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Married, lover of nature πŸ¦‹, lover of animals πŸ•πŸˆβ€β¬›, fluent in sarcasm, addicted to carbs 🍞, stubborn as hell πŸ‘Š. Oakland County, Michigan born & raised. #BigGretch 🫢 #resist πŸ—½ #voteblue 🌊

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He's gone full Oompa Loompa!

03.03.2026 17:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I just woke up to check!

25.02.2026 10:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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@danboriscreates.bsky.social
Exactly πŸ˜’

13.02.2026 00:05 πŸ‘ 34 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

WTAF

29.01.2026 22:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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You can see pretti’s hands under the pile all the way up to where gray jacket guy takes the gun.

Pretti clearly never pulled it out.

24.01.2026 21:30 πŸ‘ 2676 πŸ” 1278 πŸ’¬ 140 πŸ“Œ 102

Malcolm Nance
@MalcolmNance
CONSEQUENCES FOR DUMBASSES:  You are an F'ing idiot.  If we invade Greenland we go to war with 31 nations.  NATO stays together but without us.  Its HQ is in Brussels, not the Pentagon.  Our global reach across the Atlantic will end with our closest refueling base in Israel or Egypt. 100,000 American soldiers will be forced to board civil airliners and sent home or be taken as POWs/Detainee sWITHOUT WEAPONS OR EQUIPMENT.  Canada will close its airspace and sea space.  US Ballistic Missile Defense at Pettufik and Fylingdales ENDS, which means we see nothing except what space sensors can see.  US Intelligence is reduced to Fort Meade, Ft Gordon and Colorado Springs and Hawaii.  CIA spies will be rolled up by their former friends in HOURS.  NO ONE WILL SHARE ANYTHING WITH US.  ALL GLOBAL SHIPPING WILL BE CLOSED TO US.  Denmark operates the largest shipping company in the world. SIX OUT OF TEN global shipping companies are in Europe ... Worlds Biggest container ships? DENMARK!
Australia, NZ, Canada are Commonwealth so they will cut ties with us or be neutral too. 

PS Denmark & locals tun all life support and  generators at Pittufik and Canada resupplies it ... all 150 US Spece force personnel would become POWs to guys on sleds.  FYI They have troops there now and 35,000 Caribou hunting rifles.  
FYI France and UK have nukes.  Hundreds of them so you cannot intimidate them with that.
Oh and they collapse the US economy by sanctioning us and selling off 2.3 Trillion in US treasuries simultaneously.  Also no Botox, Ozempic or insulin.  Its made in Denmark.
Ya fucking dope.

Malcolm Nance @MalcolmNance CONSEQUENCES FOR DUMBASSES: You are an F'ing idiot. If we invade Greenland we go to war with 31 nations. NATO stays together but without us. Its HQ is in Brussels, not the Pentagon. Our global reach across the Atlantic will end with our closest refueling base in Israel or Egypt. 100,000 American soldiers will be forced to board civil airliners and sent home or be taken as POWs/Detainee sWITHOUT WEAPONS OR EQUIPMENT. Canada will close its airspace and sea space. US Ballistic Missile Defense at Pettufik and Fylingdales ENDS, which means we see nothing except what space sensors can see. US Intelligence is reduced to Fort Meade, Ft Gordon and Colorado Springs and Hawaii. CIA spies will be rolled up by their former friends in HOURS. NO ONE WILL SHARE ANYTHING WITH US. ALL GLOBAL SHIPPING WILL BE CLOSED TO US. Denmark operates the largest shipping company in the world. SIX OUT OF TEN global shipping companies are in Europe ... Worlds Biggest container ships? DENMARK! Australia, NZ, Canada are Commonwealth so they will cut ties with us or be neutral too. PS Denmark & locals tun all life support and generators at Pittufik and Canada resupplies it ... all 150 US Spece force personnel would become POWs to guys on sleds. FYI They have troops there now and 35,000 Caribou hunting rifles. FYI France and UK have nukes. Hundreds of them so you cannot intimidate them with that. Oh and they collapse the US economy by sanctioning us and selling off 2.3 Trillion in US treasuries simultaneously. Also no Botox, Ozempic or insulin. Its made in Denmark. Ya fucking dope.

This is in response to Congressman Randy Fine announcing the Greenland Annexation and Statehood Act.

13.01.2026 00:46 πŸ‘ 1633 πŸ” 854 πŸ’¬ 118 πŸ“Œ 100

⬇️⬇️⬇️ MUST READ ⬇️⬇️⬇️

13.01.2026 10:43 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

F*ck Clooney

03.01.2026 01:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Clusterf*ck
Horrifying
Disheartening
Agonizing
Despair
Excruciating
Abysmal
Devastating
Distressful
Unimaginable
Mental exhaustion

31.12.2025 12:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Casual reminder that the myth of β€œpulling yourself up by your bootstraps” is a cruel hoax designed to convince poor people from all walks of life that the injustices they face are a result of their own actions, rather than an oppressive system rigged against them.

