That shading is *exquisite.*
That shading is *exquisite.*
That looks like an excellent spot for a picnic area.
When I worked in a correctional facility, the most substantial smuggling operation by FAR was by a corrections officer whose partner was a drug dealer. Oops!
Warrantless blood draws
Are unconstitutional
Tell us why we're wrong
State v. Prado, 2020 WI App 42, ΒΆ 64
5/5
In fruits of this search
Though we do not agree why
Thereβs no privacy
State v. Randall, 2019 WI 80, ΒΆΒΆ 39, 76
4/5
Your first one still counts
Expungement and vacatur
Are not the same thing
State v. Braunschweig, 2018 WI 113, ΒΆΒΆ 19-21
3/5
That math was so wrong
Each penalty enhancer
Is ciphered alone
State v. Neill, 2020 WI 15, ΒΆ 28
2/5
Time for another installment of Haiku Holdings, in which I summarize key takeaways from Wisconsin case history research in haiku. This time, it's all about operating a motor vehicle while intoxicated (OWI). 1/5
Lawyering Fun Fact #1: I was once named in a lawsuit in which my co-defendants included "the moon" (address: "the sky").
Before, when we said,
βYou can kick trespassers off.β
We did not mean kick.
Daley v. Chicago & N. W. R. Co., 145Β Wis. 249 (1911)
7/7
Canβt claim damages
For shame over your arrest
It was your own fault
Hotzel v. Simmons, 258 Wis. 234 (1951)
6/7
Do not come crying
When your legs are gone because
You crawled βneath a train
Anderson v. Green Bay & W. RR, 99 Wis. 2d 514 (1980)
5/7
Catch that midnight train?
Catch the conductor and pay
Catch hands otherwise
Metzinger v. Perry, 197 Wis. 16 (1928)
4/7
If a man beats you
But you stay on the street car
Are you really hurt?
Coombs v. Southern Wis. R. Co, 162 Wis. 111 (1916)
3/7
Sure, we took your land
Just drop the takings clause gripe
And enjoy the train
In re Milwaukee Electric R. & L. Co., 189 Wis. 96 (1926)
2/7
Time for another installment of Haiku Holdings, in which I summarize key takeaways from Wisconsin case history research in haiku. This time, it's about the police power of the railroads! 1/7