Helen Teixeira

(Steve gave her the same terrible haircut tho)

THIS ONE IS A GIRL MM!!

WTF DO YOU WANT?? I WAS SLEEPING! #DogsofBsky #dogs

Same. 🤬

Met my tribe at a dojo 18 years ago. They are still our closest friends.

My granddog shredded her Christmas outfit before we even took the pictures. 😡 WHY IS SHE MY SON IN CANINE FORM? #DogsofBsky #Dogs

Please help @stevetex.bsky.social and I find his stolen guitar story here: www.facebook.com/share/1DWcRX...

No it was a bus. 🙄

Lol. It's kind of empty here at bsky.

Chubby Cavalier puppy laying down looking at camera.

Emmi gained weight while I was gone (likely due to steroids) so I had to email the vet today and inform her that Emmi looks like a burrito and that I had started calling her chonk. She is a very cute burrito though. 
#DogsOfBsky #Dogs #CavalierKingCharlesSpaniel

Black and white dog peeking out from behind a lavender plant.

My granddog thinks she is camouflaged on the Serengeti. 
#DogsOfBsky #Dogs

Happened to see a post on Reddit from a swimmer about tapering. Now I am coaching an Irish swimmer going to Nationals. I'm coming out of retirement to coach on the internet. 🙌🏻
#Swimmimg #Coaching

Labrador laying on back, head tilted, paws in bent like a model

Paint me like one of your French girls. 
#DogsOfBsky #Dogs

This is Emmi. Emmi has a new snood to keep her ears out of her food. #DogsOfBsky #Dogs

I'm buying every LBGTQ banned book I see. I've pre-ordered ones that are banned before they're printed. I'm buying pride clothing. I'm donating to LGBTQ organizations. These are the small protests I make from behind my keyboard. I have a lot of books to read...in my pride clothes. Love not hate. 🌈

Ice ✅
Rally towel ✅
LED wristband ✅
Let’s do this, #seakraken 🏒

Better slogan today? I guess?

I hope the fate of my beloved #SeaKraken does not rest on the rally towel slogans.

#SeattleKraken #Hockey #StanleyCupPlayoffs

I'm at the vet and someone is drinking coke before 9 am and care bears are on the tv and somehow I feel like this is an omen about the rest of my day...

#SeaKraken ran out of clever slogans I guess... #SeattleKraken #KrakenHockey #StanleyCupPlayoffs

Who leaves a voicemail message like some kind of animal?

Me to sister: Go on a walk. Get some exercise.

*calls from walk: I walked too far, can I take an uber back to my car?

Welcome!!

I'm too exhausted to enjoy after cooking for a crowd and the next day I can actually taste it and say, Hey this was good. It doesn't happen for normal dinner for three of us though.

The husband is famous. 😜

I'm having an issue where I am trying to login to my iMac and am typing the correct password and it won't let me in. I have googled the problem, read through the comments, tried various things, none of which worked. I have finally found the only solution that works, someone said: Get a new computer👍🏻

I'm a master diver with 40 years experience diving in the Caribbean. You're talking about the creatures I know and have been diving with most of my life. Don't stop here! Go back like 5 moves!!!

Yaaaassssss! This is my philosophy!

As an artist, I want to paint this. As someone who encountered them regularly while growing up, they strike fear in my heart.

I said this earlier today. They have arrived from Instagram, which is the worst platform for this.