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@conniela

sentient rock with googly eyes, residing in los angeles.

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this kind of war, i support.

03.03.2026 23:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it's unnatural how often the bin laden song plays in my head.

25.02.2026 23:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

holy shit, I also vaguely remember that they did this too. even though they were never that good, I wanted to support a bagel baker. blasphemy!

15.02.2026 03:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

same feeling i got watching the end of weapons.

03.02.2026 21:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

lalibela is my absolute favorite for serving a vegan kitfo!

30.01.2026 05:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man with a skeleton mask on his face is wearing a tan shirt Alt: still from the movie beetlejuice, showing a man with a shrunken head

maybe it's the way he's standing but his head looks so tiny, like the guy at the end of beetlejuice.

27.01.2026 21:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

this is somehow the most fitting choice for team usa.

15.01.2026 17:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
screenshot of a file download on the realfood.gov site showing the filename "Scientific%20Report.pdf"

screenshot of a file download on the realfood.gov site showing the filename "Scientific%20Report.pdf"

only real professionals format their docs with spaces in the filenames.

09.01.2026 07:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

oh fuck. well, that's me.

09.01.2026 05:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

fuck that shit. i don't want to hear his take on anything other than what it feels like to see people trample his jersey. the lionizing is gross.

07.01.2026 16:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

fozzie doing a residency at the mothership, tho.

07.01.2026 00:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

hey @briween.bsky.social it's us <3

07.01.2026 00:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

he has a face like he has SEEN some things.

06.01.2026 20:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

here are 4 reasons why choosing your own name will lead to bigotry and hate:

06.01.2026 20:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

honestly, what's the point of social media if i don't see people posting their dogs and chickens on the daily.

06.01.2026 20:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i read pence and did a double take, ha.

03.01.2026 07:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

so many defenders of the dude who joked about the fucking wuhan lab theory at a time when anti-asian hate crimes were surging. but sure.

30.12.2025 21:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i think his brain has this foundation in tv catchphrases from the 80s/90s. like, i would put money that in his announcement, he will word associate around to 'you sunk my battleship' somehow.

22.12.2025 19:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

honestly, the hell was this. i was told war something something.

18.12.2025 02:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

what a *wicked* riddle

16.12.2025 17:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

seeing this right after being told of someone going to a/b test static graphics vs animated graphics makes it hit that much harder.

16.12.2025 16:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

just please, for the love of everything, don't hurt the dog. (yeah i know he's cgi, but still) ๐Ÿฅบ

16.12.2025 00:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

people legitimately could not handle a single summer seeing pedro pascal everywhere before trying to pin some dumbass conspiracy on him.

15.12.2025 23:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
screenshot of the tech force website header, where there is a black button on top of the black menu bar so you can't see the button unless you accidentally select the text in it. it's so stupid.

screenshot of the tech force website header, where there is a black button on top of the black menu bar so you can't see the button unless you accidentally select the text in it. it's so stupid.

also, apparently there's a super-secret black "apply now" button on the top black menu bar. genius!

15.12.2025 23:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 23 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

serifs for some, miniature american flags for others!

15.12.2025 23:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

honestly, this could apply to car consumerism in america in general. the bigger, the better, amirite?!

15.12.2025 21:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

insightful, thank you! i have sometimes found it hard to break through the noise when all 3 types present their work in the seemingly standard case-study-process.

05.12.2025 20:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

curious if you found that any of those 3 types fundamentally lacked visual design polish?

05.12.2025 17:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

plus you have the cutest dog!

04.12.2025 05:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it's kind of crazy that pharma ads are like 98% of what shows up in freemium streaming platforms. or even trash "basic" tier streaming. it's just a constant stream of happy psoriasis-havers!

04.12.2025 05:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0