RustyHaynie

Has anyone at all considered the fact that the “Epstein Files” just aren’t a real thing?

The 1919 White Sox watching from the afterlife as ESPN advertises a betting app during a Major League Baseball game.

Noticed that. My first guess would be they’re preparing for him to take House’s spot in Rochester when/if he comes up. Wonder what the plan is after that though.

I was just texting my buddy earlier that I’d be paying so much attention to House I didn’t realize that Yoyo is tearing the cover off the ball this year.

Nice, the OG.

Which drummer? I used to play in a band with another former drummer of Government Issue and nobody would have made that guy comptroller of anything haha.

“Putting a hat on a hat” is literally a term actual comedians use to describe something as trying so hard to be funny it is no longer funny.

Just got a message on Signal from Pete Hegseth?

To be fair, most of his fans don’t have money, they just think they have the mentality to be rich, theoretically.

If we go by social media only, yes movie watchers are like this too.

I keep telling myself this is the year I finally try my hand at homemade pastrami.

i am sooooooo glad it's someone else's job to feel bad for them

This man has definitely hunted the Most Dangerous Game before.

A baker’s dozen of Millers and a brave hit off the pen got me looking at myself in the mirror like a harryhausen cyclops.

Unreasonably stoked about a tattoo I got of my favorite band’s logo on a whim 20+ years ago showing up in their new video. Still my favorite band by the way.

I still have yet to meet one person whose personal life was negatively impacted by immigration, “legal” or otherwise. I do work in the construction industry and have yet to meet a white drywaller without a criminal record, so take that as you will.

Watching live news coverage of the Pacific Palisades fire and Steve Guttenburg appears out of the smoke to provide a PSA.

I got one of these from my dad before Christmas asking if me and my brothers were free on a certain date. Thought he was about to get married for the fourth time, turns out he just wanted to take us to see Les Misérables.

This is every fan base, trust me. The Nats could trade the Dodgers for Ohtani tomorrow and at least 50% of the fans would be telling the other half that we only traded for someone because the owners were too cheap to sign somebody.

“The bacon egg and cheese is a nationwide staple and New York’s version on a regular ass roll is arguably the worst in the country.”

Memphis stand up

Joe Burrow addressing his O-line.

Justice Hill shout out 🫡

Worst mistake I ever made.

Don’t even need a study to tell you this, just need to drive to work every day.

Or you could just play the current edition of D&D forever.

Most people think Into the Wild isn’t about how most private school kids would die in the wild instantly

That’s exactly what it is. Musk and his simps are fucking obsessed with AI. The long term goal is to insert AI and automation into everything, Twitter is as good a place to start as anywhere else.