Luke

fundamentally inferior to youse I'm afraid

what are you doing with crypto coins man

A post from LinkedIn being pushed to me as a notification. the title reads "Signs of a Bottoming Process"

signs of a WHAT

re signs for your team in his last season and scores the winning goal off the bench in a cup final

Reform win a seat: The true Volk have spoken and we all must listen.

Greens win a seat: Early reports that Muslims may have ‘voted’ (an ancient Islamic practice designed to steal elections). How severely should the franchise be limited in response?

i mean the ridiculous thing with the state of the prem at the moment is that if they literally just actually police the rampant bear hugs, holding and body checking in corners, in line with the actual rules, it all goes away

this isn't fair, the string of set pieces stemmed from a dive in open play, that's as close as we've actually been to attacking football impacting the game today

its so funny that it wasn't given because he handballed whilst wrestling a fella to the ground. no matter now but deeply funny

happy to report it's actually fine

it's nice to watch champions league games where it's not like this actually

I loved it when Chelsea did this kind of thing, but now Chelsea have recruited solely from hobbiton, I'm happy to admit it's fucking dire to watch

A sign saying beejay launderette

I went here and they said they know you really well

I reckon if my ex employer paid me too much money in the last paycheck that's their own problem, call it an incompetence tax

every time I get my fish for the week from the fishmongers they ask if I am hosting a dinner party. I am simply incapable of admitting I just eat fucking loads and I'm running out of excuses

the old people also do this. there's a sweet spot between like 25 and 35 where people haven't turned into p
hosts for the llm parasite

the children at work, the kids, they love the ais lads. they are obsessed with using the ais to do all their work and the ais are wrong a quarter of the time and they don't know when it's wrong

think it was like 2008/2009 when football manager shifted to steam and everyone fucking hated it, could no longer just plug your cd in and play. very funny how much has changed in hindsight

old enough to remember when everyone hated steam

the fella who isn't cutting his hair until 5 wins. the caption is in dark souls style and reads "Hair Saved"

if anything I think it's honorable of the ravens to realize that having mike mac as HC would be unsporting and unfair, and voluntarily not promoting him. frankly very poor form for seattle to not do the same

I think he probably serves as a zombie until they run a new leadership election? zombie leader for a zombie party running a zombie government for a zombie economy

tontys return

In a touching tribute to his mentor, Morgan McSweeney has resigned in disgrace.

absolutely do not believe the pathetic man behind this is not ideologically invested tho

"Hate brings views": Confessions of a London fake news TikToker Who are the real people behind the accounts spreading fury about the capital online? And what motivates them?

this is fucking enraging man. some of the most talented* minds of our generation dedicating their lives to engagement-maxxing algorithms, which have determined that fascism gets the most clicks.

*derogatory

www.londoncentric.media/p/london-tik...

I put off watching this because letterboxd told me it was bad, maybe I'll watch it now

the barclaysman

related to the tuchel thing, his whole tactical style at Chelsea changed so much when he lost kante

whether this would have worked or not is not the relevant question, because if you picked "neither" out of Gerrard and Lampard back then I think you'd have been forcibly removed from the country for your own safety, and neither showed enough on the half turn to be 10s till later in their careers

moral shaming of people does feel very cathartic though, I am certainly guilty of it all the time, it's just not actually helpful