Like a advance reptilian solar being

Yeah, I knew my assessment of Bouchard would bite me in the ass. Oh, well. He's still bad.

Man, Evan Bouchard is just plain bad.

Well, fuck.

Please, please STFU Smoltz.

Yes you can. 😂😂

Bedsy Baybee!! Kid is locked in this season. What a snipe.

I was looking at Necas and thinking man, he looks weird! Then I read the alt text. 😂😂

I want to like this at least 1000x.

Do you think the musical chairs D pairings are starting to be a bit detrimental? The D hasn't looked tertibly cohesive. Just spitballing.

He's still so solid.

YES!!!! Now shut them down, Blackhawks.

This is going to sound horribly mean but the Blackhawks were a better team when Foligno was away.

He's absolutely gonna be great. No need to have him be frustrated right now.

It couldn't hurt.

Man, Rinzel's having a rough night.

We had a lanai in the house I grew up in. And when my parents enclosed it, it magically became a Florida room. 🤷‍♀️

So he can just stay there for years and nobody can kick him out.

I have no skin in it either but I find myself pulling hard for the Jays to win it all so there will be no White House visit, assuming there's anything left of the WH by then.

Teen spirit? Seriously, though, I wish I could smell Tim's coffee. I make it at home but it's not the same. Having Tim's in close proximity is the thing I miss most from my stint living in Michigan. Go Jays.

Hoping it's not Gretzky. I'd also wish for no Biz but he's omnipresent.

Thank you. Unfortunately, I had one of my dogs outside when the fireworks started, which terrified her and the deer that stay in my neighborhood so 6 or 7 of them went sprinting through my yard. They're the big, South Carolina fireworks and they've been going off for 90 minutes. My poor pups.

It's so good! It would have been better only if there were some kind of empty bottle of alcohol in close proximity.

This is one of the best (oddest) things I've ever seen. Maybe the Louvre will take it as a replacement for the stolen jewels.

A few of the houses in the subdivision behind me have full-blown outdoor Christmas decorations up. And another one is setting off massive fireworks. I have no idea what time of year it is anymore, or what firework-inducing holiday today is.

Complete with citations to nonexistent cases.

But especially this one.

Whoo-hoo! That's how you do it Blackhawks. I can't believe just how much better Bedard is this year, all the way around.

Man, I am not impressed with Burakovsky 3 on 3. Too many bad decisions.

The Harvard School for Electricians!

Welp. Another last-minute goal given up by the Hawks. Can't give up a power play there, though.