L. Deg

This fuckin owns

Fortune mag headline that reads “'It's going to be painful for a lot of people': Software engineers could go extinct this year, says Claude Code creator”

“It’s going to be delicious for a lot of people”: People will be eating 1000 crab rangoons a day, says crab rangoon creator

Gonna tell my kids this was Operation Epic Fury

Using the rocket car, Tej and Roman enter orbit and destroy the satellite, stopping the upload. Cipher bombs the truck using a UAV in an attempt to kill Dom, but unintentionally kills Otto. Dom uses the ricocheting truck to destroy Cipher's drone, which is revealed to be simulated, and Cipher escapes. Dom and Mia reconcile with Jakob and Dom allows him to escape custody by giving him the keys to his car, finally forgiving Jakob. Tej and Roman reach the International Space Station and are safely returned to Earth. The team celebrates their success with a barbecue at Dom's house.

Daniel Tiger in Trolley with the caption: “Diane, 11:30 a.m., February 24th. Entering the town of Twin Peaks.”

I’homme depot

A diamond-encrusted smartwatch slid back and forth across the passenger seat of President Alexander Lukashenko’s cherry-red Lamborghini Urus. It was a gift from MrBeast.

Google search results for: Is it OK to sleep in a gaming chair? Gaming chairs can be quite comfortable to sleep on. Ideally, you will need a chair that can lean back comfortably, & is equipped with a wide and durable leg rest, as well as a head pillow. There are some benefits and risks of constantly sleeping on a gaming chair, such as posture, back pain, and strains.

a combination urgent care and taco bell

I'm at the combination

Chat, what cares these roarers for the name of King?

Bill Corgan

“I know what I have” etc

This would easily be $900 on fb marketplace

I have been cursed by a witch

Here’s what happened: I ignored an old beggar woman and she turned out to be a mighty enchantress

Her spell forces me to always talk like I’m on LinkedIn

Here are my main takeaways about being hexed:

Imagining a guy who’s mad that Bad Bunny did the halftime show in Spanish instead of Quenya, the tongue of the high elves of Valinor.

Popcorn tub from Dune. It has teeth and shit

Excited to dress up in my *I really don’t care do you* jacket with all the other Melania heads collectible popcorn tub

*sting voice* Internet of Things she does is magic / Everything she do just turn me on

[upbeat zohran voice] I'm here at the Palace of Justice in Nuremberg, Germany, where 80 years ago some important progressive work started [smash cut] but hasn't ended. So here's what we're doing:

FOOD/HOTDOG.GIF

where you’ll find me this year

Goggles important accessory

Exactly like profile pic is obvious choice

"We hate life and ourselves! We can't govern!"

This is still, without hyperbole, the best idea I have ever heard

Snarling dog saying: “Anyone who says ‘this is not who we are’ is lying to themseives. This is precisely what America is—a grinding behemoth that chews up poor people and demolishes their lives. This happened under Obama, under every President, in just this way or (often) worse. The American ruling class has always rematned the same, dedicated to a political project that necessitates imprisonment, wage slavery, etc. if you're sickened by ICE wait until you find out what the rest of the government does.” Cowering man saying: “Cheeto Man is bad.”

Simpsons skinner meme that reads “no it’s the leftists that are wrong”

Democrats falling over themselves about Newsom

While many of you are likely yelling "GO PATRIOTS" or "GO BILLS” I'm yelling "GO ROBERT MUELLER and the rule of law