in ancient rome?
in ancient rome?
the next puppy bowl should just be 22 transsexual puppygirls going at it
where can i punch a police horse
best passport office in the area too
it pisses me off sm! give me my double chin picrew!
relationships should be 50/50. i build the fire, and she torrents The Matrix: Revolutions (2003) for us to watch
guy who’s a bug chaser for the common cold
butch princess, femme knight
OPEN THE DBT SKILLS GROUPS!!!!
a foursome? that’s just a double date gone well
i should make a grinchsona…
in my boyfriend's bed straight up jerkin it. and by "it", haha, lets just say... myoclonus
shit’s treacherous!!!
omg babe should i come powerwash your sidewalk for you or something??
employment drug screenings should be abolished but in the meantime can we PLEASE dedicate a separate lab for them. i am trying to get labs to track my autoimmune disease and the waiting room is full of really angry nursing students (?) waiting to piss in a cup
testosterone has me so horny that i’m eating corn flakes and praying that that freak kellogg was on to something
t4t relationships should be measured in dog years
intox kink except i’m giving her pills in a scoop of chunky peanut butter
we need PETA for tboys
who up mourning the end of summer fruit season
dental dams are just DEI condoms
is it baja blast branded? if so, pics!!
the top shortage is a lie perpetuated by Big Tenderqueer
ohhh noooo there are predatory transes and they/thems here? where? what are their @s? are they single?
CUTEEE
i had to block this person for my mental stability
sending thots and prayers
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i met up with the girl who does these off of grindr and she was fascinating but her gf got jealous so she blocked me after