21.12.2025 23:00 πŸ‘ 18315 πŸ” 5214 πŸ’¬ 512 πŸ“Œ 202
Donald J. Trump
@realDonald Trump
Venezuela is completely surrounded by the largest Armada ever assembled in the History of South America. It will only get bigger, and the shock to them will be like nothing they have ever seen before Until such time as they return to the United States of America all of the Oil, Land, and other Assets that they previously stole from us. The illegitimate Maduro Regime is using Oil from these stolen Oil Fields to finance themselves, Drug Terrorism, Human Trafficking, Murder, and Kidnapping.
For the theft of our Assets, and many other reasons, including Terrorism, Drug
Smuggling, and Human Trafficking, the Venezuelan Regime has been designated a
FOREIGN TERRORIST ORGANIZATION. Therefore, today, I am ordering A TOTAL
AND COMPLETE BLOCKADE OF ALL SANCTIONED OIL TANKERS going into, and
out of, Venezuela. The Illegal Aliens and Criminals that the Maduro Regime has
sent into the United States during the weak and inept Biden Administration, are
being returned to Venezuela at a rapid pace. America will not allow Criminals,
Terrorists, or other Countries, to rob, threaten, or harm our Nation and, likewise,
will not allow a Hostile Regime to take our Oil, Land, or any other Assets, all of
which must be returned to the United States, IMMEDIATELY. Thank you for your
attention to this matter!
DONALD J. TRUMP
PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
443 ReTruths
1.26k Likes
Dec 16, 2025, 5:46 PM

Donald J. Trump @realDonald Trump Venezuela is completely surrounded by the largest Armada ever assembled in the History of South America. It will only get bigger, and the shock to them will be like nothing they have ever seen before Until such time as they return to the United States of America all of the Oil, Land, and other Assets that they previously stole from us. The illegitimate Maduro Regime is using Oil from these stolen Oil Fields to finance themselves, Drug Terrorism, Human Trafficking, Murder, and Kidnapping. For the theft of our Assets, and many other reasons, including Terrorism, Drug Smuggling, and Human Trafficking, the Venezuelan Regime has been designated a FOREIGN TERRORIST ORGANIZATION. Therefore, today, I am ordering A TOTAL AND COMPLETE BLOCKADE OF ALL SANCTIONED OIL TANKERS going into, and out of, Venezuela. The Illegal Aliens and Criminals that the Maduro Regime has sent into the United States during the weak and inept Biden Administration, are being returned to Venezuela at a rapid pace. America will not allow Criminals, Terrorists, or other Countries, to rob, threaten, or harm our Nation and, likewise, will not allow a Hostile Regime to take our Oil, Land, or any other Assets, all of which must be returned to the United States, IMMEDIATELY. Thank you for your attention to this matter! DONALD J. TRUMP PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA 443 ReTruths 1.26k Likes Dec 16, 2025, 5:46 PM

Donald Trump declares he's surrounded Venezuela and is imposing a total naval blockade without a congressional authorization, in international law speak, this is an official declaration of war from the United States to Venezuela. Days before the Epstein files release.

17.12.2025 00:27 πŸ‘ 1149 πŸ” 413 πŸ’¬ 92 πŸ“Œ 59

Stop making fetch happen, trumplethinskin!

26.11.2025 16:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

She looks the the adult version of the little girl in the meme smiling with the house on fire behind her.

08.11.2025 18:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

#Truth

25.10.2025 02:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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When you finally run out of fucks to give.

14.10.2025 06:16 πŸ‘ 1705 πŸ” 681 πŸ’¬ 171 πŸ“Œ 244
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Don’t worry. It’ll never go viral. I’ll accept the dubious honour of being the very last person ever to repost it……..

So, just carry on……

10.10.2025 22:28 πŸ‘ 35 πŸ” 27 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

She is the smartest dog (almost too smart!) we've ever seen. I am her "spare human" as they say, but she is the best ❀️

29.09.2025 04:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

2016 😁

29.09.2025 04:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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My girl agrees! ❀️

29.09.2025 01:17 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

We are not lazy. We are overworked, underpaid, abused, manipulated, and exhausted.

Our government is waging a war on the population through misinformation, propaganda, and being really fucking loud.

There hasn't been a day in almost ten fucking years we haven't heard of some bs trump is pulling

27.09.2025 12:25 πŸ‘ 31 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh FFS

26.09.2025 14:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Your country, as you know it, ends next week. Be smart. Don't panic.

25.09.2025 15:00 πŸ‘ 2282 πŸ” 1049 πŸ’¬ 204 πŸ“Œ 243

πŸ˜‚

25.09.2025 18:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Wait, How Exactly Did ICE Manage to β€œLose” More Than 1,000 Alligator Alcatraz Detainees? It appears that the agency is just as incompetent as it is cruel.

As of the end of August, the whereabouts of two-thirds of more than 1,800 men detained at Alligator Alcatraz during the month of July could not be determined by the Miami Herald.

www.esquire.com/news-politic...

18.09.2025 22:26 πŸ‘ 157 πŸ” 85 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 0

George The Wise.

19.09.2025 15:32 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 1

so many dead canaries and we just keep on mining

17.09.2025 23:10 πŸ‘ 30252 πŸ” 7124 πŸ’¬ 272 πŸ“Œ 168

the kimmel thing is bad but as long as they arent rounding people up indiscriminately based on race, building concentration camps and talking about eradicating those they deem sexual deviants, i think we’ll be ok

18.09.2025 03:09 πŸ‘ 22162 πŸ” 5012 πŸ’¬ 452 πŸ“Œ 145

I thought he had them on both hands. Damn!

30.08.2025 15:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The photo credit is covering his hand. No bruise all of a sudden?

30.08.2025 14:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Doesnt look like him and where is proof the Daily Caller photo was taken yesterday? #StillHoping

30.08.2025 14:52 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1