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@glitchesbrew

aesthetic appreciator, overanalyzer, and ostensible writer - she/they️‍⚧️ - ever finding the loveliest common denominator

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Outdoor fruit stand with huge pyramid of oranges and tall round banana display.

Outdoor fruit stand with huge pyramid of oranges and tall round banana display.

they’re just begging for a car chase

06.03.2026 13:40 👍 2645 🔁 435 💬 53 📌 41

Old Hollywood actually can do it That Good

06.03.2026 05:46 👍 138 🔁 11 💬 2 📌 0

the problem isn't that the first search result is from a widely popular video game. it's that *it does not contain the first fucking word of the search*

06.03.2026 13:16 👍 112 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
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bro google search is cooked

06.03.2026 13:08 👍 225 🔁 14 💬 14 📌 7

move slow and repair things

06.03.2026 12:06 👍 2446 🔁 791 💬 3 📌 0

Anyone else stuck inside the belly of a dying monster

05.03.2026 21:37 👍 106 🔁 7 💬 7 📌 0
A kitchen counter with a cursed square waffle and cursed waffle iron on it with that “optimally packed 17 squares” layout that is deeply unsettling to look at. The outer parts are aligned to a square but there are 7 squares in the middle at various angles and it looks like complete nonsense but it is in fact the most compact way to store 17 squares in a larger square. 

I have no idea where this came from and whoever made it should go to jail.

A kitchen counter with a cursed square waffle and cursed waffle iron on it with that “optimally packed 17 squares” layout that is deeply unsettling to look at. The outer parts are aligned to a square but there are 7 squares in the middle at various angles and it looks like complete nonsense but it is in fact the most compact way to store 17 squares in a larger square. I have no idea where this came from and whoever made it should go to jail.

You may not like it, but this is the optimal way to construct a waffle with exactly 17 squares.

06.03.2026 00:41 👍 354 🔁 69 💬 18 📌 5

just heard a guy on youtube say "in the grand scream of things"

06.03.2026 03:09 👍 1658 🔁 181 💬 56 📌 33

If you're doomscrolling, guess what? So far there are 51 kākāpō chicks hatched and thriving this season, the same number of birds as we had in TOTAL in the 90s! Only one chick has died and there are still fertile eggs waiting to hatch!

06.03.2026 04:31 👍 5865 🔁 1600 💬 66 📌 58
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Proton Mail Helped FBI Unmask Anonymous ‘Stop Cop City’ Protester A court record reviewed by 404 Media shows privacy-focused email provider Proton Mail handed over payment data related to a Stop Cop City email account to the Swiss government, which handed it to the ...

SCOOP: Proton Mail provided Swiss authorities with payment data that the FBI then used to determine who was allegedly behind an anonymous account affiliated with the Stop Cop City movement in Atlanta, according to a court record reviewed by 404 Media.

05.03.2026 20:41 👍 2745 🔁 1507 💬 89 📌 380

a guy on the train in berlin is wearing a pin badge, of the sort one might wear in support of a band or political cause, but his is in support of the ancient grain amaranth

no brand or anything just Amaranth

05.03.2026 18:11 👍 969 🔁 97 💬 38 📌 10

[Exit Murderer.]

05.03.2026 18:25 👍 5432 🔁 1271 💬 45 📌 46

Wow

05.03.2026 19:08 👍 568 🔁 79 💬 9 📌 0

whats it like working with Einstein, Copernicus and da Vinci

05.03.2026 14:57 👍 334 🔁 12 💬 7 📌 0
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Trans Girl Scouts Sell 330,000 Boxes Of Cookies In Public Outpouring Of Support The total boxes sold is the highest in the history of EITM's trans girl scout cookie list.

1. In an incredible public outpouring of support, trans girl scouts on our girl scout cookie list have sold over 330,000 boxes of cookies.

Parents report to us that they are in tears from the support.

Subscribe to support our journalism.

05.03.2026 15:34 👍 2054 🔁 655 💬 16 📌 30
Store aisle shelves stuffed on one side with inflatable ducks faces the other, stuffed with inflatable flamingos.

