Next week, STAG DANCE, will be issued with 100% less cardboard and half price. It's a new thing I'm trying, which I've been calling "paperback." Here's a little graphic I had whipped up to trial the idea.
mtv true life: my cat has asthma
thats the computer’s plan — turn us all homo
Clavicular is just pro ana for boys lol
Women do not realize that when they send me messages like this it gives me an erection and makes my job of driving the bus very difficult
hmmmmm interesting
https://xkcd.com/2347/ XKCD cartoon 'Dependency' edited to insert a whopping great excel icon pointing at the small column holding up all modern digital infrastructure.
Some people denigrate one of the greatest tools of the computer age, Excel.
They are obviously speaking out of ignorance, I myself know how to use it and would give it '10/10
Man Annoyed He Has To Chew Current Food Before He Can Chew Next Food
Man Annoyed He Has To Chew Current Food Before He Can Chew Next Food https://theonion.com/man-annoyed-he-has-to-chew-current-food-before-he-can-chew-next-food/
Rival On AnimeNation.com Up To His Usual Horseshit
Rival On AnimeNation.com Up To His Usual Horseshit https://theonion.com/rival-on-animenation-com-up-to-his-usual-horseshit/
Snoopy is holding a bunch of colorful heart-shaped balloons that spell out EGO DEATH
A tweet from @ futurevictim_ that reads "the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard"
Never Forget
me contemplating the human condition
you may think fanfiction's influence on the novel stops at bargain-bin romance books; you would be wrong - it's everywhere. i went deep on the relationship between fanfiction and contemporary publishing for @defector.com
defector.com/fanfictions-...
Hey everyone!
Huge news! Our trans girl scout list has sold a total of 146,000 boxes as of today!
But MANY trans girl scouts only have 20, 30, 40 boxes sold.
I just resorted our list to put those on the top.
Go get your girl scout cookies and make a trans kid's day!
Kim Kardashian dropping hints meme except it’s Rose from Heated Rivalry saying, I'm like dropping hints that Shane, you're gay Shane, you're gay
i took a gummy and made this
if anything, Empty Netters and What Chaos! are continuing to provide content for The Gays by being messy as hell
damn i stand by it
why didn’t you tell me this cause we can make it happen
Mike F @mikefossey police also found a small bag of weed weighing 95 lbs. Some would call it a large bag but to me, the coolest reporter alive, its no big deal
at the hockey game trying to figure out which mullets are there because of heated rivalry
Almost Christmas means it wasn’t Christmas
Gamers. It’s time
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Nation's Mothers Describe How Nice It Would Be If You Lived Closer
path shoveled in tall snow
tape measure showing ~15 INCHES of snow
haha ok……..
DJ PLAY A CHRISTMAS SONG
ai fan made picture of the actors from heated rivalry with two young girls presumably supposed to be their children??
physically i’m in microsoft teams
mentally i’m here
too bad fuckos, i already did that
Woman wrapped in blanket with the caption "Feels like lying in the embrace of mother"
