Luke Stratman

Somebody’s children are crowding my ICE van
Somebody’s young ones are gonna get killed

A graphic showing that the Chicago White Sox have been eliminated from postseason contention.

With the Bears season over, it’s officially baseball season!

Ah, shit.

reaching into frosty’s chest to grab the couple cold ones he smuggled into the club for us

Antifreeze is just Gatorade for cars.

A huge billboard with no ad, but a street artist painted Skeletor with his arms raised in fists above his head. The words "SKELETOR" are above, and "UP IN THIS MOTHERFUCKER" below. Some human made this art, and some human took a picture of it - which is also art.

If the sandwich is in bits you have to acquits

Reminds me of one of my favorite posts

I bust through a set of saloon doors, dusty from riding the trail, but instead of Buffalo Gals the piano player is playing Take On Me

PICARD: These “Borg” are a curious blend of organic and machine, a culture so sublimated to its own technology that the line between natural life and technological facsimile is porous and thin.
RIKER: (nude in the holodeck) it’s insane they let us nut in the computer

"I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING STRANGERS ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING TRAIN"

Three screen caps from the movie Hackers with text. First screen cap: Protagonist Dade (Zero Cool) explains that “I’ve got a record. I was Zero Cool.” Second screen, his friends explain: Zero Cool crashed 1507 systems in one day. Biggest crash in history. Third screen, another friend says: Front page New York Times August 10, 1988

HACK THE PLANET!!! Happy Zero Cool Day to all who celebrate!

a text from a friend that says Do you remember when I loaned you a book and then you were like the print is too small and gave it back

🎵 I am 36 going on 96
Baby, it's time to diiie 🎵

you think mcgruff ever mauled a kid

B-b-b-bennie and the gesserits

Kola Superdeep Borehole In addition to being the deepest human-made hole on Earth, Kola Superdeep Borehole SG-3 was, for almost three decades, the ...

Yeah we can hangout if you promise not to be a

the epstein footage is missing a minute because jeffrey started singing hey jude in his cell. justice dept doesn’t want to pay for the licensing. somewhat understandable

in the last 365 days the florida panthers have won the stanley cup twice and florida state university has won a football game twice

Just lmao

Vinn diagram. Prometheus, Saruman, and the Dude from Big Lebowski. The overlap between Prometheus and Sauruman: "cunning fire and technology wielder". Saruman and the Dude: "Obsession with large heavy ball". The Dude and Prometheus: "Severe liver damage". Overlap for all three: "Hates the fucking eagles"

Coco Gauff checking if there's anything inside the Roland Garros trophy

i would've done the same thing lmao

TOS scene. We're outdoors in an arena of some kind with old rocky columns and artifacts surrounding an open dirt area designed for some kind of event or show. A sky colored red lends itself to the passion on display. In the middle, Spock and Kirk are laying on the ground together, Kirk on top, Spock on the bottom, thier bodies intertwined. A love that dareth not speaketh it's name. No caption.

Some of y'all can't handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows

i don’t care what anyone says. every time i see a baby smoking a cigarette im like damn that’s one cool ass baby.

do think Mr. peanut is a nascar fan? you think he watches every race ? no,as there is no nascar in hell.

doctor: well mr. yoda, we fixed the language center of your brain. you should talk totally normal now

yoda: thanks dude

New FEMA Alert Notifies Public Whenever ‘Twister’ Airing On TNT

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Bob's Burghers of Calais

a P trap installation under a sink

Star Wars Admiral Ackbar. he has a famous line in this scene where if i spell it out it ruins the joke. but if you know Admiral Ackbar, you know the line.

#MayThe4th

What can you see? It's some form of Elvish. I can't read it. ^\w-1.]+@(N\w-]+\.)+[\w-12,4$