It's only a sky burial when they drop your body from a plane.
06.03.2026 05:09
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It's only a sky burial when they drop your body from a plane.
[after a solid minute of the funeral director staring at us, i repeat]
…bunk coffins
[my wife doing stacked hands motion]
like…double decker
I thought he had a hat on.
"D Magazine (via reporter Steven Monacelli) filed an open records request for emails...We’ve paid up, but we still don’t have our emails. But you know who does?... Councilmember Adam Bazaldua...the emails revealed that there have been secret site visits underway."
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Hell, yeah! Congratulations!
How long before we discover DHS is using this?
www.darkreading.com/ics-ot-secur...
A man with the government has been at the last two hearings relating to the contempt claim. Both times, he sat in the section of the courtroom open only to parties and counsel. Although not at counsel’s table, Littman and Jean Lin, the other Justice Department lawyer present at both hearings, has repeatedly consulted with him during both hearings. After today’s hearing — and after not being able to figure out for myself who he was after the last hearing — I asked him who he was. I had my press pass visibly displayed and identified myself as a reporter. He said he didn’t want to do that. I suggested that he must be a government official or employee, sitting where he was, and, if so, I asked incredulously if he really was not going to tell a reporter at a hearing who he was. He said no. Then, the people leaving — myself included — got to the elevator. Littman, Lin, mystery man, and two other people sitting with mystery man on the government side of the courtroom during the hearing on Wednesday were getting into the elevator. Some of them were already in the elevator. When I stepped in, mystery man said he would wait for the next elevator. Everyone else then got out of the elevator. Left in the elevator alone, I looked at these five adults — all of whom I believe have to be government employees, hence, paid by the public and allegedly working for the public — and was some combination of bemused and appalled. “You are all ridiculous,” I simply said. The door closed.
And, the story of the mystery man.
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I can’t stop laughing at Jake’s reaction to Blake from the other day, I had to screenshot for a reaction meme.
Not bad for my second time playing.
www.maptap.gg March 4
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Final score: 871
One more goal and this game is in the bag.
Jake's response is the correct one.
Folks, this is the only Democrat who qualified for the US Senate race in Louisiana. Give him some love—he only has 62 followers.
One more Stars goal and this game is in the bag.
Isn't it fun to laugh a little bit?
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My neighbour told me Kuwaiti air defence keeps eating his F-15s so I asked how many F-15s he had and he told me he just goes and gets another F-15 so I said it sounds like he's just feeding F-15s to Kuwaiti air defence and then his daughter started crying
I unfollowed after my timeline became all piss tracker all the time but still, it's a beautiful thing.
Images of an old silver 1999 Toyota Corolla for sale
You want a car that gets the job done? You want a car that's hassle free? You want a car that literally no one will ever compliment you on? Well look no further. The 1999 Toyota Corolla. Let's talk about features. Bluetooth: nope Sunroof: nope Fancy wheels: nope Rear view camera: nope...but it's got a transparent rear window and you have a fucking neck that can turn. Let me tell you a story. One day my Corolla started making a strange sound. I didn't give a shit and ignored it. It went away. The End. You could take the engine out of this car, drop it off the Golden Gate Bridge, fish it out of the water a thousand years later, put it in the trunk of the car, fill the gas tank up with Nutella, turn the key, and this puppy would fucking start right up. This car will outlive you, it will outlive your children. Things this car is old enough to do: Vote: yes
Consent to sex: yes Rent a car: it IS a car This car's got history. It's seen some shit. People have done straight things in this car. People have done gay things in this car. It's not going to judge you like a fucking Volkswagen would. Interesting facts: This car's exterior color is gray, but it's interior color is grey. In the owner's manual, oil is listed as "optional." When this car was unveiled at the 1998 Detroit Auto Show, it caused all 2,000 attendees to spontaneously yawn. The resulting abrupt change in air pressure inside the building caused a partial collapse of the roof. Four people died. The event is chronicled in the documentary "Bored to Death: The Story of the 1999 Toyota Corolla You wanna know more? Great, I had my car fill out a Facebook survey. Favorite food: spaghetti Favorite tv show: Alf Favorite band: tie between Bush and the Gin Blossoms This car is as practical as a Roth IRA. It's as middle-of-the-
When I ran the CarFax for this car, I got back a single piece of paper that said, "It's a Corolla, It's fine." Let's face the facts, this car isn't going to win any beauty contests, but neither are you. Stop lying to yourself and stop lying to your wife. This isn't the car you want, it's the car you deserve: The fucking 1999 Toyota Corolla. Google map of cars location
Never forget: 8 years ago a random person on Craigslist wrote the most effective ad for the Toyota Corolla, ever.
Working fine for me on the TV.
Nice.
Lol. I'm way older than those punks. 11 months ain't nothing.
Radio Shack just out there minding it's own business, catching strays.
This is breaking news.
I need more info on the serial killer angle. I listen to it every thanksgiving and want to make sure I'm around the right people next time.
you think you've seen the whole movie, and then the alt text reveals you haven't even finished act two
Could be a long story. No telling how many women he stalked as a driver.
Gotta shoot your shot.
Congrats, man! That's awesome!
