the snepn't

subscribestar compliant furry character

upright body posture of consent

imo if you slice a pizza like this, regardless of shape, here's what happens;

- non equal slices
- no big slices
- inside slices are stupid
- youre fucking deluded
- you should re-evaluate your life
- never cut a pizza again you moron
- fuck you

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golp shjd

hello modern internet meme person known for one single thing

I'm glad your crypto coin crashed immediately please cease any and all social media presence right now

I want to adopt thes cats and give them the love and affection that they don't give them (I see them semi frequently outside when it's cold trying to absorb as much heat from light as they can . . . .)

also annoyed because 20 seconds earlier I noticed a squirrel

We've got squirrels!!! babies :3

a house down the road has two cats and they are both fluffy and beautiful

unfortunately the house has determined that these days are outdoor cats. that and the family in that house are assholes

so here's one of said cats with it's natural "flick up" cheeks

CAREER NUMBER GO UP ONLY!! NO STAGNANCY ALLOWED

30k a year with fuck all to do would fix me............ i would actually have hobbies for once

im 32 now, and i still dont know what to do. i am way past the point of no return, and "survive" is the only thing i can actually do.

i was 11 when i was first asked what i wanted to do later in life, and as a child, i had no fucking idea what that meant, and i had to stand in front of everyone and say what i wanted to do

apparently, "i dont know" was the wrong answer

its so bullshit that even outside of employment they want people to be on the hypothetical line that always goes up

what did you want me to say?
"banker"
"astrologist"
"musician"
"teacher"?
or did you want me to be honest? oh you didnt like me being honest? fuckkkk yooouuuu.... nothing i did in school prepared me for any of this and you expected me to have an idea on what to do? die

thats not a real answer according to people with jobs asking and telling people what they should do for a job

the most annoying thing to be asked as someone who doesn't have any plans in life is "what's your dream job?" because every single time, without fail, the person asking you never believes you when you say "I don't have one. I just want to get by"

sorry that I realised dreams are unattainable. bitch

honestly, im glad rave racer is finally out of japan arcade hell but i will never play it for two reasons:

1) it has a camera system that tilts way too much when cornering and induces high levels of motion sickness in me
2) its only on consoles and not steam (bc fuck pc amirite??)

the moment i see a fucking angled grid watermark i am immediately clocking you as a fraud and you know im right

pov: youre someone who traces ai/steals other peoples' art and are trawling through social media searches for the term "commissions" and you do "graphics design, stream layout, icons, emotes, vtuber models, etc" and youre about to prepare another traced image to append the word "client" to

the time when fursuit makers stop making heads so big it feels like wearing a Big Head Mode cheat is the day i finally start to save up for one

why'd you think theyre so heavy

APPLE BOTTOM JEANS? what's next? poop from an ass?!

It’s a panel from powerup comics where the text has been edited: “what’s your opinion on women’s day as far as I’m concerned, all days are for women”

the person handling my shit has set up an autoreply saying they'll be back on the 16th

hey, this is someone's job youre handling here dont fuckin decide "i need a week off work bc hehe" if i did that youd be on my ass day 1

it is absolutely this one

it is legally required to have any explosion in video games be a shitty gif accompanied by a low-fidelity explosion sound effect from the late 90s

hi everyone happy to start my first day of work at bsky! my computer was having a lil overheating trouble but this should fix the issue

Before we end this Nintendo Direct, we have one more special thing we'd like to show you. Take a look.

*video fades in of key US cabinet members blind folded and chained up against a wall*

opt-in by default= opt out by default

I'm tired and I'm walking to work blame that and not me

I like posting my boobs online away from my main account and there's nothing thou can do to stop me