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11.03.2026 20:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Our framed John Grant poster from his 'Love is Magic' album tour provides inspiration for tonight's haiku..

Our framed John Grant poster from his 'Love is Magic' album tour provides inspiration for tonight's haiku..

@paddy-roberts.bsky.social

11.03

Life's full of good, bad and mediocre days isn't it?

A life metaphor:
Some days up and some days down –
Like Snakes & Ladders..

#17thOctober #haiku365

11.03.2026 19:24 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
"Now, in a minute" is almost as ubiquitous as "... to be fair ..."

Image: ilovethediff.com

"Now, in a minute" is almost as ubiquitous as "... to be fair ..." Image: ilovethediff.com

@deluxday.bsky.social

So, as advertised, here's the second part:

11/3

ii/iv

I can speak Wel-ish
I know this, and will reply
Now, in a minute

#17thOctober #haiku365 #haiku

11.03.2026 14:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you for reposting this, Debbie @cribbowens.bsky.social

11.03.2026 12:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you for the repost, Jan @jangoeswriting.bsky.social

11.03.2026 10:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Image: nationalgalleries.org

Image: nationalgalleries.org

"Bonny prints, Charlie."
"Aye, there's a new stationer
On Old Stewart Street."

#vss365 #bonny #haiku

11.03.2026 08:18 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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After our inglorious retreat
and subsequent defeat
the Terms of Surrender
demanded by our enemy
were quite generous
and meant to be conducive
for future peace and #harmony

Or at least until
the inevitable rematch
where we get our revenge
which will be fuckin epic

#vss365 #inkmine #poetry #poem

10.03.2026 21:12 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Image: nation.cymru

Image: nation.cymru

@deluxday.bsky.social

Got a busy week coming up, so have prepared a polyptychal haiku for doing over the next four days:

10/3

i/iv

I can speak Wel-ish
I know, at least, some Welsh words
From road signs and things

#17thOctober #haiku365 #haiku

10.03.2026 20:29 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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@paddy-roberts.bsky.social

10.03

With thanks to Alexei Sayle:

Eulogised in song,
With me for work, rest and play –
Dr Marten's Boots!!

#17thOctober #haiku365

10.03.2026 20:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

🀣

10.03.2026 14:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Shw mae, Jan @jangoeswriting.bsky.social: popeth yn dda? Diolch am y repost!

10.03.2026 11:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
Welsh National Anthem

'Land of my fathers' -
Close harmony - but should be
'Parents' these days, right?

(Doesn't work in Welsh: at least, not enough knowledge to adjust it...

'Hen wlad fy nhadau' -
Cytgord agos - ond dylid bod
'Rhieni' y dyddiau hyn, iawn?)

#vss365 #harmony #haiku

open.spotify.com/track/7ha2qB...

10.03.2026 10:19 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
The Bull or The Papal Bull, to acknowledge the charter granted by the Abbot of  Crowland..

The Bull or The Papal Bull, to acknowledge the charter granted by the Abbot of Crowland..

@paddy-roberts.bsky.social

Love a Caramel!

09.03

Raft-race meeting at the historic 16th century pub, once a staging post to the North..

Horses were stabled,
The weary took drink and rest,
On the long road north..

#17thOctober #haiku365

09.03.2026 21:10 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
... OK, there were some upsides ...

... OK, there were some upsides ...

@deluxday.bsky.social

Got some things done: chores, mainly.

9/3

Out in pyjamas
To bring bins in from roadside
Highlight of my day

#17thOctober #haiku365 #haiku

09.03.2026 20:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm sorry to hear you're in pain.

09.03.2026 17:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Dancing with itself.

09.03.2026 11:25 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Mokka machine locked and loaded...

Mokka machine locked and loaded...

Slight caffeine headache;

s
Drinking coffee
n
c
before

Dawn: I'll not sleep now

#haiku

09.03.2026 11:03 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Good morning, and thank you, Jan @jangoeswriting.bsky.social for the repost

09.03.2026 09:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
The GOAT, lightning in a bottle.

The GOAT, lightning in a bottle.

His music, untamed,
Grounds me when live stylus drops
There's my lightning rod

#vss365 #lightning #haiku

open.spotify.com/track/0KqHJX...

