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Rocket Scientist, Jokey Boi, Author of DUCKETT & DYER: DICKS FOR HIRE, Worst #SPSFC 1 Finalist Opinions are like assholes https://linktr.ee/gmnair

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Ain't I a stinker?

07.03.2026 20:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Post the cover of a book you love from the '90s. (Any century.)

[ #booksky | #bookchallenge | ๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ’™ ]

07.03.2026 20:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 13 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Their shift boss is named Alan Key

07.03.2026 16:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The only correct answer is super speed

07.03.2026 15:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Graphic showing the covers of all fourteen books that are available as part of the Magic Noir Story Bundle. The bundle is available March 5th to April 2nd.

The list of books is as follows:

Dexter & Sinister: Detecting Agents, by Keith W. Dickinson.
The British Bureau For Arcane Crime, by Phil Parker.
Resurrection Men, by David Craig.
Mushroom Blues, by Adrian M. Gibson.
Kalanon's Rising, by Darian Smith.
Ducket & Dyer: Dicks For Hire, by G.M. Nair.
The Hallows, by H.L. Tinsley.
Legacy Of The Brightwash, by Krystle Matar.
New York Minute, by Stephen Aryan.
Kept From Cages, by Phil Williams.
Madame Antie's Hotel Grotesque, by Milo James Fowler.
The Eye Collector, by Simon Kewin.
Poison And Power, by M. Patrick Duggan.
Shadow Of A Dead God, by Patrick Samphire.

Graphic showing the covers of all fourteen books that are available as part of the Magic Noir Story Bundle. The bundle is available March 5th to April 2nd. The list of books is as follows: Dexter & Sinister: Detecting Agents, by Keith W. Dickinson. The British Bureau For Arcane Crime, by Phil Parker. Resurrection Men, by David Craig. Mushroom Blues, by Adrian M. Gibson. Kalanon's Rising, by Darian Smith. Ducket & Dyer: Dicks For Hire, by G.M. Nair. The Hallows, by H.L. Tinsley. Legacy Of The Brightwash, by Krystle Matar. New York Minute, by Stephen Aryan. Kept From Cages, by Phil Williams. Madame Antie's Hotel Grotesque, by Milo James Fowler. The Eye Collector, by Simon Kewin. Poison And Power, by M. Patrick Duggan. Shadow Of A Dead God, by Patrick Samphire.

Proud to say that DUCKETT & DYER: DICKS FOR HIRE is part of this month's #magicnoir StoryBundle alongside 13 other weird noir mysteries from some amazing authors.

storybundle.com/magic

07.03.2026 14:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 7 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

DARIO ARGENTO'S INUYASHA

07.03.2026 14:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 15 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Roses Are Red
This Isn't Trivial

06.03.2026 01:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Theirs was comparatively pretty tame because they had to tell the truth. That being said the X-Men's history is wild, so I tried to go as weird as possible, but it worked

05.03.2026 20:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One of my 'facts' among much ridiculous bullshit was that Juggs suffered from fibromyalgia, but I delivered it with enough confidence that the audience voted me as the truth teller. I don't think anyone there knew what fibromyalgia was. (2/2)

05.03.2026 16:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No, to be fair, there's a bigger context to this. I was part of a 1 night comedy show where 2 comics had to talk about a subject, but one was lying and the other was telling the truth. The audience then voted on who they thought was telling the truth.

My subject was the X-Men and I was lying (1/2)

05.03.2026 16:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I convinced an entire audience of people that Juggernaut (the X-Men character) had fibromyalgia.

05.03.2026 12:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The kakapo has been my favorite bird for years. Love these guys

05.03.2026 00:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Listen, I need help with edook fublishing, and I don't see you offering anything!

04.03.2026 19:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

On what?

28.02.2026 23:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Not trustworthy. More than a little short for a stormtrooper

27.02.2026 12:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hear me out.

Wait, I think I misread the meme.

27.02.2026 11:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Depends. How tall are they?

27.02.2026 11:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Same same

26.02.2026 00:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What? Damn their oily hides!

25.02.2026 23:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sherlock Drones, surely.

25.02.2026 14:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Billy Madison - Everyone is now dumber
Billy Madison - Everyone is now dumber YouTube video by BklynZoo

The only response to the State of the Union.

I will brook no disagreement.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKjx...

25.02.2026 12:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Have you heard about Pokopia? It's apparently going to be Pokemon Animal Crossing?

25.02.2026 11:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I did. It was called "How To Stop Making Stupid Jokes and Focus On What Really Matters."

...sorry. I couldn't help myself.

24.02.2026 23:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I used to play Magic like 30 years ago, then I realized I was spending 100s of dollars on cardboard and stopped. I still play sometimes, but god it's an expensive hobby. Its also gotten WAYYYYY more complicated than it used to be.

24.02.2026 19:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

nice

24.02.2026 19:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How many leagues? Would you say... 20,000?

24.02.2026 19:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Aw, shucks! Thanks for reading it!

24.02.2026 19:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I just finished reading this, and it is incredible!

The story telling in this is leagues above the others (which were already great), and I do not remember the last time I laughed this much while reading (purposely).

24.02.2026 19:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Main screen turn on its you

24.02.2026 19:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Duckett & Dyer in binary is located somewhere in the back half.

24.02.2026 19:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0