David

I will because apparently I’m an idiot.

So this happened.

Soon my pretty. Soon.

In future can you in-line comment me a shout out? And in doing so, break something? Kthx

Good morning Bluesky, here’s your new-ish musical recommendation for today.

https://music.apple.com/au/album/blow/1657038528?i=1657038535

Good morning Bluesky, thank you for the 12 points Portugal!

Gods I wish Terry was still with us.

Javełin by Chris Keya & The Gee J Listen to Javełin by Chris Keya & The Gee J on Apple Music. 2023. Duration: 2:56

Good morning Bluesky,

Here’s something new to start your Friday

https://music.apple.com/au/album/jave%C5%82in/1679446448?i=1679446450

Technically you don’t need to take any clothes off to pee. The only limiting factor is your aversion to mess.

Your boss calling in sick is right up there.

In this picture we see Tucker tanning his scrotum.

“Given the demographics of this app”. We have a new slur.

So when does Elon get his invite code?

Apocrypha III: Eternal Vespers - Single by Satellite Empire & Blue Stahli Album · 2023 · 1 Song

Oh hi! Your new music for the day is

https://music.apple.com/au/album/apocrypha-iii-eternal-vespers-single/1662206819

Jokes on you, all of my pictures are unflattering. Checkmate aesthetics.

And now in “Things you didn’t expect to make you feel deeply uncomfortable” …

That feeling when you realise most of the “people” who follow you are also following 60,000 other accounts.

I feel this, Kevin. My wife is Vietnamese and we make these together with the kids - so good.

Is anyone else excited to do some budget analysis (my god, what happened to me)?

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-05-09/federal-budget-2023-winners-and-losers/102287782

Guys, nobody gives a shit about Tucker. Let’s not give him airtime.

Apocrypha III: Eternal Vespers - Single by Satellite Empire & Blue Stahli Album · 2023 · 1 Song

Good morning Bluesky.

Todays new music recommendation is

https://music.apple.com/au/album/apocrypha-iii-eternal-vespers-single/1662206819

Eurovision Rehearsals Roundup - Part 3 | Liverpool 2023 | #UnitedByMusic 🇺🇦🇬🇧 Subscribe and 🔔 to Eurovision 👉 https://www.youtube.com/user/eurovision?sub_confirmation=1 #EurovisionRehearsals - Clara Amfo presents your first look at how the Liverpool 2023 participants will appear on stage. These clips are taken from the second set of rehearsals on Friday 5 May. 00:00 Rehearsals Roundup - Part 3 00:24 🇨🇾 Cyprus | Andrew Lambrou - Break A Broken Heart 00:54 🇮🇸 Iceland | Diljá - Power 01:23 🇬🇷 Greece | Victor Vernicos - What They Say 01:54 🇵🇱 Poland | Blanka - Solo 02:24 🇸🇮 Slovenia | Joker Out - Carpe Diem 02:53 🇬🇪 Georgia | Iru - Echo 03:24 🇸🇲 San Marino | Piqued Jacks - Like An Animal 03:54 🇦🇹 Austria | Teya \u0026 Salena - Who The Hell Is Edgar? 04:24 🇦🇱 Albania | Albina \u0026 Familja Kelmendi - Duje 04:54 🇱🇹 Lithuania | Monika Linkytė - Stay 05:23 🇦🇺 Australia | Voyager - Promise - #UnitedByMusic - Liverpool 2023 The Eurovision Song Contest celebrates diversity through music. Please keep your comments respectful. We will not tolerate racism, sexism, ableism, homophobia, transphobia, body-shaming or any other derogatory or hostile language. Offensive users will be blocked and reported. Music first, always. Subscribe to the Official Eurovision Song Contest Podcast: https://pod.link/1617767675 Follow us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@Eurovision Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/eurovision Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/Eurovision Follow us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/EurovisionSo... If you want to know more about the Eurovision Song Contest, visit https://eurovision.tv Shop for official Eurovision Song Contest merchandise: https://shop.eurovision.tv/

Let the judgement commence

https://youtu.be/F9AP5DSA9tc

I’m hoping we (Australia) do well this year.

?

Apparently I’m old too.

It’s shaping up to be a pretty good week.

( don’t look now, but I think that’s what you’ve just done )

Someone I don’t know liked a photo of me. What is this sensation and why does it feel so nice?

Yes.

Park by COLOSSAL SQUID Listen to Park by COLOSSAL SQUID on Apple Music. 2023. Duration: 4:23

Good morning Bluesky.

Here’s todays new music recommendation.

https://music.apple.com/au/album/park/1669514636?i=1669514637