Girl who is pissed she now knows how to use cryptocurrency
08.03.2026 17:23
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Girl who is pissed she now knows how to use cryptocurrency
No, YOU’RE tearing up in the bar because “Everywhere” by Fleetwood Mac came on and it made you think about your girlfriend
He can say whatever he wants, we know these are EVA Unit 01 cleats
I wanna hear the music they make with bad chords. Like the chords you hear and you’re like “damn, that chord is absolute dogshit.” I think the garbage chords deserve their time in the spotlight too
After a lengthy appeals process and productive discussion with the Blue Sky safety team I will no loinger be sending George Thorogood lyrics to beautiful women on here via DM. Thank you all
Unexpected gender euphoria moment: realizing that men’s clothes fit me really weird now
Protesters Urged Not To Give Trump Administration Pretext For What It Already Doing
Protesters Urged Not To Give Trump Administration Pretext For What It Already Doing https://theonion.com/protesters-urged-not-to-give-trump-administration-pretext-for-what-it-already-doing/
Seeing a bunch of normal ass midwestern moms and dads marching in -20 degrees knowing they might be tear gassed or worse really drives home what a cowardly lot of people the pundit class is
I don’t think even WPATH’s dosing guidelines are this bad. 4mg once a month is literal malpractice
if you're going to be an internet magazine you need to reaaaaallllllly think about the graphics you use.
like, bruh,
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Sometimes a user will post a joke and then that very same user will post something sincere. And I as the reader am expected to understand this, using my brain?
Screenshot of the first and last two messages in this thread: “BooBooKitty @bbkittyfck.bsky.social • 13m There are no ribs in a McRib sandwich. I'm calling my mother!” … “BooBooKitty @bbkittyfck.bsky.social • 4m → Replied to Neon Chinchilla Might I suggest ayahuasca” “Neon Chinchilla @neonchinchilla.b... • now I was going to start with some spicy mustard, but I see you want to kick it up a notch. Do they make mustard with ayahuasca in it? I am craving mustard.”
I love bluesky threads
The gay robot boys will still be there after you do your shot
babe did you do your shot yet or are you still crying about MegaMan x Zero?
Super Metroid gender envy gf/MegaMan fujoshi gf
Telling my girlfriend to do her shot because she’s crying about MegaMan lore
I can deal with my boobs hurting and feeling tender and sore just fine even if they hurt a lot, but today they’re ITCHY and that is so much worse in every way
gimme a time and a place and I’ll gladly join the circle
I mean at least we got that
Was there more than the episode of the muppet show that she hosted??
And if you don’t call your psych for refill a full week in advance, be ready to go without for at least several days, because fuck you. That is, if the pharmacy even has them in stock and doesn’t have them on a two week backorder
Wait this is a reply to the banana one I’m a bimbo
I can kind of see it conceptually? Like, teachers, apple? I guess?
"i asked chatgpt" well I asked amy klobuchar and she threw a stapler at my head
Social contagion theory of transsexuality (telling girls to ask their providers about using bicalutamide as their antiandrogen instead of spiro)
theres so much horrible shit about the murder of renee good, but there is something deeply terrifying about the way everyone from media to politicians have erased her wife from the story. ive seen far more mention of her late husband than her wife who was sitting next to her when she was murdered
well regardless of the number of notes, excellent post
excellent username/post combination, no notes
I’m already taking like twelve pills a day, what’s a couple more?
