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perma endo snake pred who gets longer with every prey he eats like the game snake. he's dragging behind like 10 miles of length behind him & his prey have to relay things all the way up to his head to talk

all my normal friends don't know i'm secretly a sick freak. all my sick freak friends don't know I'm secretly a second, more esoteric brand of sick freak. It's layers of being a sick freak all the way down

that's really what being in an RPG party is like

i like to think the class minibosses in mewgenics hang out, in teams of 4 obviously as is thematically appropriate, and by hang out I mean are all handsy with each other. i would say dating but i can't imagine that being normal

i'm like a tamagotchi if it blew up and died no matter which button you pressed

i drew my madd dying in a gluetrap
#maddart

meoowwwrrrpp

the thing about being a demihuman is that im always on the fence about how much Skin and how much Fur i want to be. i accidentally colored my tail skin-colored and thinking about it being a furless Appendage is bizarrely appealing to me

fun madd fact: my sonas hoodie is supposed to look like an alligator tummy and if you tell them it doesnt they'll cry

i wish "i wish more vore audio had hot muffled prey voice acting" on my monkey paw & a finger curls. from then on every vore audio has my voice in it

it would only make sense hanging out with a catboy so much would rub off on u

u know cats do that to show affection... :3

🐱 miaou

i. like. cats

sure! *rolls a 1 and dies*

zodiac is shamelessly insane and cool as fuck but gambit is just a guy with a dice. which is so funny

he's definitely on my list i love gambit. hes a fat fuck

umm uhmmm magnus
#maddart #vore

i drew my madd dying in a gluetrap
#maddart

madd: Yeah im nonbinary but being called a boy in teasing contexts e.g. "fat boy" or "good boy" gets me hard so you can put "male" down on my card if you need to

librarian: no i dont think thatll be necessary

Madd ❓️ got it on with Zodiac ♂️ but no kitten was made.
Madd ❓️ got it on with Trampy ♂️ but no kitten was made.
Madd ❓️ got it on with Magnus ♂️ but no kitten was made
Madd ❓️ got it on with Zodiac ♂️ b

its international womens day, so women get to eat anything they want!

come stare at the world's biggest catboy monobutt, taking the form of a marching caravan making fun of it, who move with me just about as quickly as i can waddle

world's most doggy meets biggest jar of peanut butter

i need a movie like toy story except its about plushies and instead of getting up to wacky misadventures theyre just getting up to crazy sex stuff. just insane kinkplay

*pointing at meyo* yo wtf do you feed that thing its huge

kind of mouthy but I'll swoon anyways

your madd fact of the day is that i have a nervous tic, and it's chuckling randomly. so if you're writing horny dialogue from me you have to include that

it's really funny but i love characters with silly embarrassing vocal tics. just imagine that interspersed between them teasing the shit out of you