Instead of creating something personal that only you could make and putting all of those years you spent learning to make art to use, you want a planet-destroying machine to spit out some soulless garbage that looks like shit? Really? That's what you want?
Few things are more enraging to me than tattoo artists (though really any artists) who use AI to design their tattoos. Really, you went through all the hours and hours of practice and hard work to learn to draw and now, what, you're too lazy???
Wow nice subtweet to me and Daniel Eli
I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what
Rollin up to the club covered in cobwebs
2026 aspiration: everyone get transgender
This was hours ago and I'm still laughing about it
and I said to her, off radio, " yeah just go back and give every item a little smooch" And she looked at me like 😳🤨🤨🤨 and it turned out she hadn't put her radio on back yet and so hadn't heard him say that
Today i was at work and one of my coworkers had just gotten back from her break and our manager comes over the radio and says "[coworker], if you're not with a guest can you go back and give women's sale some love" meaning go back there and clean it up and make it look a little better
Oopsie
Overheard a rich lady at my job today saying that she still gets paid even though she never goes to or does any work. I wish I had eyes that could melt a person's face with a look
I'm still poking my bruises and giggling
Cabaret moment
Was just at dinner talking seriously with my partner about what to do if one of us or someone in our community is disappeared or hate crimed and the table of 8 behind us burst out into singing "happy birthday"
Now that I'm thinking about it I guess I'd be insulted if someone asked me that too but damn, let's talk about it like adults
Woke up from a nightmare last night in which I told someone cuddling with me to let me know if they wanted to be classified as a new species of chimpanzee and they responded with an ear-splitting scream right into my ear
Armie Hammer did nothing wrong. Let the man cook (human flesh)
I think it's only a red flag if they still think it's funny
Hell yeah brother
OH MY GOD!!!!!!
🎵 Loose
Footloose
All your feet are loose
Feet
Loose feet
You're gonna lose your feet 🎵
The schtick will continue until beatings improve
Throw a motherfucker into a volcano for me so I know it's real
Forget a cum tribute. I demand a human sacrifice
Gonna move here just so I have people to talk to about Einsturzende Neubauten
I was on an underground tour today and at one point the guide was telling us about a woman who happily lived out her days with her cat and I asked what the cat's name was and he said "Pumpel. You're the first person to ever ask that"
I'm in Berlin
One time as a kid I went to a theme park on 9/11 and it was DESERTED. Must have been only 2 or 3 years after and it ruled
I'm flying on 9/11
This essay covers consent violations, harm & abuse, sexual assault, pregnancy loss, cancel culture, alt-right hate, death & sexual assault threats, trauma & trauma recovery
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This is my year of harm
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#YearOfKindness
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