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@dykeyparton

i’m your government issued pathetic reply guy he/him

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Latest posts by freaky friday @dykeyparton

in ancient rome?

10.02.2026 01:03 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

the next puppy bowl should just be 22 transsexual puppygirls going at it

08.02.2026 20:41 👍 21 🔁 10 💬 0 📌 0

where can i punch a police horse

09.02.2026 04:57 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

best passport office in the area too

04.02.2026 04:45 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

it pisses me off sm! give me my double chin picrew!

19.01.2026 19:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
17.01.2026 10:38 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

relationships should be 50/50. i build the fire, and she torrents The Matrix: Revolutions (2003) for us to watch

17.01.2026 04:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

guy who’s a bug chaser for the common cold

11.01.2026 06:10 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

butch princess, femme knight

07.01.2026 19:36 👍 65 🔁 23 💬 2 📌 1

OPEN THE DBT SKILLS GROUPS!!!!

07.01.2026 07:30 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

a foursome? that’s just a double date gone well

26.12.2025 07:59 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

i should make a grinchsona…

21.12.2025 04:17 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

in my boyfriend's bed straight up jerkin it. and by "it", haha, lets just say... myoclonus

16.12.2025 09:25 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

shit’s treacherous!!!

14.12.2025 21:27 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

omg babe should i come powerwash your sidewalk for you or something??

14.12.2025 07:51 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

employment drug screenings should be abolished but in the meantime can we PLEASE dedicate a separate lab for them. i am trying to get labs to track my autoimmune disease and the waiting room is full of really angry nursing students (?) waiting to piss in a cup

12.12.2025 22:19 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

testosterone has me so horny that i’m eating corn flakes and praying that that freak kellogg was on to something

03.12.2025 08:44 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

t4t relationships should be measured in dog years

14.11.2025 21:17 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

intox kink except i’m giving her pills in a scoop of chunky peanut butter

24.10.2025 23:42 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

we need PETA for tboys

17.10.2025 08:13 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

who up mourning the end of summer fruit season

01.10.2025 06:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

dental dams are just DEI condoms

25.09.2025 04:57 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

is it baja blast branded? if so, pics!!

09.03.2025 01:15 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

the top shortage is a lie perpetuated by Big Tenderqueer

10.09.2023 22:52 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

ohhh noooo there are predatory transes and they/thems here? where? what are their @s? are they single?

03.09.2023 03:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

CUTEEE

27.08.2023 03:10 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i had to block this person for my mental stability

24.08.2023 18:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

sending thots and prayers

23.08.2023 05:00 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅

23.08.2023 04:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

i met up with the girl who does these off of grindr and she was fascinating but her gf got jealous so she blocked me after

22.08.2023 01:38 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0