Thoughts of dog

sometimes. i get very excited. and all i want to do. is wag my tail. but every single time. it is my whole body. that wags

there is a tree. in the household. i went to take. my late afternoon snoozle. and i come back. now there’s a tree.. who approved of this. i didn’t. is this. one of many? what depths. does this tree army reach. where is the human. i have questions

the human. got me. a sailor hat. so i could be.a ship captain. for the party. tonight. this is appropriate. without me. this household. would veer. way off course

a bunch of monsters. have entered the household. i can't even recognize. my own human. everyone. is rather frenly though. a skeleton. scritched my ear

it's movie night. once again.. the human's fren. came over. the human built their first fire. and i helped. make the pupcorn.. the whole gang. is snug on the couch. including. my stuffed fren. sebastian. who always falls asleep. before the film. even starts

gooooob morning. did you know. that if one sits. very well. and looks up at the human. with a straight face. the human will be forced. to stay home. an extra few minutes. and give attention

remember. when that leaf. fell on my noggin. and i became emperor. of the yard. well.. even though. the leaves are done falling. i want to clarify. i haven't yet. relinquished the throne

i. have been on skittle watch. all day, and guess what. it hasn't moved. i almost. grrborked at it. in frustration. but i'm afraid. it could. retaliate

That workout looked intense fren!

the human says. there are two options.. inside or outside. but if they would. elevate their mindset. they would uncover. a third option: stand. in the doorway. and sniff the air

The classic golden touch!

Which one is the parrot?

What kind of duck is that?

Nature and Snackums? Count me in!

He is part of the pack now!

gooooob morning. i found a button. and decided to swallow it. but before i could. the human jumped on me. from like. three rooms away. i guess. this particular button. means a lot to them

there's. a single chair. that the human. told me. i'm not allowed on. why is it special? no idea. but of course. now i want to snooze on it. very bad.. i will slowly climb up. one limb at a time. and hopefully. no one will notice

i. had a nightmare. that the boing sproings. behind the doors. came to life. and started chasing me

i know. how scary. bath time can be. so whenever. the human showers. i make sure. i'm also. in the bathroom.. for solidarity

i think. what's really important here. is that. i love you

my fren. is already snoring. kind of impressive. in a way.. he took the afternoon walk. very slow. stopping to smell. everything he could. i spent that time. wrapping the leash. around the human. as many times. as possible

the human. bought a device. for my bowl. that forces me. to eat slower. do they not understand. that eating at an extreme pace. is the one thing. i truly excel at

g0000ob morning. my fren and
i. are on skittle watch duty. until the afternoon snooze. the skittle. i speak of. is under the fridge. and hasn't moved. ever.. but one day. it could. and that is why. we watch

gooooob morning. the human. is off. to do. whatever the human does. and i. am off. to try to fit. my entire foot. in my ear

goo0oob morning. a lot happened. on our walk. this morning. i found. a perfectly good waffle. in somebody's trash. the human. didn't let me. have it though. there was also. a very frightening. leaf tornado

so you know how. my bed. was shrinking? well. it has remained. pretty much. the same size. for many many snoozles now. perhaps. it's done shrinking

ok. all is well. the human. came out and almost immediately. found my fren. mostly. iam grateful. but also. the human. didn't need to show off like that.. my fren seems. unharmed. and somehow full. but i think we're done with. leaves. for the day

i have lost. my fren. in the big pile. of leaves.

gooooob morning. my fren. and
i. are going to play in the leaves now. it should be. a grand time

whenever. the human. makes a snack. my fren and i. will patiently wait. to be given. a part of said snack. even if we're not. as long as. the human feels. guilty about it. mission accomplished