Store aisle shelves stuffed on one side with inflatable ducks faces the other, stuffed with inflatable flamingos.

some shit is about to go down

05.03.2026 14:05 👍 2193 🔁 439 💬 76 📌 53
A picture of PEW poll on global attitude survey, saying the % who rate the morality and ethics of people in their country as good vs bad, where the US has the worst rankings and Canada the best

A picture of PEW poll on global attitude survey, saying the % who rate the morality and ethics of people in their country as good vs bad, where the US has the worst rankings and Canada the best

Americans: we live in a fallen state—embroiled by sin, cheating, lying, and evil. You cannot trust anyone, not even those who claim to know you best

Canadians: I love my neighbors and my friends!

05.03.2026 16:09 👍 5880 🔁 1536 💬 285 📌 519

grateful to be alive in a time when we can reach out and touch other planets

05.03.2026 07:15 👍 30 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0
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05.03.2026 01:56 👍 1602 🔁 307 💬 54 📌 46

the thing no one warns you about with transition is just how much more time you spend getting ready before you go out

05.03.2026 04:21 👍 101 🔁 6 💬 8 📌 1
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i’d make the case that the doohickey oughta be mentioned in the same breath as excalibur and other weapons of legend

05.03.2026 01:25 👍 1417 🔁 466 💬 15 📌 43
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have no idea how this ended up in my possession but i hope whoever made it survived

05.03.2026 03:26 👍 152 🔁 9 💬 3 📌 2
A closeup photo of a very very small floppy disk being held in between two fingers. It's blue with a white label that has blue lines.

A closeup photo of a very very small floppy disk being held in between two fingers. It's blue with a white label that has blue lines.

microdiskette

02.03.2026 09:32 👍 667 🔁 107 💬 29 📌 10
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We've freed Cookie's Bustle from copyright hell. Here's how. | Video Game History Foundation We've stopped a persistent copyright troll who was trying to impede our work. Here's everything we learned—and how we beat them.

BREAKING: We've freed Cookie.

Following an investigation by VGHF, Ukie and Web Capio have suspended DMCA takedowns for Cookie's Bustle on behalf of Graceware, SL.

More info:

03.03.2026 17:57 👍 6250 🔁 3152 💬 81 📌 307

I was forced to watch TV news when I had breakfast in a diner recently and I strongly resonated with the sentiment that being an intelligent person in America today is like being awake during a surgery.

05.03.2026 11:14 👍 1146 🔁 216 💬 20 📌 13
Uh-oh! Worst person you know learned therapy words

Uh-oh! Worst person you know learned therapy words

05.03.2026 02:06 👍 7042 🔁 1401 💬 38 📌 1
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Trump’s War on Iran Could Screw Over US Farmers The Middle East supplies a huge amount of the world’s fertilizer. Conflict in the region has sent prices soaring ahead of the critical spring planting season.

there's a lot going on right now but did you know a massive amount of the world's fertilizer flows through the middle east, and did you know that that fertilizer needs to be shipped to the us *right now* for planting season, and uh did you know we are at war with iran

04.03.2026 19:10 👍 1385 🔁 597 💬 83 📌 112
2026 nuclear family meme— featuring Fritzi as Neurodivergent Aunt, Sluggo as Sluggo, Nancy as Daughter, Nancy Jr as Woke Dog

2026 nuclear family meme— featuring Fritzi as Neurodivergent Aunt, Sluggo as Sluggo, Nancy as Daughter, Nancy Jr as Woke Dog

04.03.2026 17:54 👍 12285 🔁 2538 💬 77 📌 74
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We Need To Take Trump’s Rhetoric Seriously, But Not Literally vs. Have That Guy Killed Almost every day, the establishment seems to get it wrong trying to use Donald Trump’s words to paint him as a dire threat to our democracy. What so many fail to see—and what his supporters have long ...

We Need To Take Trump’s Rhetoric Seriously, But Not Literally vs. Have That Guy Killed

04.03.2026 01:45 👍 1691 🔁 285 💬 6 📌 6

IT IS TIME

03.03.2026 19:52 👍 28 🔁 4 💬 4 📌 0