Some more from the lens of Talie Eigeland
05.03.2026 18:36
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Some more from the lens of Talie Eigeland
Being a monsterfucker for abstract concepts and vast unknowable expanses of flesh and such is well and good, but there's something to be said for just watching a shitty 1980s fantasy movie and developing some sort of complex over a rubber muppet covered in K-Y Jelly.
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I’ll allow it 😌
Read this for my rating of the Jurassic Park franchise. Also worth a read to see me attempt to explain Chichester and end up probably being offensive
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Incredible charity shop finds today (not the cat)
Good afternoon
‘God, I feel so on edge lately. Wonder why’
My recent letterboxd:
How can something so small who doesn’t need to get a job or pay tax, look so tired
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Wahey! I’ve been LOVING the video essays too. Glad you haven’t fully lost the plot though
Another round of what’s In my bag
Very nice!!
Looking soft and angelic and not at all like I’m about to say horrid things when I go on stage
📸: Mickey Few
Fuck your ChatGPT, if I want to see a caricature of myself I will make the effort to go to the seaside and pay £15 for a cruel man to give me body dysmorphia like we’ve always done.
New Substack post where I’m trying a little writing exercises I’ve also done a watercolour painting for it, so I can at least get an A for effort eh?
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Ready for my close up 👁️ 📸: talie eigeland
I can highly recommend listening to opera in the gym, as it makes you feel like you’re dramatically preparing for the inevitable
“This is the week I get my shit together” I announce, as I devour a whole bag of sugared almonds
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Showing off my exceptionally wide and fancy shorts
📸: Talie Eigeland
A vintage sepia-toned “Grandiloquent Word of the Day” vocabulary card featuring the word Lugubrious (“loo-GOO-bree-us”), defined as theatrically mournful or excessively sad and dismal. On the right, a Victorian-style illustration shows a somber woman seated on a rocky ledge by the sea, holding a dark bird on her hand, with a cloudy sky behind her. A humorous example sentence at the bottom compares someone’s gloomy demeanor to Morticia Addams.
Lugubrious [loo-GOO-bree-us]
(adj.)
- Theatrically mournful; characterized by excessive sadness; doleful; dismal.
New Youtube video! Freedom Is A Verb
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Brighton! I’ve decided at the very last moment to throw a lil Christmas kabarett. Join us, won’t you? 🎄
Dec 19th. In the far more intimate space of the Komedia Studio room
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Whenever on a red carpet I genuinely feel like I have never before had to pose for a photo and don’t know what a camera is. I feel like a strange little goblin who has been sent out on a mission and ended up somewhere unexpected and is just doing the best he can
Joe Black & The Raghouse Devils - out now wherever you stream your music!
Live gutter Jazz EP available wherever you get your music on September 19th! Or if you wanna show some extra support, available on my Patreon right now! 🖤 www.patreon.com/posts/138754...
