Hey all, meet @chelseathepope.bsky.social one of the cast members of Darkest Whimsy 😈
Chelsea is an incredibly talented comedian and actor. We are thrilled to have her at the table rolling dice as Mimimimimimimi, the extremely beautiful High Elf Bard!
Just completed 72 hours without my vape. I have allegedly done significantly harder things than quit vaping but I have amnesia about all that stuff. So embarrassing. Googoo gaga I miss my binky. Blessings.
I have not vaped in 24 hours, anyway I can’t believe I forgot how good Last Holiday is, Queen Latifah is so delightful, she has such a way with the staff and fellow guests, she really deserved to go on that trip and treat herself
Imagine hating me and I’m just in my bed at 2pm watching a tiktok explaining how the grinch was a taurus
I just told my lawyer this and he says he’s been having doubts lately about taking me on as a client. I feel like that only further proves the bad luck stuff.
My lawyer is saying this is a myth and won’t hold up in court, I don’t think he even wants to fight for me
Just found out it’s bad luck to blow out an incense stick, you’re supposed to swirl it. This explains everything. I have to call my lawyer.
We don’t need ai-generated raccoon media!!!! You cannot improve on perfection!!! And you are depriving the real ones of water to soak their trash in!!!
Customers love my whimsical sense of humor
I handle all customer complaints with grace and humility
I have been raptured! I am writing this from heaven! They gave me a phone bc I got bored and started chewing on the halos
Love ya
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Hello yes this is my friend Chelsea Pope, and she’s fucking hilarious :)
If you’re looking for a little joy in your life….. hard recommend
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Once again sending love to my nerds especially @chelseathepope.bsky.social
I went to a psychic yesterday & she kept asking me who Michael was & I couldn’t think of any Michaels in my life so I just pretended I dated one & she told me Michael passed a demon onto me & offered me a cleansing for $1k & asked me if I had a bathtub anyway good morning ☀️
I’m watching videos of hedgehogs you’ve never seen, floating in bubble baths you could not possibly comprehend
I love being a waiter. One of my coworkers had us draw straws to decide who would get to be cut early tonight. Real straws. Incredible. I won too. I will carry around the little piece of straw for the next year and see what else happens
Based on real events
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We love @chelseathepope.bsky.social in this house
I just feel like this is the perfect crowd for my hilarious and wonderful friend @chelseathepope.bsky.social
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Sorry for crying earlier. I underestimated how much a walk to get a coffee and a pastry would improve my mental health. Sorry in advance for tomorrow too.
“Don’t worry about missing work ok you’re sick just try to take it easy” haha no. I am an hourly employee. When I try to close my eyes I see dollar bills on fire
I’m still not convinced my studio apartment isn’t haunted even tho I’ve been here 13 yrs and nothing’s happened, like I think they’ve just been going easy on me waiting for me to get financially and mentally secure to finally do their thing. Gonna have to wait longer tho haha
Old guy passed me earlier today while I was wearing a mask outside in Los Feliz and said “happy halloween” but you know what ppl are just out here finding the fun
