Sometimes people ask me why I always dunk on MCU movies and at this point I can just direct people to the Epic Bacon videos the White House are putting out about American Might that include clips from Marvel movies. That’s why I always dissed em, they fit beautifully into propaganda
Of course Platner knew what his Nazi symbol was. It changed his life. His tattoos were reviewed when he asked to return active duty; a trained officer looked for violations. The sleeve tattoos were OK. The Totenkopf was not. Platner chose to keep it. Somewhere in DoD, it’s all written down. 5/
the only reason capitalist governments have for disrupting socialist/communist nations is to make people think capitalism is the only option. when people witness functional socialist societies, capitalism’s inexcusable exploitation of the proletariat is laid bare. capitalism is fueled by suffering.
It’s not disingenuous to point out that the NYT did not run a single front page story of the Minab bombing. You don’t dispute this claim because it’s true. And the story that you reference on your webpage does not attribute blame to US/Israel and frames it as an allegation by “Iranian state media”
god damn snow forecast has gone up 3 inches since i got to work lol this sucks lol
ALIEN CHEF: "We don't waste. This animal gave his life, so we must eat every part of him as a sign of respect."
ME: *watching from the after life as he drizzles olive oil on my sweetbreads* "choke choke choke choke choke choke choke choke..."
this is making me laugh so hard
critical support to my little brother, who i just learned punched markwayne mullin in the balls when mullin was his little league football coach
"What have you been up to lately?"
*thinking about an illegal stream I found of Dr. Katz* "oh lots of stuff, real cool stuff"
vegans shouldn't be allowed to eat venus flytraps.
that explains the funky metre
"You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't-"
*a hand juts in from off screen with a stack of papers*
"Excuse me, we've just received this special report-"
Felt like I was going insane watching people accept an AI model's explanation for why that same AI model committed a war crime.
Public health officials officially classified the situation in Broomfield as a measles outbreak, which the federal Centers for Disease Control and Prevention defines as three or more related cases.
instead of bayonets we shoulda given old time soldiers big forks, so they can twirl the enemy's guts up like a ball of spaghetti
*to my great grandpa* hey don't disembowel that guy, he's just a median german!!
don't panic: your brain's probably wherever you left it. do you remember when you last had it? maybe the same place where all those dogs took a shit inside your open, drooling skull?
something like 80% of the sessions available for my district's most recent PD day were AI-related, and they're trying to push more AI trainings into our school-based PD as well
thankfully never exposed myself to that!
I loved Gummo but Aggro Drift felt like watching my smelliest friend play a bad PS2 game
we appear to have four competing fascist movements jockeying for control: blood & soil nazism under miller and hegseth, darwinian ecofascism from rfk, technofascism under vance and musk, and one Big Wet Hitler who understands the true animating core of the american volk is a deep love for shopping
so you're telling me this guy saw 9/11 coming in 1996 🤨... and he just sat pretty and let us enjoy the Atlanta Georgia Summer Olympics 😔
yo hell yeah
whadja have?
i got a spongebob tattoo and i retweet spongebob fan accounts all the time and i went on a podcast with a spongebob influencer and told him i loved his podcast and appreciated being on. but all of my friends will "freak out" if you say i like spongebob. and well, thats basically just, totally normal
I think if maybe even one of my high-minded lib teachers had said out loud "you're right, this shit is extremely fucked," I could have grown to be a normative and well adjusted citizen
9/11 was a crazy time to be in middle school- not because the attack was scary, but because I'd JUST spent a decade learning to read from anti-authoritarian, anti-war texts like Animorphs and The Giver, only to see every adult transform into a pro-war pod person over night.
fujoing out
teaching is high-strain dummy work that basically any literate person can do if they learn to eat enough shit and smile about it, and somehow it's not even 1% as disgraceful or brain-smoothing as being an American journalist
I'm really glad the very first day of freshman J-school they told me "we intend to dominate your college experience" so I could transfer programs before getting pushed into the Journalistic Debrainulator.
