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I’m this on every platform you can think of, except for OnlyFans. Words at D Magazine (Arts, City Hall, State Lege, Education, etc.) and one bathroom stall in Waco. Prone to environmental embrittlement. Signal: BEricksonDTX.19

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a woman is laying on a suitcase with the words mountain my lovely lady lumps ALT: a woman is laying on a suitcase with the words mountain my lovely lady lumps
06.03.2026 22:10 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Which is what the experts kept trying to explain but people be peopling.

06.03.2026 21:42 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I saw the gasoline in the garbage can thing firsthand. It was insane.

06.03.2026 21:41 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
My inner Julia Sugarbaker came out this afternoon at Whole Foods. I was putting something in my trunk and the guy next to me (50s/60s) saw my Razorback license plate and chatted me up for a minute. I don't mind - usually it's somebody that graduated from UA or something and we trade stories for a second. But then he said, "So are you voting for Hillary because of Arkansas or because you're a woman, or both?"
Now, nothing on my car indicates my political persuasions. For all he knew, I was a Huckabee Republican with anti-abortion placards stored in my trunk and a slew of Trump hats to hand out to passerby. He assumed because I had a vagina that I would vote for Hillary Clinton.
So I looked over at his car, and upon seeing it was a Volkswagen, I said, "I don't know. Are you a fan of Volkswagens because you're white, or because you wanted to drive a car from the auto company Hitler founded, or both? Or maybe did you pick that car because it gets good gas mileage and is a reliable brand for most parts?"

Good bye, Ray Don.

My inner Julia Sugarbaker came out this afternoon at Whole Foods. I was putting something in my trunk and the guy next to me (50s/60s) saw my Razorback license plate and chatted me up for a minute. I don't mind - usually it's somebody that graduated from UA or something and we trade stories for a second. But then he said, "So are you voting for Hillary because of Arkansas or because you're a woman, or both?" Now, nothing on my car indicates my political persuasions. For all he knew, I was a Huckabee Republican with anti-abortion placards stored in my trunk and a slew of Trump hats to hand out to passerby. He assumed because I had a vagina that I would vote for Hillary Clinton. So I looked over at his car, and upon seeing it was a Volkswagen, I said, "I don't know. Are you a fan of Volkswagens because you're white, or because you wanted to drive a car from the auto company Hitler founded, or both? Or maybe did you pick that car because it gets good gas mileage and is a reliable brand for most parts?" Good bye, Ray Don.

Facebook reminded me of these shenanigans too:

06.03.2026 21:09 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Vehicles rush Texas gas stations as supplies dwindle after Harvey Along the Gulf Coast, 10 refineries in Texas and Louisiana remained closed due to Harvey,

It was around Hurricane Harvey time. People were convinced we’d run out so they overbought like maniacs

www.pbs.org/newshour/nat...

06.03.2026 21:06 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Remember that time everyone went nuts and started buying huge quantities of gas over like a week time, putting it in trash cans and milk jugs and what have you until you couldn’t even find gas anymore?
That’s when we decided our family would always have at least one hybrid.

06.03.2026 21:01 👍 41 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 1

What about serious drinking

06.03.2026 20:08 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A black dog chewing on a dog toy that looks like a donut with pink icing and multicolored sprinkles

A black dog chewing on a dog toy that looks like a donut with pink icing and multicolored sprinkles

A black dog chewing on a dog toy that looks like a donut with pink icing and multicolored sprinkles

A black dog chewing on a dog toy that looks like a donut with pink icing and multicolored sprinkles

Loretta would like to show you her new donut. It is her second best friend after Ball.

06.03.2026 18:56 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Dallas Wings’ Arike Ogunbowale arrested in Miami, charged with misdemeanor Ogunbowale was in the Miami area playing in Unrivaled, a professional 3-on-3 women’s basketball league founded by WNBA stars Napheesa Collier and Breanna...

E11EVEN is a very Miami name for a nightclub.

www.dallasnews.com/sports/wings...

