Sean Satori

Otherwise, I can’t explain it other than money and power corrupt.

He was a normal person who you felt had good values. If I had to guess, the virtually unlimited wealth that came from Trump
World is what eroded them.

I’m so sorry. And what a life!

I knew Stanley before he fell into Trump World and it’s insane to me that he could come to this.

The Sharon K Regular Association of Transgender Child Happiness (SKRATCH)

I use AI not to write, but to suggest improvements to my writing. I’ve found it super helpful.

Yes, let’s unsanction Russian oil while they are feeding targeting coordinates to Iran.

Not until about a week ago but…

This is a joke, but 100% chance I would get reactivated 😂

Apparently the current lingo for killing someone in a game is “easy” (meant disparagingly)

Admitted to the bar in 1996

Right? My wife told our daughter the other day that she didn’t have the internet when she grew up and our daughter quipped “that’s right mommy, those were the days before electricity.” Kid 1, Mommy 0

AI is running the show, which is both hilarious and terrifying.

He’s been practicing since 1996. So not shocked this is someone who got got by AI.

My dog just farted and then spun around and went running off to bark at whoever it was that made the noise.

You usually don’t say such and such soldier died unless you actually have already confirmed it was them. Which makes the press release even more insane.

SHOULD THE U.S BLOT OUT THE SUN AND USHER IN AN AGE OF ETERNAL DARKNESS? - Gallup 2/20/26-3/5/26

NO - 41%
YES - 38%
UNSURE - 21%

The “funny” part is frontier AI has no persistent memory. That’s by design so that this sort of stuff shouldn’t happen.

Me too Claude. Me too.

I mean, yeah. This is what happens when you are the judge in your own case.

The weird part is photo glasses would be genuinely useful for AI, but how do you stop people from using it for the pervy applications.

Consistency is not their strong suit.

I’m currently using ChatGPT to model how close to a black hole you’d need to get to travel forward in time a million years.

Ooops too high now I gotta shake some mercury back into the bulb…

My kids will never know the pleasure of holding the mercury thermometer against the radiator and then trying to convince their mom that they really do have a 108 fever.

Read a lot of books!

I still say the Entrenchment clause is unenforceable. If 3/4s of states want to do something, the other 1/4 will make way. Particularly since larger red states will also benefit.

Markwayne called Rand Paul a “freaking snake” last week and said he supported his neighbor beating the crap out of him. Let’s see who the chair of the Senate Homeland Security committee is…oh goody it’s Rand Paul.

It would be absolutely hilarious if Oklahoma ends up electing a Democrat for Senate if there is a special election in November.

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