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Mike Wood

@funnyonceaday

Comedian. Beekeeper. Mathdork.

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Because it was hard to build

06.03.2026 13:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Good news: I am not feeling anything secondhand, not even imagining if the senior manager is replaying the pithy defence as smoke billows on the horizon

06.03.2026 13:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"on-demand talk radio"
That's exactly it! Thank you.

06.03.2026 06:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

SPOILER ALERT: ... because Doug Ford took a thing that worked (was once the envy of the world!) and broke it.

05.03.2026 16:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Did the Coliseum ever feature an act like this? With nobody to root for? Just villains and chaos and overspray in the splashzone?

05.03.2026 16:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I will not rest until I've seen every FTSE100 CEO bite into a juicy hamburger

05.03.2026 16:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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FT comments section this morning - saying what everyone else is thinking, right?

05.03.2026 07:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 17020 ๐Ÿ” 5937 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 509 ๐Ÿ“Œ 493

Now is the time for LIVE entertainment in small venues.

04.03.2026 17:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Hardball Questions For The Next Debate ยท Read Scott Alexander

Thanks. I found it on his blog just now.

04.03.2026 15:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I hope they donโ€™t use enough rope and he dangles for a while

04.03.2026 15:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Next do tap water in Flint

04.03.2026 15:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Incredible. I love it.
Where's that from?!

04.03.2026 15:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Quit ChatGPT: right now! Your subscription is bankrolling authoritarianism | Rutger Bregman As a historian, Iโ€™ve studied the major consumer boycotts of history. We can take down ChatGPT and send a powerful signal to Silicon Valley, says author and historian Rutger Bregman

"The most effective consumer boycotts in history share two qualities: they are narrow and they are easy," writes @rutgerbregman.com

04.03.2026 14:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 2236 ๐Ÿ” 1099 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 72 ๐Ÿ“Œ 104
The moon going from full moon to a red moon and starting to go back to a normal full moon, then my camera battery door fell off.

The moon going from full moon to a red moon and starting to go back to a normal full moon, then my camera battery door fell off.

Here's my first edit on the March 3rd Lunar Eclipse. 15 moon shots, 1 foreground. Taken over a 3 hourish period.

04.03.2026 04:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 8770 ๐Ÿ” 1857 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 144 ๐Ÿ“Œ 71

Got it. I'm sorry for your loss. To clarify: You want a eulogy for your father that's ๐˜‚๐—ป๐—ถ๐—พ๐˜‚๐—ฒ, sounds ๐˜€๐—บ๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐˜, and captures the ๐—น๐—ผ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ ๐˜†๐—ผ๐˜‚ ๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐—ต๐—ถ๐—บ. I get it. He wasn't just your father โ€” he was your Dad. Here a few options I came up with:

03.03.2026 20:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 2258 ๐Ÿ” 323 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 32 ๐Ÿ“Œ 18
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When you click the "beautify slide" AI feature in Google Slides.

NOT A JOKE

03.03.2026 14:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 1677 ๐Ÿ” 379 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 24 ๐Ÿ“Œ 103

Wealthiest nation in history.

03.03.2026 15:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
03.03.2026 06:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 11827 ๐Ÿ” 5560 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 125 ๐Ÿ“Œ 74

What do you get when you cross Wag the Dog with Idiocracy?

01.03.2026 02:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 42 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Blackmailer: I have compromising photos of you--
Me: OMG, are they cute? Can I see?
Blackmailer: Uh...and I will release them--
Me: Seriously?? When? Can you let me know so I can repost? 11 am is a great window. The dramatic cool filter looks hot on me btw.
Blackmailer: You know what never mind.

02.03.2026 22:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 253 ๐Ÿ” 12 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

unnervingly erotic phrase

03.03.2026 04:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

a thing historians will marvel about when they study this era is the extent to which the "war is a thing that happens to poorer, browner people" class went about systematically dismantling every aspect of the global political order that confined the costs of war to poorer and browner people

03.03.2026 03:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 5883 ๐Ÿ” 1469 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 57 ๐Ÿ“Œ 38
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I think about this Tony Benn speech much more than I used to

28.02.2026 16:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 13087 ๐Ÿ” 5298 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 88 ๐Ÿ“Œ 184

"This is representative of our bold new Respond In Advance tactics."

02.03.2026 22:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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David Ellison Unveils Sweeping Vision for Warner Bros: โ€œThis Is About Reinventing the Businessโ€ HBO Max and Paramount+ will be merged when the deal closes, the mogul told Wall Street early Monday morning.

yes, nothing says "innovation reinvention" like a nepobaby trust fund brat with no meaningful experience being gifted a massive hollywood empire by his technofascist dad, who leveraged his corrupt influence over the country's pudding-headed autocrats to box out competitors (?)

02.03.2026 18:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 2980 ๐Ÿ” 727 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 186 ๐Ÿ“Œ 115
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Iran Strikes Expose the Dark Edge Case of Prediction-Market Era Prediction markets have spent the past year courting Wall Street money and Washington legitimacy with an ambitious pitch: markets that let people bet on real-world events can produce better, faster in...

Maybe it's just me, but it kinda feels like enabling people to bet large sums on the outcome of war is bad in many, many ways

Gift link: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

02.03.2026 16:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 25 ๐Ÿ” 14 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

That speech pattern... I can almost pinpoint the intersection in Woodbridge

02.03.2026 17:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Could also be "convenient place to meet with others of our kind"

02.03.2026 15:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 16 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

okay, this *specific* part feels like a parody of the actual iraq war

02.03.2026 03:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 2251 ๐Ÿ” 347 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 59 ๐Ÿ“Œ 12
A Taste of Armageddon - Wikipedia

Reading about AI choosing targets for munitions, meanwhile running on a loop in the back of my mind are scenes from the Star Trek episode "A Taste of Armageddon"

02.03.2026 15:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0