I became a Browns fan through a series of deeply questionable life choices. At this point I don’t cheer for them, I process grief they install in my goddamned wetwear every season.
What team ruined your life?
I straight up just don't get American culture.
Yesterday, my mom told me that she found out that a family member in my direct ancestral lineage was terribly abused at Catholic school.
Two days ago, I believed my family and I had somehow managed to avoid religious trauma.
So much for the tolerant Federation.
It's the year 2000.
It's Victoria, BC.
Just me posing with a bear twice my size and unknowingly participating in a future internet debate.
Although perimenopause has taken care of a good 30 lbs of it!
when i overhear someone talking about cheese.
It's beyond hope.
Excerpt from my latest. Read the rest here: https://www.godlessmom.com/post/complaints-from-troops-war-as-gods-plan #Armageddon
*pop*
Hundreds of troops have filed complaints about commanders preaching that war is part of God’s prophetic plan.
Yes. Inside the military.
That story gets darker the more you read.
https://www.godlessmom.com/post/complaints-from-troops-war-as-gods-plan
Keith Richards rehearsing for Henry VIII's third wedding.
I dated a John before my current husband, John.
When I started dating this John right after that John, my friend's mom said,
"Well, good. At least she doesn't have to change what she yells in bed!"
RIP to a real one 💔
Circle of life.
Watching RHOBH (the show that proves money can’t buy depth) when I heard the word cult.
She meant a church. 😲
Mainstream language finally catching up to what many of you lived through? Is it real?
Let's take a look: www.godlessmom.com/post/amanda-... #atheist
You just said it.
Watching my husband tend to our recovering pup, anticipating her every whim, whispering sweet nothings and stroking her like the most precious thing that has ever existed...
Me:
me when my kid packs the MSG in his backpack because they're making fried chicken in foods class tomorrow.
stage 5 clinger.
Your kid’s getting married in a church. You’re an atheist. The cross is enormous. The pastor says “biblical marriage” like it’s not about to raise your blood pressure by 30 points.
So now what? Read the survival guide: www.godlessmom.com/post/atheist... #atheist
Can confirm. Plus eggs if it's the chicken purse.
If your politics require me to stop reading books, trusting doctors, and respecting minorities, we don't have a difference in politics, we have a difference in morality.
when I can't have cheese.
Simpler times.
They agreed to work with the Pentagon. www.cnbc.com/2026/02/27/o...
Watching folks ditch ChatGPT in droves is better than church on any given Sunday.
GMCeption.
Every time.
I came here to eat cheese and puuuuunch n@zis and I'm all outta goddamned cheese.
You can't.
