Jon Sharkey

Alright BlueSky, see you in 4 years.

This hits too close to home

New year, same me. Just more tired, probably.

This 100%

Meh, I feel like Diplo just set the stage for an ok year.

So Diplo is high on CNN right now, cool.

Notification that 1 person noticed me on LinkedIn

I must be doing something right.

Wait so what happened with the drones

When the theme is ‘Gatsby meets Real Housewives: The Reunion’

Latte

Oh you beautiful thing you.

Festive exhaustion hits different.

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but your ‘out of office’ email doesn’t have to sound like you’re embarking on a life-changing journey. You’re just at Target. Relax.

Until about 3pm today I thought it was a pretty nice Saturday.

Tonight is all vibes and no vassals.

His stopping at Starbucks was relatable tbh

My daughter isn’t 2 yet and she knows Linux.

The business model : vibes and hope.

Did you know that it’s legal to put Kahlua and vodka in a latte? This changes everything.

My being tired all the time is feeling less like a state of exhaustion and more like a permanent personality trait.

“Free speech for all… as long as it doesn’t touch my soft spots.”

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but the “free trial” isn’t free if you forget to cancel. You’re officially a subscriber now.

That’s the only correct answer, really.

A Christmas Story? Hard pass. Also, cinnamon or nutmeg?

Before 7am I’m basically Gollum, just less “my precious” and more “my coffee”.

The Arnold Palmer of carrots

Bluey balloon pops during inflation before Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade The balloon of Bluey, the beloved children’s cartoon character, popped during inflation the day before the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade.

Even balloons can’t handle inflation these days!

Everything doesn’t need to be a podcast, you guys.

I blame @karaswisher.bsky.social for our collective suffering.

Nothing says ‘tech visionary’ like slinging schoolyard insults at the competition

…we made it like 30 minutes in and couldn’t finish.