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he/him | Purveyor of homegrown, poorly photoshopped, Apple Sticker and MS Paint, non-GMO organic shitposts

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happy friday friends stay safe

06.03.2026 17:00 👍 38 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0

Got sick last week whoops.

new Golden Nuggets @writeforcal.com today at noon

04.03.2026 15:07 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
the Celestial Eyes painting but instead of a woman its Oski because Go Bears

the Celestial Eyes painting but instead of a woman its Oski because Go Bears

happy friday friends

20.02.2026 17:07 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

whoops new Golden Nuggets @writeforcal.com earlier today read the latest from vendingtimes.com

open.substack.com/pub/writefor...

19.02.2026 04:24 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

new Golden Nuggets @writeforcal.com tomorrow at 12 PM

11.02.2026 05:41 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
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*deeeep sigh*

10.02.2026 04:28 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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happy Friday friends

Let the wild rumpus start!

07.02.2026 00:11 👍 10 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 2

new Golden Nuggets @writeforcal.com tomorrow at 12 PM!

04.02.2026 01:43 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 2
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hello oski

28.01.2026 18:47 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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@hollyanderson.bsky.social should i send some of these as well
@terencelau.bsky.social
@edsbs.bsky.social
@celebrityhottub.bsky.social
@jasonkirk.fyi

21.01.2026 18:26 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 1

new Golden Nuggets @writeforcal.com at 12 PM tomorrow

21.01.2026 02:49 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
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also PSYCHIC DAMAGE DEPLOY

14.01.2026 00:36 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

New Golden Nuggets @writeforcal.com at 12 PM tomorrow

14.01.2026 00:35 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
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The portal vibe for Cal this year is a little different.

08.01.2026 23:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

new Golden Nuggets @writeforcal.com tomorrow at 12 PM im back on my photoshopping bullshit

07.01.2026 05:19 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
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Many in College Football will tell you as a fan, your impact on the field is minimal unless you can give huge sums to the NIL fund or coach salaries.

This is false.

It is your job as a fan to track down and care for ancient relics/lift evil curses that afflict your team.

03.01.2026 22:31 👍 13 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
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Haynes King time baby.

27.12.2025 21:36 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Check in tomorrow we’ve got a spreadsheet. Or peak at whats around hahahaha

19.12.2025 06:05 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
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cc: @writeforcal.com @nick.writeforcal.com @oskiseyehole.bsky.social @terencelau.bsky.social

19.12.2025 05:40 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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The Cal Athletic Fund is currently matching support for the football team and the Calgorithm figured out that you can just enter any address on the first page, so now we’re trying to make the whole damn world Bear Territory.

Minimum donation is $10.
crowdfund.berkeley.edu/project/4895...

19.12.2025 05:40 👍 16 🔁 6 💬 3 📌 1

Another satisfied customer.

17.12.2025 21:18 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a bear mascot is riding a unicycle on a sidewalk . ALT: a bear mascot is riding a unicycle on a sidewalk .
17.12.2025 04:42 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Six days before a two week break got me sitting in front of my computer like this

11.12.2025 18:56 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
30.11.2025 05:22 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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hello and welcome to the penultimate

KNOW THE DIFFERENCE

of the 2025 Football Season! This week we're learning all about Southern Methodist University @SMUFB (hey that kinda looks Smurf hey wait shit that'd be a funny SMU Uniform). Please RT and help everyone learn about the SMustangs!

25.11.2025 03:28 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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shaping up to be a good one down on the Farm (Hell) this week

18.11.2025 00:12 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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Trying to secure some new NIL deals @seescandy.bsky.social

17.11.2025 04:29 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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15.11.2025 04:50 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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14.11.2025 04:50 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

happy bye week
zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

12.11.2025 23:30 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0