Chris

It’s that prison body or w/e 😉

The sampling hits me right in the nostalgia

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Spoiler;

Posing light looks colder and brighter, that’s my guess 💁🏻‍♂️

Happy belated cutie 🥳

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No because if I was entertaining those thoughts, I’d just ask directly. Waste of time to be all in your head about it imo.

10/10 mysterious and foreboding; I would risk the claws to pet her for sure

This picture hurts me, in a psychic/spiritual way 😭😭

Could be hairier tbh

I’m sorry but

All yours my dear

Can you imagine falling out a window though 😬

Looks like outside to me

I think that Tofurky is probably more seitan than tofu (from experience eating all three).

I do enjoy a good Tofurky though, they’re really only a seasonally available thing here 😔

The slop bucket latte 😂

Sorry to hear! I hope he recovers quickly 💕

I think of him as Lestat, the way his icy pale ass sucks the life out of his own son because he’s mentally deranged.

Y’all I think I threw my keys in the garbage at the gas station…

yesterday.

Do I just, never leave home again? Please advise.

Trimspaaa babyyy yeah

Asking the tough questions, I see

I bought a papaya at Costco and I’ve never had one before; it was only partly ripe.

Only now that it’s turning more yellow in my kitchen am I learning that it smells like vomit for some people 😭😭

It’s fun when people remind you of animals. Not in that, categorizing and commodifying their attractiveness kind of way; literally, just for fun 😊

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We had five feet in less than a week, so I do feel for you but

I love her

Oh, I don’t mind, post away 😍

10/10 would climb your magic beanstalk

Some people’s voices just carry very well/some people just project very naturally. My brother dated type of girl when we were young and you could hear everything coming out her mouth (everything😵‍💫) through our house.