06.03.2026 18:45 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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20 Camels Booted from Beauty Contest for Using Injectables in Hump Inflation Cheating Scandal Twenty camels were disqualified from an Omani camel beauty pageant for receiving cosmetic enhancements like Botox and fillers. 'We are keen to halt all acts of tampering and deception in the beautific...

I had to read this because camel botox

people.com/20-camels-di...

06.03.2026 16:09 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Apparently you can think more gooder if you do sleep.

06.03.2026 16:01 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I mean, it didn’t even break the top 10 weirdest things I’ve seen on Dallas streets …

06.03.2026 16:00 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Fiddler-crab-ass layout, ffs

06.03.2026 11:51 👍 94 🔁 19 💬 5 📌 5

Even his parents don’t respect him because they gave a whole baby that name.

06.03.2026 15:59 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I got 7 consecutive hours, which is an improvement over my cumulative total between Tuesday and Thursday of 5.

06.03.2026 15:58 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Have y’all heard of this thing called *checks notes* sleep? IDK I’m saying it correctly. Maybe one of the e’s is silent and the other is a short vowel.

06.03.2026 15:46 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

I know we have waymo and avride already. But i didn’t even think of how that data is collected.

06.03.2026 15:45 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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The Dallas Opera’s Competition for Up-and-Comers Has a Don Carlo Twist Two of the stars of the Dallas Opera’s Don Carlo production will lend their expertise to the National Vocal Competition this weekend.

For a sawbuck, you can waltz into the Winspear Opera House every year and see future opera stars, courtesy of a vocal competition hosted by the Dallas Opera. This year, the Friday event will be hosted by one of the stars of Don Carlo, while another serves as one of the judges.

06.03.2026 15:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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What do you do when your Don Carlo is ill? The Dallas Opera’s final performance of Don Carlo is tomorrow night, but Wednesday’s performance was exhilarating well before anyone took the stage: Don Carlo fell ill.

Arturo Chacón Cruz flew to Dallas from Florida, made it to the Winspear 30 minutes before curtain, and by all accounts knocked it out of the park, with some clever assistance from the DO production crew.

www.dmagazine.com/micropost/wh...

06.03.2026 15:11 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

One of my latest at @dmagazine.bsky.social:
The Dallas Opera’s final performance of Don Carlo is tomorrow night, but Wednesday’s performance was exhilarating well before anyone took the stage: Don Carlo fell ill.

06.03.2026 15:11 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Two cars on a city street, a black one in the front and a white one behind it.  it’s have some kind of large black device with a tall pole mounted on the roof of the car.

Two cars on a city street, a black one in the front and a white one behind it. it’s have some kind of large black device with a tall pole mounted on the roof of the car.

What are these cars for? At first I thought they were Google Streetview but they have no markings on them?

06.03.2026 15:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Or, like I said, when he watched late night TV and saw a home warranty commercial.

06.03.2026 00:42 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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It’s Not Complicated The mainstream media failed the public during the genocide in Gaza. The Key's editor-in-chief shares her vision for what comes next.

Former LA Times managing editor @sarayasin.bsky.social launches The Key, a new publication about Palestine that will be "a home for journalists who have had their stories spiked in mainstream outlets."

Her opening essay is worth every second of your time: www.thekeymagazine.com/p/western-jo...

05.03.2026 16:55 👍 421 🔁 177 💬 3 📌 4

Someone @ Kristi

05.03.2026 23:05 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I agree to drop my Senate bid if they DONT pass the SAVE Act.

05.03.2026 23:05 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Breaking: Ken Paxton says he'll drop US senate bid if he can visit Fort Knox with a UHaul.

05.03.2026 22:37 👍 17 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 1

The initial ORR was large enough to cost $2k. It’s going to take a lot of reporters to dig through it.

05.03.2026 22:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Because he would be Oklahoma or Missouri’s

05.03.2026 21:49 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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The Big Deal You Don’t Know About City Hall After yesterday's marathon meeting, we had some questions about the City Hall discussion. Then we found out this.

TY! But it got bigger this morning because I went through the bullet points in my notebook and remembered something that didn’t seem correct:

www.dmagazine.com/micropost/ai...

05.03.2026 21:49 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0