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Rob Hakimian

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Arsenal season ticket. New Civil Engineer news editor. Beats Per Minute editor. Living in Stoke Newington. Getting excited/angry in equal measure about football, music, infrastructure and politics is my whole thing

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Perdido Street Station by China Mieville

07.03.2026 19:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Nah this is the wrong hill to die on. I guarantee you most British publications treat organisations, including fifa, as β€œit”.

Written is different to conversational English - at least in news publications

03.03.2026 22:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Don’t forget Cruella

27.02.2026 07:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Nigel Farage, 50p Lee, Mad Nads, Baronetβ€…Oswald Ernald Mosley, Hermann GΓΆring, Enoch Powell, lamp post flag shaggers up and down the country, your boy took one helluva beating.

27.02.2026 07:18 πŸ‘ 31 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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So the Telegraph is taking this well

27.02.2026 07:06 πŸ‘ 5950 πŸ” 1111 πŸ’¬ 411 πŸ“Œ 289

The take away for Labour on this is that they need to change course fast on hostile anti-immigration, anti-trans, anti-disabled policies if they want to avoid a humiliating defeat in the General Election. Time is running out to shift voters. It is going to take a massive mea culpa to get out of this

27.02.2026 07:38 πŸ‘ 128 πŸ” 25 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 2

Yeah that was the year when they finished 2nd in everything… painful!

25.02.2026 20:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We actually played them in the second group stage (that was the format back then) where they topped it and we went out!

25.02.2026 20:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah Friday. Will also determine which side of the draw we’re on (i.e. whether we’ll get City in the QF)

25.02.2026 19:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Is it wild or stupid to suggest that we played better because, for once, it wasn’t raining?! #arsecastextra

23.02.2026 11:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Cut and paste x 20 for every match he commentates on

22.02.2026 17:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And have gone -2 further back on goal difference

08.02.2026 18:54 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Will be watching this on a loop for the rest of the day thank you

08.02.2026 14:29 πŸ‘ 71 πŸ” 19 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 5

No Madueke that day either

07.02.2026 18:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That game literally couldn’t have ended in a better or funnier way. Whole stadium screaming β€œHavertz” while the Chelsea fans jam up the exits.

03.02.2026 22:03 πŸ‘ 218 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

The quadruple is still on

WEMBERLEY

#afc #Arsenal #UTG #WakaWaka #fuckchelsea

03.02.2026 22:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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My dear friend Nader alerted me to two Iranian members of the Arsenal family, Aref Jafarzadeh and Amir Housein, who were killed while seeking freedom in Iran. We remember them. ❀️

01.02.2026 21:04 πŸ‘ 567 πŸ” 105 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 6

β€œTimes Like These” isn’t that bad

24.01.2026 15:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Haaland benched on the weekend I triple captained him πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ

#fpl #fml

24.01.2026 14:31 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s not been that bad at all. Quite an even match. No clear chances

24.01.2026 13:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

In Hillbilly Elegy, Vance lectured Appalachians for being lazy bums. He lectured "childless cat ladies" he claimed were unhappy. Now he's lecturing every woman with a white collar job for living a meaningless life.

Such a smug, condescending jackass. No wonder everyone hates him.

23.01.2026 21:13 πŸ‘ 2520 πŸ” 556 πŸ’¬ 194 πŸ“Œ 35

Her unimpressed motherly stare put the fear into everyone

23.01.2026 22:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Please restore it after full time

17.01.2026 13:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Undisputed banger. Some of Matt Helders’ finest work

13.01.2026 07:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Nwaneri unlucky to be taken off. Should’ve been Eze. I suppose Arteta think we need to get Ebs up to speed more urgently?

11.01.2026 15:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ben White getting nutmegged and just shoving the guy over is the pure hit of Ben White shithousery I’ve been missing

11.01.2026 15:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He really struggled against Bayern and hasn’t looked anywhere near his best ever since. Definitely not as front-footed in his defending as he was last year. Opposition more aware of him too. He needs a run of games to get rhythm/confidence back, which might happen while Hincapie and Cala injured

11.01.2026 15:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s just a needs must situation due to injuries. Would never happen if we had our full squad! Hopefully we can bring on Salmon and move White into CB once we’ve made it comfortable

11.01.2026 14:52 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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11.01.2026 14:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Great control from Martinelli too

11.01.2026 14:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0