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kill the imposter syndrome in you head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they're also using chat gpt to do it

Anyways.

overheard someone watching family guy funny moments on their phone outdoors, no headphones. it was the most surreal experience. it took me a moment to process that he was not on a work call with some sort of alien cartoon creature.

“were at war with the middle east again?!”

huh. i didn’t realize we ever stopped

what if we meet aliens but it turns out we’re the only ones who evolved darwin-style. like on one planet life evolves according to lysenkoism or lamarckism. and on another planet they evolved from baramins. would that be weird or what

idk why being a traitor to your country is seen as one of the worst things you can possibly be. some people’s countries fucking suck.

i decided to look up gorillaz lore and murdoc is literally fucking vriska. he gives a blue guy an 8-ball fracture. you know. blue. 8 balls. eye injury. then the guy he hurt gets into a weird codependent relationship with him, like tavros was with vriska. also russel is aradia because he see ghost

…by using stairs??

too many damn famous people on this app. do you think he knows about the erotic portal 2 fanfiction

i wonder if steve and karl are also on bsky

holy crap hes actually on bsky??? he likes searching his own name so there’s a chance he might actually see this shit

if Extras was made today. the agent would confuse Billie Piper and Billie Eilish. and the scenes where he can’t remember the name of the in-universe sitcom “When the Whistle Blows” would have at least one reference to the “When the Imposter is Sus” meme. Ricky Gervais should hire me

all the stars we see are just light from years ago finally reaching our eyes. but if you subscribe to the star’s patreon account you can see new content before anyone else

The piss tank on the ISS is now 8% full.

that is kind of weird. maybe they were picking trans people at random and just got really unlucky?

DOJ Fails To Redact Thousands Of Secret Epstein Family Recipes

Nope.

the president doesn’t want americans to know that his policies are bankrupting small business owners. khaljiit has not been getting coin for wares because of trump’s tariffs

sorry about your wrist

imagine if God was a giant person who coincidentally happened to look like one of your friends. and they broke into your house and gave you free shit. such is the cosmology of Tomodachi Life

Remember with all these laws forcing us to comply with authoritarian measures to "protect children", that child protections already exist on a device and network level for anyone who chooses to opt into them. Device makers just need to advertise them better, and platforms need to work on stuff

“imagine being one of the orphans in stuart little, and having to watch them choose a mouse instead of you”

so you think human children are inherently more valuable than sapient mice children? you’re straight-up admitting to being a mouse racist? what point are you trying to prove

“uncontrollable swearing” used to be the only portrayal of tourettes in all of media and popular culture. but now we got people saying stupid shit like “couldn’t you just think really hard about saying a different word instead”. the times they are a changing

To get the heat off Trans people, I am inventing an even more irresistible scapegoat. First quarter 2026 we're soft-launching Shrung People

Wikipedia Article on Leader of the Opposition (United Kingdom) The Leader of His Majesty's Most Loyal Opposition, more commonly referred to as the Leader of the Opposition, is the person who leads the Official Opposition in the United Kingdom. The position is seen as the shadow head of government of the United Kingdom and thus the shadow prime minister of the United Kingdom.

just found out the uk has a shadow prime minister. an evil doppelgänger of the regular prime minister who can use dark magic

sometimes

time travellers from the future think we’re stupid because we haven’t figured out how to cure cancer

They're remaking you for a modern audience. Yeah, sorry man. They're giving you a hyper realistic art style with no reverence for how your original color grading or art design looked. Your boss fights have new shitty mechanics and they redid all of your iconic voice acting. Your studio got laid off

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