Pokémon Waves is going to be my utopia video game because I will be swimming a lot while all the critics stay bored out on land because they complain about there being too many of the compound that has two hydrogen atoms and one oxygen atom, the compound we need to stay hydrated and healthy.
American Pro Wrestling Power Rankings:
1. AEW Dynamite
2. AEW Collision
3. WWE Lucha Libre AAA
4. WWE Friday Night SmackDown
5. ROH on HonorClub
6. WWE NXT
7. TNA Thursday Night iMPACT
8. WWE Main Event
9. WWE Monday Night RAW
10. TNA Xplosion
11. WWE EVOLVE
#WrestleSky
Yea, the original Muppet show was great. The reboot looks amazing as well.
The answer is they prefer the old models.
You got an excuse, today is a general strike against ICE
Sinuses: Unclog me!
Me: Here, try Vicks!
Sinuses: IT BEGINS!
“Make my hair blue, like the tears of a waterfall.” -Devi
Trump’s back at the podium with a stack of papers like he’s hosting “Deal or No Deal: Greenland Edition.” Says it’d take a week to list his wins. Europe: “Bro, stop trying to buy Denmark.” Trump: “Tariffs till you sell me an ice cube.”
Trump trying to annex Greenland because Denmark (sorry, Norway?) wouldn’t give him a Nobel Peace Prize is the most divorced-from-reality side quest in American history. Congress is just NPC dialogue at this point. #RepublicanCongress
Trump texting Norway like “no Nobel, no peace” and then threatening to annex Greenland is peak 2026 energy. Man’s playing Risk on Bluetooth mode from the White House.
Denmark: “chill Saturday ahead.”
Trump: “I’m annexing Greenland.”
Danes: protesting.
NATO: deploying.
Americans: googling “where is Greenland.”
2026’s main storyline is literally Risk (Arctic Edition)
A glass of wine tonight will make this worthwile
Vibe: I’m hungry, FEED ME
I asked 2025 for a refund and it sent back a participation trophy, three expired coupons, and a strongly worded memo. Enjoy your chaos, I’m off to nap like a suspiciously well-rested raccoon.
With this economy, I couldn’t afford any hugs due to skinflation
Yea, I support women’s soccer #USWNT #Italy
3 cheeses
4 lbs of cheese for 2 lbs of pasta
Italian Mac n Cheese going in the oven
Me flirting: I play Jazz Fusion music while cooking pasta
Pikmin 4 gave us the Zohran Mamdani update and it feels amazing!
And the dark chocolate moon as it shines
To go to a dark chocolate beach
And a dark chocolate car to drive in
And a dark chocolate table to eat and drink on
And dark chocolate spoons to eat it wirh
And a dark chocolate bowl to eat it in
A dark chocolate cake
Here, have some chocolate while you think about it
