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Law & Order: Pro Se Defendant Under Advisement By Their Pseudo-Former PD Counsel, Who They Bit, But Who The Court Won't Allow To Withdraw

The rare bottom-loader model

Remember the “stop, drop, and roll” fire safety PSAs?

Excellent! Sounds impressive.

Fascinating. And… seems valid tbh. I wonder if it gets past dismissal stage.

Finally, some good news: I have just learned that itzy bitsy spider is "witzi witzi araña" in Spanish

"we stopped by your desk and everything seems to be working" right well like I said I am working remote via VDI so while I am glad that the ghost of cjdcat Future will have a working machine, cjdcat Present does not

Sorry, "File Explorer." Perhaps if I approach this with a spirit of exploration. We aren't /managing/ the files, we're ✨exploring✨!

File Manager not responding, CPU usage spiking to 99%. "Hello IT yes, it's that I need to access files to do my job? What form do I fill out to get more CPU please."

If you know of someone mid-peninsula I’d be interested to check it out!

I’m not entirely sure what Rolfing is tbh

Thank you I will check it out!

Maybe? I’d really prefer to see someone with training in post-mastectomy recovery. I need to avoid things that could trigger lymphedema, like downward dog, for instance.

Spending my youth calling for concert tickets the moment the line opens was just practice for obtaining doctor's appointments, it turns out.

This was a small local place that's closing, it sucks. Support groups - good idea. I was going to think about planting my sprouted sweet potato tomorrow, but instead I will look up breast cancer support groups, that sounds super fun.

Maybe they could have fucking told patients sooner? They've known since January that the lease was going to be a problem. It takes months to get in with a PT practice! This is infuriating.

By June I will have had another surgery anyway, but hey might as well get on the calendar for PT for this one I guess.

Any recs for a youtube channel (or other source) teaching DIY post-mastectomy PT work?

My right shoulder is frozen now, so I'm doing the wall-crawly things. Restricted to range-of-motion work for now.

2 weeks out from surgery, called to make more PT appointments. "Corey doesn't work here anymore - our practice is closing, we lost our lease." So ... I will get a referral for another practice, which has appts avail beginning in June. JUNE.

Fuck this unbridled nonsense.

"Markwayne" calls to mind John Wayne Bobbitt, making this that much worse for my free-association brain

I got them in my Good Eggs order, in the "From our Farmers" section. Says they were sourced from Peru. Do you have Good Eggs down there?

I just got a batch of fantastic seedless red grapes, bucking the trend. Full, juicy and sweet. In fairness these were fancy organic ones.

I used to prefer the green ones but then I read something about red grapes having more ... resveritol? Something.

Watercolor painting of a strange reddish cartoon squid on its side, above a green sea star and a blue sea fan.

Ask and ye shall receive

It does tho

a man in a military uniform is standing in a room with flags and says `` right to jail , right away '' . Alt: a man in a military uniform (Fred Armisen) is standing in a room with flags and says `` right to jail , right away ''

Directly!

My brain desperately wants to identify the pattern in the tune and nope

Artists, quote post with an old piece that you still like :)

Someone in this waiting room is humming tunelessly

Is this a thing? Halls lozenges exhorting us?

No jury would convict