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Londoner. POC. ADHD. Not a YouTuber. Not that board games company either.

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I too get that (just realised). So itโ€™s not the TLD.

07.03.2026 20:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wonder if itโ€™s because your TLD is .es and it assumes youโ€™re Spanish based on that?

07.03.2026 20:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The only change Iโ€™d like to see is the lines being drawn based on the feet.

One drawn at the heel of the last defender, one drawn at the toe of the forward.

07.03.2026 20:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I did think they might play Stones and Khusanov, but I figured itโ€™d be for Nunes (who covers a fair bit of ground) and one of Dias or Guehi would play.

To pick neither and no Rodri is almost like throwing.

07.03.2026 20:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You seen the lineup too? A lot more rotation than I expected given the opposition.

07.03.2026 20:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I agree, some limits on how far things can vary should be in place.

07.03.2026 20:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think there are restrictions on pitch quality, and like I said, minimum and maximum sizes, but of course not all stadiums are the same size. Itโ€™s only natural some pitch size variance will occur.

07.03.2026 18:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m sure heโ€™s got some irons in the fire, and as soon as outgoings happen heโ€™s ready to move quick on incomings, but some of the outgoings, if they involve players at the WC, may take longer to get done. Just bc of medicals, contract negotiations etc.

07.03.2026 18:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I agree he probably is a little less dependent on pure pace in behind and a trickier player. I think my point was more that it wasnโ€™t a judgement on their quality as players, which I think isnโ€™t too dissimilar, but other factors. Profile, contract situation, homegrown status even.

07.03.2026 18:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think it was playable, but difficult to play on. Tbf the Emirates pitch hasnโ€™t been its usual carpet self lately (but is obviously better than todayโ€™s pitch).

07.03.2026 18:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You draw the line by having limits. Every team, even in the Premier League, has slightly different pitch dimensions, bc it suits how they want to play. But there are min/max size regulations. There should be similar limits to moving the hoardings closer or further back (maybe there are?)

07.03.2026 18:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think Hincapie will happen (and happen fast) and I think Kiwior out likewise (which will go some way to funding it). However I suspect any more incomings may be outgoing dependent so probably donโ€™t happen. Jesus and White (if they leave) seem most likely, due to probably not going to the WC.

07.03.2026 18:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fair point.

07.03.2026 17:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I thought that post was implying Mansfield had done that and if they did I donโ€™t think they did it too much to make the pitch totally unplayable, maybe just a bit more than normal to edge it in their favour. I think changes like that (or the hoardings) are fine so long as players arenโ€™t endangered.

07.03.2026 17:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I also wouldnโ€™t be surprised if we went down net 2 if that was also with a view to making sure we had scope to add in January if we needed to like City did this year to โ€œjumpstartโ€ if necessary. Especially in a WC summer where getting all business done might be hard.

07.03.2026 17:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

People forget what a mess the club was when he joined. Without him Mikel doesnโ€™t build the foundations he has. Iโ€™ll reserve judgement on whether Berta is an upgrade or not but even if he was, it doesnโ€™t mean Edu did a bad job.

07.03.2026 17:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I donโ€™t think the pitch today was unplayable or dangerous though. It was just not a carpet.

07.03.2026 16:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Or Liverpoolโ€™s tbfโ€ฆ

I should note when I say smaller I donโ€™t mean dramatically so. I see maybe 4/5 outgoings and 3 incomings so maybe a net loss of 2 players. And even thatโ€™s probably on the high side, may only be down net 1.

And I agree about the kids. Iโ€™d play them in both cups next year.

07.03.2026 16:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I agree about the profile being pretty special and Arteta valuing it. Thatโ€™s why I wouldnโ€™t be as confident saying heโ€™s definitely going as I am about White. Partly because his availability has been better, partly bc of his age, partly bc of the profile. I do think we may be open to it though.

07.03.2026 16:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Idc tbf. Itโ€™s their home ground, they can do what they want. Itโ€™s no different to clubs moving advertising boards closer to the pitch this season to try and affect long throws. Clubs also design pitch size to benefit their style of play (within the rules, of course). This isnโ€™t any different imho.

07.03.2026 16:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Neither have we yet.

Salah played 52 games last season. Alvarez played 52 the season before.

If the bench increases to 11 then maybe we wonโ€™t make the squad smaller, but Iโ€™d still expect to see significant departures just to have room for incomings.

Happy to agree to disagree though.

07.03.2026 16:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s not just the going walkabouts, thatโ€™s his role, itโ€™s the panicked pulls or tackle he puts in when heโ€™s caught out of position. You see that as proof Cala is closer to Artetaโ€™s ideal vision of a fullback; I see that as proof of Hincapie being closer to his ideal vision of a core defender.

07.03.2026 16:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The squad is already so big we canโ€™t fit everyone on the bench if everyoneโ€™s fit. As it is weโ€™ve had as much downside from the big squad this season as upside. As for a big squad being necessary; Liverpool didnโ€™t use as many players as us last year. Neither did City the year before.

07.03.2026 16:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think some of Maxโ€™s penalties are bc refs find it harder to default to their โ€œhe needs to be strongerโ€ default answer if the โ€œheโ€ in question is only 16. Not sure theyโ€™d be as quick to do it if he was 21 tbh.

07.03.2026 16:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Moving the ball quicker is an area we can improve on, but I donโ€™t think itโ€™s a panacea. City arenโ€™t ponderous moving the ball and arenโ€™t scoring a ton more from open play. Liverpool probably move it quicker than us too and have fewer open play goals. As for Max, Iโ€™m not sure thatโ€™ll continue.

07.03.2026 16:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think the โ€œif fit and in formโ€ part is the part where I think the issue lies. Mikel values availability. Iโ€™m not saying weโ€™d rush to sell him, but if the right offer was made, I think weโ€™d be open to it.

Also not sure about โ€œshoring up defensive holesโ€, but agree about his attacking output.

07.03.2026 16:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Problem is B) is dependent on referees giving us penalties (they donโ€™t). A) isnโ€™t really that viable when the defenders are mobile enough to cover the ground (see Murillo against both us and City).

C) is really the only solutionโ€ฆand those are often blocked forโ€ฆyou guessed it, corners.

07.03.2026 16:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is the answer. He doesnโ€™t need to be in the main list, we added him there because we could, but heโ€™s eligible for the B list and we can select players off that list for matchday squads.

07.03.2026 16:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Huhโ€ฆbut waitโ€ฆdidnโ€™t we get that story about how he was a dick to some guy who wanted a shirt signed โ€œfor his kidโ€ while Mikel was in a car with his family?

Almost like heโ€™s a lovely guy and that was manufactured bullshit.

07.03.2026 16:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That sounds awful. But yeah, I think there needs to be some thought about how to force higher defensive lines, not how to better police free kicks (or at least not *just* that). We want flowing attacking football too, despite what rival fans or the media think, but itโ€™s hard when teams low block.

07.03.2026 16:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0