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If we're stuck on this ship and it's sinking Then we might as well have a parade

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The only cult that's fun for both the leader and the followers all the way through

08.03.2026 02:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

How's that unitary executive theory working out

08.03.2026 02:35 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The Waffle House Home Run for Kennesaw State

07.03.2026 22:41 πŸ‘ 539 πŸ” 135 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 18

The cruelty and inhumanity of these people is boundless. I don't believe in hell, really, but this makes me want to.

08.03.2026 02:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My, what a tasty little treat

07.03.2026 22:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thing that really gets my goat is the way people are eager to fund this bullshit but you need eleven layers of analysis and a ton of collateral if you want to open a small grocery store in a food desert.

07.03.2026 15:55 πŸ‘ 3471 πŸ” 809 πŸ’¬ 50 πŸ“Œ 11

I've been on this corner for a while now, but some team is going to get an absolute steal when they draft Maleek Thomas. That guy is going to develop into an elite 3&D wing.

07.03.2026 19:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Looks like this bad boy's asking price just doubled

07.03.2026 16:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What's funny is that this is also the actual slogan for our current department of education

07.03.2026 16:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fugazi? More like fool-guys-eeeeeee.

07.03.2026 08:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Today and Sunday were/are some peak driving weather

07.03.2026 02:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

2013-era KD tweets right there

07.03.2026 02:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

*in a perfect Steve Miller voice*

🎢🎢🎢Big ole fuck airliner🎢🎢🎢

07.03.2026 02:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Under admiralty campaign law the only ballots that count are the ones with gold fringe

07.03.2026 02:41 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i love labor protest and solidarity, but also staying this still during 'gasolina' is terrifying

07.03.2026 01:16 πŸ‘ 319 πŸ” 34 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Who let that guy in the club what the h*ck

07.03.2026 00:41 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I would never admit this out loud but if I weren't a real piece of work, I'd find an hour in the day somewhere to yoga and journal.

06.03.2026 19:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

(shut up and sang, etc)

06.03.2026 18:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Some light reading for my fellow 4A stans

06.03.2026 18:08 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He feels like a leverage point that Fancy Bear would have worked the hell out of in 2015-16.

06.03.2026 18:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm shocked at just how often these people just assume that their obviously and facially unconstitutional will have no additional repercussions on down the line when their actions are ruled as obviously illegal.

06.03.2026 16:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think his "I like your friend with the little pinky ring" quote also fits here

06.03.2026 15:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Okay, now that he's lost his race, who's running the pool as to when the Will Jones divorce gets filed?

06.03.2026 15:01 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's the classic thing where the show obviously means and/meant a lot to (a few) people but it is an impossibility to make those people feel like they did when they first loved the show. Plus a lot of folks don't love the Wedon/Baldwin baggage (and Fillion has been doing copaganda for a half decade)

06.03.2026 14:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Shout-out to International Superstar Soccer 98, where you could retaliate with intentional red card tackles until you forfeited the game.

06.03.2026 05:33 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Fiddy points if anyone can tell me the weirdest thing about this picture (not you, @bluehogreport.bsky.social)

06.03.2026 02:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

At this point I'm just assuming that foreign operatives are leveraging our real anti-Semitism to scramble the signal and keep everyone burnt out and infighting about the anti-Semitism/alleged anti-Semitism. Sew the discord and let the weight do the work.

06.03.2026 02:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This point has been made before (either by @edsbs.bsky.social or @rodger.bsky.social or both) but these political reporters get shook all the time by moves that novice SEC beat reporters would snuff out in a cocaine heartbeat.

06.03.2026 02:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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FC: Luis Suarez is soccer's most beautiful player A journey in pursuit of Luis Suarez, who -- when he's not biting opponents -- is the most beautiful player in the game.

Revisiting this because it's one of my favorite profiles ever written at any given point in time and it begs the question, @netw3rk.bsky.social–are there three profiles better than this one?

Portrait of a serial winner - Luis Suarez is soccer's most beautiful player share.google/vo0tKDlV7AUf...

06.03.2026 02:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We need a second feature from Wright Thompson on Luisito just to cover this point in time

05.03.2026 23:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0