TONY BELL

SOMEONE INLY GONE AN FAXED ME AN ENGLAND FLAG HAVENT THEY

ALWAYS QUITE TOUCHING THAT THAT AFTER THE WORLD WAR AN ALL THOSE POPPIES GREW UP AFTERWARDS THAT PEOPLE WOULD COME AN REVISIT THOSE BATTLE FIELDS TO GET HIGH OFF SMOKING THRM POPPIES . ITS A SHAME WE LOST THAT

CAN SEE WHY YOURE ALL OVER HERE NOW . EGON CENSORED GROG SO THEY WONT EVEN SHOW YOI WHAY AN ANATOMICALLY CORRECT HIMAN FISH WOULD LOOK LIKE

REALLY CONNECTED WITU ORANGTUNATWITTER ON THE OTHER PLACE TONIGHT . LIFE IS FULL OFMSURPRISES

ANYONE ELSE ON HERE GET TO SLEEP BY LAYING WITJ THEIR EYES OPEN UNTIL THEY SHUT?

SACRIFICE ONE FAX MACHINE FOR A LEGENDARY SPECIAL GUEST FOR #FAXCHAT ? WHY NOT

FINDING OUT THAT KIM KARDASHIAN IS THE SPECIAL SAUCE THAT IS GOING TO PUT THR #FAXCHAT #FAXHOUR BACK ON THE MAP .

HAVENT BEEN ABLE TO GET OFF THE SOFA FOR THE LAST TWENTY MINUTES BECAUSE CAPT TOM BAGGED LADY DI IN ANOTHER TIMRLINE

YOU FIND YOUR EXMISSUS OR UUR ORANGUTAN

TOP TIP. OLIVE OIL ON SCART LEADS DOWS MOT HELP

BETTER ADVICE THAN WHAT IVE HAD SO FAR THAN ON THE OTHER PLACE !! 😸😸😸

ANY TIPS FOR SCARTS THAT ARE SHOWING TOO MUCH STATIC. AN ONLY DISPLAYING BRAINS IN JARS ON YOUR TIMELINE RIG? ??

I WANTED TO BE FIRST 😾😾😾

HAS HE TOLD YOUR WIFE??

NOW FIRES I CANT SAY MUCH ABIUT OTHER THAN KARMA FINDS A WAY! ANYWAY GOT THE #GOODVIBES GOINF ABOUT MY BRAND SPONSORED TOILET BOOK AUTOBIOGRAPHY THIS YEAR . LUCK HAS TO CHANGE SOMETIME 🤷‍♂️

PAT MATE THERE CAN BE NO ROMANTICISING WITH JEFFVES . IVE GOR MOST OF MY PRECOMA MEMORIES BACK NOW AN THEY DID ME PROPER DIRTY WITH THAT ADVENT CALENDAR BRAND SPONSORED COLAB 😾😾😾😿

GOT STUCK IN A LIFT ONCE AT C&A WITH IAN LIVINGSTONE. GOT CHATTING AN HE TOLD ME HE WROTE “TOYBOOKS”’ . I SAID HE SOHOULD DO ONE WHERE YOU RESSURRECT 5 AMERICAN PRESIDENTS FOR A GAME OF RUSSIAN ROULETTE . HE SAID IT NEEDED A TWIST. IAN IF YOURE READING THE TWIST IS YOUR CHARACTER IS MAGGIE THATCHER!

DIONNE WARWICK IM
HOLDING THE ACCOUNT “FAXBITCH”’ READY AN WAITING FOR YOU WHEN YOU GET HERE LUV #ONELASTCHANCE

THEY SAY LAUGHYER IS THE BEST FORM OF MEDICINE AN THAT COULD EASILY CLEAR YOU SIX MILLION OFF THE WAITING LISTS.

WHY DIDNT THEY GET TWO MILLION TO PETITION THE GOVERNMENT TO MAKE IT NHS POLICY FOR THE DOCOTOR TO CALL YOU “YOUNG MAN”’ EVEN WHEN YOURE OLDER THAN THE DOCTOR. ESPECIALLY WHEN YOURE OLD ENOUGJ TO BE THEIR FATHER 😿😿😿😿

INCOME TAX BASTARD MONOPOLY BOARD

NOTHING MORE HUMILIATING IN LIFE THAN ROLLING THE HIGHEST TO GO FIRST IN MONOPLOY ONLY TO GET A FOUR AN LAND ON THIS ON THE FIRST NIGHT OF YOUR HONEYMOON . ALWAYS FELT THE EXMISSUS SAW ME AS A LOSER AFTER THAT

I CAN RUN FAXTWITTER FEOM A WELCOME BREAK SEX DUNGEON. I CAN RUN IT FROM A COMA. I CAN RUN IT FROM ANOTHER TOMELINE OR FROM A FLIED TENDING CROPS . I AM FAXTIWTTER AN EGON WILL NEVER TAKE THAT FEOM ME

LOOKING FORWARD TO SEEING YOU ALL DIGGING OUT YOUR FAX MACHINES FOR SELFIES AN SHARING YOUR FAX NUMBERS WHEN THIS SITE GOES BELLY UP NEXT

CHECKED IN ON MY FAX MACHINE LEFT AT A NEABY MORRISONS WHCIH GOT CONFISCATED AS A “SUSPECT DEVICE”’ SO I WERE HEAVILY DELAYED GETTING BACK TO THE AUCTION AN THE LOT WERE WON BY A PAR TIME FIRE MARSHALL . ABSOLUTRLY GUYTED

WHATEVER YOURE YEADING ABOUT ME IN TWITTER I AM NOT BEING TREATED WELL AND I AM STILL HINGRY

DONT THINK HELL BE AT REST TILL HE FINALLY PUBLISHES THAT WINE GUIDE

TOOK THEM OVER A YEAR AN HALF BUT THE BOFFINS AT BSKYB HAVE FINALLY LEARNT “HASTAG”’ TECHNOLOGY. WELCOME TO THE 1990S LADS 👏👏👏👏😹 .

KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR #FAXTWITTER SPONSORED BY BSKYB THE NEW OFFICIAL HOME OF THE #FAXCHAT #FAXHOUR

OHH HES DYING MORE OFTEN THESE DAYS ? HOPE HES WELL

+DR ROD ZANDS 😿