I’m this on every platform you can think of, except for OnlyFans. Words at D Magazine (Arts, City Hall, State Lege, Education, etc.) and one bathroom stall in Waco. Prone to environmental embrittlement. Signal: BEricksonDTX.19
Which is what the experts kept trying to explain but people be peopling.
I saw the gasoline in the garbage can thing firsthand. It was insane.
My inner Julia Sugarbaker came out this afternoon at Whole Foods. I was putting something in my trunk and the guy next to me (50s/60s) saw my Razorback license plate and chatted me up for a minute. I don't mind - usually it's somebody that graduated from UA or something and we trade stories for a second. But then he said, "So are you voting for Hillary because of Arkansas or because you're a woman, or both?" Now, nothing on my car indicates my political persuasions. For all he knew, I was a Huckabee Republican with anti-abortion placards stored in my trunk and a slew of Trump hats to hand out to passerby. He assumed because I had a vagina that I would vote for Hillary Clinton. So I looked over at his car, and upon seeing it was a Volkswagen, I said, "I don't know. Are you a fan of Volkswagens because you're white, or because you wanted to drive a car from the auto company Hitler founded, or both? Or maybe did you pick that car because it gets good gas mileage and is a reliable brand for most parts?" Good bye, Ray Don.
Facebook reminded me of these shenanigans too:
It was around Hurricane Harvey time. People were convinced we’d run out so they overbought like maniacs
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Remember that time everyone went nuts and started buying huge quantities of gas over like a week time, putting it in trash cans and milk jugs and what have you until you couldn’t even find gas anymore?
That’s when we decided our family would always have at least one hybrid.
What about serious drinking
A black dog chewing on a dog toy that looks like a donut with pink icing and multicolored sprinkles
A black dog chewing on a dog toy that looks like a donut with pink icing and multicolored sprinkles
Loretta would like to show you her new donut. It is her second best friend after Ball.
E11EVEN is a very Miami name for a nightclub.
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Apparently you can think more gooder if you do sleep.
I mean, it didn’t even break the top 10 weirdest things I’ve seen on Dallas streets …
Fiddler-crab-ass layout, ffs
Even his parents don’t respect him because they gave a whole baby that name.
I got 7 consecutive hours, which is an improvement over my cumulative total between Tuesday and Thursday of 5.
Have y’all heard of this thing called *checks notes* sleep? IDK I’m saying it correctly. Maybe one of the e’s is silent and the other is a short vowel.
I know we have waymo and avride already. But i didn’t even think of how that data is collected.
For a sawbuck, you can waltz into the Winspear Opera House every year and see future opera stars, courtesy of a vocal competition hosted by the Dallas Opera. This year, the Friday event will be hosted by one of the stars of Don Carlo, while another serves as one of the judges.
Arturo Chacón Cruz flew to Dallas from Florida, made it to the Winspear 30 minutes before curtain, and by all accounts knocked it out of the park, with some clever assistance from the DO production crew.
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One of my latest at @dmagazine.bsky.social:
The Dallas Opera’s final performance of Don Carlo is tomorrow night, but Wednesday’s performance was exhilarating well before anyone took the stage: Don Carlo fell ill.
Two cars on a city street, a black one in the front and a white one behind it. it’s have some kind of large black device with a tall pole mounted on the roof of the car.
What are these cars for? At first I thought they were Google Streetview but they have no markings on them?
Or, like I said, when he watched late night TV and saw a home warranty commercial.
Former LA Times managing editor @sarayasin.bsky.social launches The Key, a new publication about Palestine that will be "a home for journalists who have had their stories spiked in mainstream outlets."
Her opening essay is worth every second of your time: www.thekeymagazine.com/p/western-jo...
Someone @ Kristi
I agree to drop my Senate bid if they DONT pass the SAVE Act.
Breaking: Ken Paxton says he'll drop US senate bid if he can visit Fort Knox with a UHaul.
The initial ORR was large enough to cost $2k. It’s going to take a lot of reporters to dig through it.
Because he would be Oklahoma or Missouri’s
TY! But it got bigger this morning because I went through the bullet points in my notebook and remembered something that didn’t seem correct:
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