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This is so... weird? Orange pukeface thinks he's scamming god to get into heaven

I agree with every word the congresswoman said however I think Noem's dismissal was all due to her $200M ad blitz, making her look more important than the orange shit stain. Weak little man couldn't stand being one-upped in getting attention

a woman wearing sunglasses and a fur coat is standing in front of a building . ALT: a woman wearing sunglasses and a fur coat is standing in front of a building .

It's my first day back from vacation and I'm just

Just blatant pornography 🤤

It was a crazy day yesterday but don't let the odious American media fool you into thinking it's a war zone here in PV. This beautiful, wonderful town is slowly getting back to normal and the kind-hearted, wonderful people that live here are helping each other do just that!

What kind of PB and J??

Peter Berlin in Folsom Street, San Francisco

illustration of Catherine O'Hara as Delia Deetz for the Beetlejuice Tarot card, "Queen of Swords"

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All of Canada is in mourning today - Rest in Peace you amazing, hilarious, wonderful human being!

Doing my good deed for the day but heads up to @hungskater.bsky.social and any who follow him, he has someone pretending to be him with the handle @hungskaterr.bsky.social

I almost fell for his trap until I noticed the double R in the fraudster's handle.

Be on the lookout boys!

This (👇) only applies if your name hasn't purposefully been spelled in a ridiculous manner. If your name is 'Juliet' but your absurd parents spelled it 'Ghuleighytte', your parents are to blame for the hard path in life they've set you on and no one else!

Do you have a unique name or a unique spelling of a name that is constantly misspelled in a work email? My tip is to immediately misspell the sender's name right back in your reply.

Is their name Anna? Call them Anne. Marcus? Call them Mark.

You'd be shocked how quickly they apologize!

In other words, "Kindly fuck off Pamela" 🖕🖕🖕

#fuckice

OOPS.

She needed that clunky introduction because his brain is mush, has no idea what day it is, who he is, or what he does.

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Carl's Junior - fuck you!

It becomes a documentary more and more with each passing day

This shit is so tacky...

For a bunch of big, tough, red-blooded American types, they sure seem to be wimpy little snowflakes if being called names makes them feel like they were 'assaulted', just sayin'...

If I were a criminal, I'd high-tail it to a red state knowing ICE would never come to terrorize it.

Question for OF/JFF content creators - do you ever *just* have sex? Like do you hop on an app and just look to get your rocks off without needing to film it? No judgement, just sincerely curious 🤔

That 🤪 face is ridiculous

'Pedophile Protector' is a good one but there are other things he could've been called. Off the top of my head:

• Domestic Terrorist
• Russian Agent
• Simply Disgusting
• Unable to apply self tanner
• Stinky (most likely)
• Assaulter of women
• Pathetic Loser

And the list goes on and on...

"It's all good dude, I'm not mad at you" - were words of compassion. Renee's telling this terrorist "I get it, you're brainwashed and/or desperate for this job" and trying to relate to him, struggling American to struggling American. He was so offended at being seen by this "fucking bitch" so BAM.