the dish that tastes you back
the dish that tastes you back
Baby my heart's on fire.
If you refuse me, honey you'll lose me...
And then you'll be all alone...
So darling, telephone...
and tell me I'm your own
I'm not in my 20s or 30s, but "Two Buck Chuck" springs to mind.
Collage of two photos side-by-side. On the left, there is a dark brown pony with a blonde man and he has his upper lip raised in a sneering expression. On the right, there is the pop rock singer Billy Idol, who is doing a very similar sneer.
The Sneer: who wore it better, Dewey or Billy Idol?
Was chatting with someone about some code Iβd written - he said heβd look at it later because βit was his momβs 60th birthday todayβ.
When I pointed out Iβll be 4 years younger than her tomorrow, he said βoh, youβre 2 years younger than my dad then.β
NGL; that hurt. Respect your elders, man. Jeez.
Would.
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Not to brag, but... [insert joke about already being King of Wieners]
man in a hat direction of heat flash if you are caught outdoors in a sudden attack a hat will give you at least some protection from the heat flash, while the other part of your face will melt and burn and blister as you lie there dying while billionaire funded armageddon takes place.
I can smell the Pall Malls and Crown Royal from here.
Happy 69th Birthday to Cynthia Leigh Wilson, singer, songwriter and founding member ofΒ punk / new waveΒ bandΒ the B-52's, born on this day in 1957, Athens, Georgia.
Photo by Lynn Goldsmith
#cindywilsonΒ #theb52sΒ #punkΒ #punkrockΒ #newwaveΒ #b52s #history #punkrockhistory #otd
What a wonderful way to bring all the foods I hate together into one incredible dish!
+10 Chrisma!
But not without consequences
So many mixed messages here
Male ice dancer with hands in pockets reacting to the comment "I love your outfit!" Reply: "Thanks! It has Pockets!"
@normdeplume.bsky.social
#olympicmemes #ithaspockets #pockettime
Zomg!!
#programmerhumor
Yeah. Sometimes, at 3am, by brain be like...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRgH...
#nowplaying
1994 - buttery smooth even now. #nowplaying
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VW8o...
Grocery store shelf sticker listing "Butt Squash" instead of "Butternut Squash". LOL
Back again with my #shitposting
It was a different time
youtu.be/ScBzLxWXc1I?...
#nowplaying
Container stating that the salt is 250 million years old...but has a "best used by" date of 2019
Back with my #shitposting
And for some reason, Bradley keeps cutting his hand.
ngl; would work on me
Probably with full retirement benefits, I'm guessing.
Meme: "Back in my day there was so much toilet paper and so much eggs that we gathered at night and threw them at houses of our enemies."
True dat.