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Justin Gallivan

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A gentleman in the streets, a freak in the skeets

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Reminds me of late stage Harry Caray just talking about whatever came into his head. Shawon Dunston backwards is Notsnud Nowahs.

08.03.2026 00:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The asymmetry of the value placed on human life is so striking. Israel has a goal to recover 40-year-old remains; to do so, it invades a sovereign country, and the lives of 26 Lebanese are an afterthought. Their names not even worth printing in the New York Times.

07.03.2026 14:15 πŸ‘ 5137 πŸ” 1763 πŸ’¬ 76 πŸ“Œ 63

My first thought went to @thatbilloakley.bsky.social.

07.03.2026 04:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sir?

03.03.2026 22:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I have eaten ants at a restaurant in Cambodia and they are, in fact, pretty good.

03.03.2026 15:33 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Oof. I just read your post in the most uncharitable, pedantic way possible, and I gotta tell ya: it's not looking good for you.

01.03.2026 15:04 πŸ‘ 10457 πŸ” 2184 πŸ’¬ 59 πŸ“Œ 62

Tell Frontier to straighten up and fly right, er left.

01.03.2026 20:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Another funny story, several years back we had a Masters student write a thesis about NASA's relationship with Texas and Aggie, and they described the working philosophy as "you shoot the Aggie into space, but you have the Longhorn do the math. And don't switch those roles." -OS

01.03.2026 03:34 πŸ‘ 72 πŸ” 21 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
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Makes you think

28.02.2026 19:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Goes in your passport. Reminds you where you’ve been. Sadly going away.

28.02.2026 02:18 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I could not for the life of me tell me what a stamp costs. Nor can I recall the last time I used one.

28.02.2026 02:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Look to your left, look to your right. One of you is homeless.

27.02.2026 23:23 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œWe don’t want to do robot death machines or mass surveillance, we’re just throwing a massive hissy fit and all sorts of threats at a company that won’t help us do robot death machines and mass surveillance” is … not exactly convincing

26.02.2026 22:10 πŸ‘ 124 πŸ” 43 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 3

Kind of reassuring from someone vying to be an octogenarian senator essentially from the start.

27.02.2026 21:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The problem is that the only way to do that would be to tariff all imports at approximately 50% to come close to the amount collected through income tax in a year. Would obviously be very regressive. Moreover if you follow the logic and we stop importing, there would be no way to fund anything.

27.02.2026 16:00 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This seems like a million years ago

27.02.2026 03:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We got’em boss!

Who?

Them.

Who is them?

Uhh

27.02.2026 03:35 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Where?

26.02.2026 20:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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26.02.2026 16:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I've never been involved in drug discovery, but recall a bacterial riboswitch that binds c-di-GMP with pM Kd in vitro. It does so with a k_off measured in monthsβ€”far longer than the RNA or its host cell would survive. As Bob Grubbs used to tell me: chemistry is all relative rates.

25.02.2026 21:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

OMG @nytpitchbot.bsky.social

25.02.2026 21:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So 20% of republicans think you suck too?

25.02.2026 21:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I suppose this goes for a lot of companies, but it's depressing that they can staff a whole company with folks who are able to look themselves in the mirror each morning before heading to work at the Help Kids Cheat at School Corporation.

23.02.2026 19:43 πŸ‘ 130 πŸ” 23 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 3

Me too!

22.02.2026 22:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

So sad as to be beautiful

22.02.2026 17:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION IN THIS MATTER FASHIN GUY!

21.02.2026 18:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Dude has seriously flipped. I hope my dad sees it and doesn’t dismiss it entirely.

21.02.2026 18:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I grew up in Chicago. I remember him well. Even met him on an airplane flight. I stand by my comments.

20.02.2026 19:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you Wikipedia

20.02.2026 09:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I can't stand Johnson, but Jackson never served in office and while influential, wasn't Rosa Parks. This isn't a grave injustice.

20.02.2026 04:43 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0