Jonathan Fisher

incredible @secondmentions.bsky.social in the second screenshot

All Matt Goodwin's Instagram posts feel like this.

#greens #gortonanddenton

flashbacks of getting absolutely clarted by the one-two of being the last schoolyear not to receive EMA payments and watching the little cunts in the year below live it up (easy to forget how much money £30 was in 2004) and then this nonsense getting pushed through immediately afterwards.

some parts of recent British history are like.. I will never understand why we don’t protest like the French

just made a “new Fallout map looks weird” gag in a group chat and no one reacted, fuming

saw a fair few on bridges/the roadside in Shropshire-ish this weekend

I am very tempted to get one of your drawings as a tattoo one day - would you give this your blessing?

these are so beautiful, a highlight of every sumo tournament

unfortunately I cannot imagine Trump’s America even considering arresting a major star on the eve of a World Cup for any crime, let alone for a crime we have evidence that Trump does not take seriously

sorry why is Ronaldo crying? this may be the least prestigious competition he’s ever won, and I am including the 2007 Community Shield in that

seems like Isco’s gap year treated him well

elon musk to donald trump at every meeting in the oval office: “you are in the epstein files. meet my 3 year old son”

Mac Demarco at Aviva Studios. £47???????

I’ve only had a flat broken into once (and actually I suspect it was actually a guest of a flatmate who stole my partner’s laptop) but it definitely made me nervous about it reoccurring for a while afterwards. it’s so violating!

it’s not a constant hum, but it is spiking often enough that I will definitely be seeking help for it. never used to have any kind of issue with flying, and now it makes me nervous, but for no reason I can really pinpoint. annoying! would love to still be blasé about my life!

still have like.. idk, disaster anxiety? ever since watching our kitchen ceiling collapse and nearly dome our neighbour who’d come over to help. and it’s got worse over time! I should probably talk to a professional about this, not the internet

a beautiful man, we are blessed to be living in the same timeline

parents: did having a kid make you more anxious about your personal safety? I have many new anxieties! about stuff I never used to care about!

Laurence Fox only raises £5 as he tries to crowdfund legal fees

God bless the person who donated a fiver, because somehow it makes this even funnier than if he has raised nothing.

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In the spirit of Mother’s Day, here’s a clip of Björk two-piecing a reporter who was stalking her and her baby.

Pope Leo spotted on the 2005 World Series broadcast

Men are not constantly being told “you’re bad,” they are constantly being told “LEFT WING SJWS THINK YOU’RE BAD” by conservative propaganda. There’s a huge difference.

was just reminded of “milifandom”. what a country.

homelessness in the States is nooooooo joke. seen some terrifying/devastating things just wandering around. daytime/nighttime whatever. misery.

Rio really doesn’t add anything does he? loud air

if there was a good bubble tea place a walking distance from my house it would be so so over for my bank account

it is fun to read profiles of this guy which play him up as some diabolical mastermind and then watch him in action and see a huge loser

sorry for Daily Mail quoting but gooooooooood lord this woman’s hitrate is abysmal