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Jennifer Oakley

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I've seen guys who can squat that kinda weight. His legs look nothing like their legs. If he actually took the weights out of the locked position, they would squish him like a bug.

28.02.2026 18:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

They're also probably actually working out.

28.02.2026 12:40 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Everyone knows that cocaine is the white collar drug of choice.

22.02.2026 16:05 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Don't insult pussies like that

04.02.2026 04:37 👍 18 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Fun fact: Stollen is a type of German bread

13.01.2026 15:52 👍 24 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

We spent $220 at the grocery store this week, for a week's worth of food. It's just me and my partner and a dog, no kids. And that's eating leftovers for half the week. I can only imagine how squeezed families with kids are feeling right now.

22.11.2025 15:18 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Ollie is the goodest boy! Love him!

19.11.2025 20:04 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That they have lived with this trauma & pain for so long is truly heartbreaking. How anyone can support protecting the perpetrators any longer is hard to believe & a complete disgrace!

#Justice4TheEPSTEIN_SurvivorsNOW ✊

18.11.2025 20:33 👍 14729 🔁 3220 💬 281 📌 74

Does he think that Rand Paul Jr. and Thomas Massie are the same person? Honestly wouldn't be surprised at this point.

16.11.2025 02:32 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hope you're proud of yourself, Mom. Also, fuck you.

15.11.2025 22:44 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Because then there would be an opposition party.

10.11.2025 12:47 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

I can and do vote against Abbott as often as possible, but these asshats still always win 🤬

08.11.2025 22:32 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

And on that note, judges shouldn't be in a political party. They are *supposed* to be neutral. It's part of what's gotten us into this mess.

05.11.2025 13:36 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Ok but Buzz is the real MVP here. Skeletons are scary! 🤣

30.10.2025 16:54 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If he's anything like my girl, about a week 🤣

30.10.2025 16:52 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My brother is my dog's Uncle Dave, and I'm his dog's Aunt Jen. I even do that with close friends sometimes. No one has ever been scandalized by it.

29.10.2025 03:46 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A teacher actually told me this once when I was in second grade. Even at that age, it didn't make any sense to me.

27.10.2025 12:22 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The funny thing is, if any of that were true, we would absolutely turn on Biden. We'd nail him to a wall. Just ask Neil Gaiman about liberal wrath. His massive liberal fan base disappeared when we found out what he did.

27.10.2025 12:14 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

You are entitled. You're entitled to be paid what you're worth.

24.10.2025 23:32 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

There were lots of cops at the downtown Houston rally, but most of them just looked bored. Some looked like they were having a good time, though. Smiling, chatting with participants, etc.

20.10.2025 11:26 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

There people of all ages at the No Kings march in Houston. From kids in strollers to old folks using walkers and everything in between.

19.10.2025 20:03 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Every single person who voted for him is a traitor.

18.10.2025 00:45 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Death. The punishment for treason is death.

17.10.2025 04:06 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Mine's only half lab, but she's to all of the appetite and all of the love. 14 years old and still absolutely ridiculous. As she should be 💜

16.10.2025 18:42 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Peanut butter is a dead food in this house, because my girl figured out there were pills in it sometimes. Same goes for pill pockets. These days, we use marshmallows and potted meat.

15.10.2025 17:45 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Ok but you also have Markham embedded in your name, which is actually much cooler. Markham is one of my fave characters from @www.joditaylorbooks.com 's Chronicles of St. Mary's series about time traveling historians.

13.10.2025 07:20 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Notice he says "if". He doesn't say that this actually happens, he said *if* this happens.

09.10.2025 19:17 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

How is DEI unconstitutional, precisely? Given the Civil Rights Act and the 19th amendment, I would think it's quite constitutional.

01.10.2025 19:37 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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