Twitter escapee

a four-panel stick-figure cartoon panel one: three standing figures. from left to right, a guy wearing a necktie looking at his phone, an angry MAGA guy yelling FUCK YOUR FUCKIN POST FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU, and a rando just standing there like an NPC. panel two: the guy looking at his phone shows MAGA guy his hand, causing MAGA to vanish. the word Block hangs in the air where fuckface once was. a green-bordered in-game message appears, reading "+2 Mental Health." now the rando is suddenly interested. panel three: as our man continues doom-scrolling, a sly grin on his face, the rando on the right puts on a punch-me face and snarls: "Typical lefty, blocking everyone who disagrees with-" panel four phone guy shows the hand to punch-me face, causing the rando to vanish. the word Block hangs in the air where that dickhead was. a green-bordered in-game message appears again, reading "+2 Mental Health."

These are the 4 things AI can do well:

•Clean up your email inbox (badly)
•Give my shittiest neighbor (Alan) something to talk about at a party
•Tell a 12 yr old to kill himself
•Incinerate a school at 10:16 AM on a Tuesday

You can see why we need to base our economy around it

SHOULD THE U.S BLOT OUT THE SUN AND USHER IN AN AGE OF ETERNAL DARKNESS? - Gallup 2/20/26-3/5/26

NO - 41%
YES - 38%
UNSURE - 21%

🚨 THIS IS NOT A DRILL. kristi noem is doing a live speech right now and doesn't know she was fired. 🚨

Nearly 200 Killed in Strike on Iranian Girls’ School as UN Calls for Investigation into Attack On Feb. 28, a strike on a girls' school in Minab, Iran, left almost 200 people dead. This week, the United Nations called for an investigation into the attack.

So, the take away here?

The US Military intentionally targeted a girl's school in Tehran with the goal as killing as many as possible.

people.com/nearly-200-k...

senator sheehy should be fired and arrested. what a fucking traitor.

I’m no expert but I’m pretty sure this is how you get 9/11: the sequel

✨vibes✨

But that might have been better, actually, because…

Warner: "There was no imminent threat to the United States by the Iranians. There was a threat to Israel. If we equate a threat to Israel as the equivalent of an imminent threat to the US, then we are in uncharted territory."

Wishing all the “men used to go to war” idiots a terrible, terrible day.

Men think they were meant to live in the Roman Empire until they’re getting conscripted into open-ended territorial wars by pedophiles

If you’re an American service member who gets killed in a retaliatory strike, your family can take comfort in the fact that it was done in service of making the host of Celebrity Apprentice feel like a big man for a minute, before he moved on to something else and forgets about this forever

PLEASE..

A hastily-erected scaffold in the city center

"The Islamists oppose women getting an education," I mutter, as I aim my missile at the girls school

Admirable restraint!

in case anyone ever needed confirmation that it's not about building a democratic Iran, it's about collapsing Iran and turning it into a land of rubble that can be bombed every six months

In these trying times…

Ladies and Gentlemen, The Democrats 🤷

And this is a DEMOCRAT.
Damn you love that AIPAC money huh?

If only Ukraine had more oil…

̶B̶o̶a̶r̶d̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶P̶e̶a̶c̶e̶ Bored of Peace

This is one of the videos the NYT has verified and links to in their reporting.

NYT: "Video verified by [NYT] showed ... rescuers digging through the rubble with building cranes and shovels, and piles of bloodied, dusty backpacks."

www.nytimes.com/2026/02/28/w...

Know who’s not in the Epstein files?
Khamenei.

No one should be using ChatGPT or partnering with OpenAI for anything.

they blew up a bunch of girls and called it "Operation Epic Fury." I can't say in public what I think should be done about this

The bluest of skies take ever, well done.

Reminds me of this gem.