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Chris Ice

@magnmci

Retired tinkerer, maker, builder and inventor.

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the dish that tastes you back

12.03.2026 15:36 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Baby my heart's on fire.
If you refuse me, honey you'll lose me...
And then you'll be all alone...
So darling, telephone...
and tell me I'm your own

12.03.2026 04:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm not in my 20s or 30s, but "Two Buck Chuck" springs to mind.

12.03.2026 03:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Collage of two photos side-by-side. On the left, there is a dark brown pony with a blonde man and he has his upper lip raised in a sneering expression. On the right, there is the pop rock singer Billy Idol, who is doing a very similar sneer.

Collage of two photos side-by-side. On the left, there is a dark brown pony with a blonde man and he has his upper lip raised in a sneering expression. On the right, there is the pop rock singer Billy Idol, who is doing a very similar sneer.

The Sneer: who wore it better, Dewey or Billy Idol?

10.03.2026 15:51 πŸ‘ 272 πŸ” 35 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 2
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The Bizarre β€œChef’s Kiss” Dish! Here’s The Story Of The Hilarious Review Of A DiningΒ Disaster! Would You Eat This? This story begins and ends with the restaurant dish shown above, called β€œChef’s Kiss.” Look at it again – this is a REAL dish served at a restaurant: This was served at Br…

Did you see this...?

biteeatrepeat.com/2023/02/19/t...

10.03.2026 20:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Was chatting with someone about some code I’d written - he said he’d look at it later because β€œit was his mom’s 60th birthday today”.

When I pointed out I’ll be 4 years younger than her tomorrow, he said β€œoh, you’re 2 years younger than my dad then.”

NGL; that hurt. Respect your elders, man. Jeez.

09.03.2026 22:28 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
The Babe Rainbow - Peace Blossom Boogy (Official Video)
The Babe Rainbow - Peace Blossom Boogy (Official Video) YouTube video by Flightless Records

youtu.be/p875E_kk50o?...

09.03.2026 22:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Would.

09.03.2026 22:17 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Refusing to trust AI since 1968. Get your new T-shirt with FREE UK delivery here >>> buff.ly/eya1omh

03.03.2026 14:07 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

@truet.bsky.social

03.03.2026 00:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Not to brag, but... [insert joke about already being King of Wieners]

02.03.2026 18:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
man in a hat
direction of heat flash
if you are caught outdoors in a sudden attack a hat will give you at least some protection from the heat flash, while the other part of your face will melt and burn and blister as you lie there dying while billionaire funded armageddon takes place.

man in a hat direction of heat flash if you are caught outdoors in a sudden attack a hat will give you at least some protection from the heat flash, while the other part of your face will melt and burn and blister as you lie there dying while billionaire funded armageddon takes place.

02.03.2026 17:08 πŸ‘ 177 πŸ” 45 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 0

I can smell the Pall Malls and Crown Royal from here.

28.02.2026 17:44 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Happy 69th Birthday to Cynthia Leigh Wilson, singer, songwriter and founding member ofΒ punk / new waveΒ bandΒ the B-52's, born on this day in 1957, Athens, Georgia.

Photo by Lynn Goldsmith

#cindywilsonΒ #theb52sΒ #punkΒ #punkrockΒ #newwaveΒ #b52s #history #punkrockhistory #otd

28.02.2026 05:26 πŸ‘ 229 πŸ” 24 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 3

What a wonderful way to bring all the foods I hate together into one incredible dish!

27.02.2026 16:46 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

+10 Chrisma!

27.02.2026 16:45 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

But not without consequences

26.02.2026 03:29 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So many mixed messages here

17.02.2026 06:15 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Male ice dancer with hands in pockets reacting to the comment "I love your outfit!" Reply: "Thanks! It has Pockets!"

Male ice dancer with hands in pockets reacting to the comment "I love your outfit!" Reply: "Thanks! It has Pockets!"

@normdeplume.bsky.social
#olympicmemes #ithaspockets #pockettime

17.02.2026 02:06 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Zomg!!

13.02.2026 05:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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#programmerhumor

12.02.2026 02:24 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Angine de Poitrine - Fabienk (Live on KEXP)
Angine de Poitrine - Fabienk (Live on KEXP) YouTube video by KEXP

Yeah. Sometimes, at 3am, by brain be like...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRgH...

#nowplaying

12.02.2026 01:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Buried At Sea
Buried At Sea YouTube video by MC 900 Ft. Jesus - Topic

1994 - buttery smooth even now. #nowplaying

www.youtube.com/watch?v=VW8o...

11.02.2026 02:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Grocery store shelf sticker listing "Butt Squash" instead of "Butternut Squash". LOL

Grocery store shelf sticker listing "Butt Squash" instead of "Butternut Squash". LOL

Back again with my #shitposting

11.02.2026 02:06 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Laid Back - White Horse
Laid Back - White Horse YouTube video by Oleg Ladmaer

It was a different time

youtu.be/ScBzLxWXc1I?...

#nowplaying

10.02.2026 06:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Container stating that the salt is 250 million years old...but has a "best used by" date of 2019

Container stating that the salt is 250 million years old...but has a "best used by" date of 2019

Back with my #shitposting

03.02.2026 00:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

And for some reason, Bradley keeps cutting his hand.

01.02.2026 17:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

ngl; would work on me

27.01.2026 01:33 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Probably with full retirement benefits, I'm guessing.

27.01.2026 01:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Meme: "Back in my day there was so much toilet paper and so much eggs that we gathered at night and threw them at houses of our enemies."

Meme: "Back in my day there was so much toilet paper and so much eggs that we gathered at night and threw them at houses of our enemies."

True dat.

27.01.2026 01:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0