09.03.2026 09:10 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you, Ms Fizzy @fizzytwizler.bsky.social for your kind repost

08.03.2026 20:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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@paddy-roberts.bsky.social

08.03

International Women's Day. Imagine how different the course of history might've been with Women in control..

"Women of the World
Takeover!" Remove ego
And give us balance..

#17thOctober #haiku365

08.03.2026 20:33 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Image: cartoondealer.com

Image: cartoondealer.com

@deluxday.bsky.social

A couple of days off, then back to the grindstone.

8/3

Community and
Communication are linked
In more ways than one

#17thOctober #haiku365 #haiku

08.03.2026 17:37 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
THIRTY YEARS OF RUSSIAN ROULETTE

I am spellbound
by the stimuli of sludge.
My focus is a revolver,

spinning

in a game of russian roulette
that lasts for millennia
inside of a day.
It's not fair

how I get incensed
at the trigger

when it's my fingers
that ache to squeeze.
This anxiety
became a clichΓ©

back in 1996
when I was 8

and I thought the walls
of my school
were going to chew on me
until they became tumors.
So what is it now
that it's 30 years later
and I'm still

screaming at my own mind
to quite down 

so I can self-destruct
in peace
for a change?

THIRTY YEARS OF RUSSIAN ROULETTE I am spellbound by the stimuli of sludge. My focus is a revolver, spinning in a game of russian roulette that lasts for millennia inside of a day. It's not fair how I get incensed at the trigger when it's my fingers that ache to squeeze. This anxiety became a clichΓ© back in 1996 when I was 8 and I thought the walls of my school were going to chew on me until they became tumors. So what is it now that it's 30 years later and I'm still screaming at my own mind to quite down so I can self-destruct in peace for a change?

I backslid into a pretty awful panic attack yesterday. So today I wrote about my near-lifetime struggle with the awfulness of anxiety.

#vss365 #spellbound #emoetry #incensed #poetry

08.03.2026 15:01 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you for the repost, Debbie @cribbowens.bsky.social

08.03.2026 15:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

... And
Thank you
For the repost

08.03.2026 10:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I
Thank you.
An interesting exercise.

πŸ™‚

08.03.2026 10:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh!
My god -
Did you hear?

It
Will happen.
Mark my words!

08.03.2026 09:54 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
#PoetsOfDoom: Hay(na)ku

Hello, my fellow poetic doomers!
It’s me, Steve (not Dave’s pet penguin, sorry). Here is your form and prompt this week, courtesy of moi. I present to you, the hay(na)ku!

The hay(naku) is a poetic form invented in 2003 by Filipino poet Eileen Tabios. The name of the form is a pun on the words haiku, and the Tagalog phrase β€œhay nako” which means β€œoh well”.

This form consists of three lines with one word in the first line, two words in the second, and three words in the third, for a total of six words.
An example made by me:

Blue
Boys chase
Other blue boys.

Your theme is #omen. Your task, create two hay(na)ku that form a chain. Meaning, both pieces must talk about the other. The first one should be about the omen, and the second should talk about the consequence.

Happy writing, have fun!

Steve Silas Hendrickson

#PoetsOfDoom: Hay(na)ku Hello, my fellow poetic doomers! It’s me, Steve (not Dave’s pet penguin, sorry). Here is your form and prompt this week, courtesy of moi. I present to you, the hay(na)ku! The hay(naku) is a poetic form invented in 2003 by Filipino poet Eileen Tabios. The name of the form is a pun on the words haiku, and the Tagalog phrase β€œhay nako” which means β€œoh well”. This form consists of three lines with one word in the first line, two words in the second, and three words in the third, for a total of six words. An example made by me: Blue Boys chase Other blue boys. Your theme is #omen. Your task, create two hay(na)ku that form a chain. Meaning, both pieces must talk about the other. The first one should be about the omen, and the second should talk about the consequence. Happy writing, have fun! Steve Silas Hendrickson

It's Sunday, so it's officially #PoetsOfDoom time!

Tag me or one of these people so we can see your contributions. I look forward to reading them!

@sonnetsmith.bsky.social
@jenthorne.bsky.social
@daveashleypoet.bsky.social

Don't overthink it, have fun!

#poetrycommunity #writingprompt

08.03.2026 07:36 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 8
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Image: pinterest.com

Her effortless grace
Left me spellbound as I watched
Blood drip off her teeth

#vss365 #spellbound #haiku

08.03.2026 08:18 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0