Not Invented Here

I simply refuse to believe this isn’t a Chris Morris sketch:

Close up of a tshirt with the Medical Aid For Palestinians logo, in the background are green hills and a view across Brighton.

Another training ride done for my London-to-Brighton ride raising money for @medicalaidpal.bsky.social. Shout out to @altblkera.bsky.social for keeping me going with good beats.

A Lego K2SO droid holding Lego dandelions, against a background of a Lego (of course) rendition of The Great Wave Off Kanagawa.

I got you flowers. Cassian said I had to.

Hi Dad, I'm Dad

A woman in a mask Headline: Why Do Some People Still Wear Masks In 2026 And On A Completely Unrelated Note Why Is Everyone In The Office Sick Right Now Apart From The Guy In The Mask? Story from Jerk Wingley and Terramin Defishunsee Photo from Adobe

Why Do Some People Still Wear Masks In 2026 And On A Completely Unrelated Note Why Is Everyone In The Office Sick Right Now Apart From The Guy In The Mask?

He's making a mockery of the FIFA Peace Prize

I have some stuff to do. I don't want to do it. The old dilemma.

tfw you get home and get in the shower

Momma raised a postponer

The times were both great, and bad

Alphabetising the Roman numerals is diabolical

Had this on the Atari ST, very atmospheric but I never figured out how to get very far. I do remember that to open the drawbridge you had to throw stones though a little window.

The Singularity is upon us: Apple's AI summarized a text message that read "I'm still down to clown if you are" to.... "clown event still possible."

PIVOT!
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I think "it's just a blood test that finds evidence of the force" is way way better than "there are micro-organisms that give you the force".

No but I do have lots of alternatives

At a geology museum

Most accurate portrait of modern culture currently available

Me: I love video games, I'm going to be so involved with my kids playing video games.
My kids: We only like the most tedious, obnoxious games available
Me: Huh

You have no idea how long he spent making sure the text was all lined up properly

Fairies can't be contained within the bounds of linear time or scheduled music classes

Tattoo of the Yahtzee logo and some dice

Baby Yoda isn't actually baby Yoda - the timeline doesn't make sense and I don't think they'd have some sort of time-travel or reincarnation storyline. I think it's just a different guy.

Title: "The Haters" panel 1. Two round characters sit in a cinema. Yellow blob "I hate this!" Red Blob "Me too!" Panel 2. They have left the cinema Red blob "I hated every minute of that film! It was nothing like the book!" Panel 3. "Did you like the book?" asks Yellow. Red replies "I hated it!" then asks "You?" Panel 4. Yellow blob "I've not read it. I hated the film purely on its own merits." Panel 5. Red blob "I'll lend you my copy." Yello blob"That's very kind." Panel 6. Caption: "Later" Yellow, reading the book "I hate this!" Red (happily) "I knew you would!!"

"the Haters" my books cartoon for this week's @theguardian.com

I think MythBusters did this

“Wait a minute! Isn’t anyone here a real sheep?”

“Wait a minute! Isn’t anyone here a real sheep?”